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...: january 2006 ::...

01.31.06... 

alien dildos ... yeow ...... they look delicious....


Man trips and destroys priceless vases ...

Flap over fishes: Who's the smallest of them all? ... it's smiling ...


*via JC

XXX ... ...

Cashier slapped robber ... heh heh

Sprint Nextel sues over sale of call records ...

Australian Man, Woman Torched in Barrels ... omfg ...

huff's crime blog ...
*via pt

01.30.06...

UN to Investigate Jyllands-Posten ‘Racism’ ... OMFG ...
*via jersey petey and those fabulous dunnes

... ahhhh ... pre-Columbian erotic art. my fave. they always have huge dicks. unfortunately i couldn't find two women together. i'll keep looking....


*via Spitting Image

My strange life with someone else's face ... it doesn't look so bad... and even tho she was attempting suicide at the time she was injured, she loves her life and is glad to be alive. it's weird how that works sometimes. [ i'd probably be pissed they had brought me back... but then i've been in this bad fucking mood. i feel like the Spawn of Satan ]


*via JC

XXX ... ...

DAVID HASSELHOFF - MUSIC VIDEO - HOOKED ON A FEELING ... ... is this a joke???


Libya Closes Denmark Embassy Over Drawings ...
*via jerset petey

01.29.06...

Army to Investigate Gay Porn Allegations ...
*via poets girl

iVibe offers safe sex at long distance ... quote:

"People stationed overseas will buy the toy for their partners here and they can arrange to log on at the same time."

Borat - Hunting The Jews ... ... hahaha ... he's funny ... and these americans are pathetic. [borat is jewish BTW ... people who don't 'get it' find his work offensive.]

Sites Google Agreed to Censor in China ...
*via JC

Zimbabwe twins detained for loincloth outrage ...

Aria Giovanni (52 wallpapers) ... ...

"Rosebuds" Anal Fashion ... more butt jewelry. i wonder how these feel when you're wearing them? [i have friends that say thongs are uncomfortable and i can't even tell that i'm wearing one.]


Flashcam - Tactical Flashlight with built in Video Recorder, night vision, monitor ... wow ...

01.28.06...

The true father of Ireland ...
*via pt


*via jersey petey

Police take compulsive shopper to hospital ...
*via JC

Akira Lane ...


*via craigs

THE VICE GUIDE TO GETTING BEAT UP ...
*via JC

starbucks delocator ... tired of starbucks???
*via craigs

Horn Guy ... ...
*via nemesis

01.27.06...

Russian Inventor Patents Invisibility Cloak ...

Creepy couple plan on tying the knot on Valentine's Day ... quote:

... consummate their vows in a coffin.

Modest-fit Design 1 ... cute


*via robin

Client needed op after prostitute bit penis ...

Aria in Black and White ... ...
*via Attu Sees All

Fake braces all the rage for Thai teens ... hmmmm ... it seems harmless enough.



*via craigs

Monkey Police Provide Social Stability ... a monkey army ...
*via pt

01.26.06...

Rocket on two wheels ... whoa .... 0 to 60 in five seconds???


ashes and snow ...
*via sabbez

Sex calms nerves before public speaking - study ... sex calms nerves... period.

XXX ... ...

Thumb Thing Book Holder ...


.... hmmmm


Male student wins fight to wear skirt ...


*via craigs

01.25.06... 


*via Spitting Image

Fish discovered in acid pools is world's smallest vertebrate ... makes you wonder how they even found this tiny thing in a peat bog ...


sweet sweet pussy ... ...

look at this predator footage ... ...
*via poikilotrm


Adult diaper sales soar in China ... eeewww

Colombian man kills nephew while trying to scare the hiccups out of him ...

01.24.06... 

............. WOW!!! ... i love this...


*via craigs

"Floozy in the Jacuzzi" to move downstream ... heh heh

Energy time ...

Valentines From Ancient Rome: Sex, Death and Lust ...

XXX ... ...

Egg joy for parents of stolen penguin Toga ... they're cute, too bad they're called jackass penguins.


Gift-wrapped finger fails to impress ... uuuhh ... i'd dump him too.

BOOBS, BUTT OR SHOULDER? ...

01.23.06...

that's an interesting one on his nose ...
*via zircon enigma

Man trapped in toilet when lock freezes ... rotten luck ...

Halliburton cited in Iraq contamination ...
*via JC

Sandra & Brooke ... ... nice

make your own flipbook ... i love this.

Longoria Stocked for Sex Toys ...

Liberian leader breaks rape taboo ... good women in positions of leadership will help heal our planet.

LiveJournal XSS attack ...

01.22.06...

Notorious B.I.G.'s Family Awarded $1.1 Million From City Of L.A. ...

Geniuses are Just Like Us ...

Algorithm detects Canadian politicians' spin ...

Colin Farrell and Nicole Narain Sextape ... ... the stills of the tape are free...
*via catalin

Bond spy car fetches $2.5 million at auction ... quote:

The winner, who was bidding in his first auction, will add the car to a collection of some dozen vehicles that includes classic Aston Martins and Porsches.


Why I’m A Progressive Muslim ...

blue bondage ... ...

floating dog ... hahaha

01.21.06... 

Bear in Ukraine Zoo Bites off Boy’s Hands ... WTF??? ... did he think the bear would act like a puppy or something ??? ... omfg...

Autocunnilingus? ... wow ...

'Laughing stock' burglar sent to prison ...

beautiful aria ... ... thanx fly out to brutal ... he sent me aria for breakfast.
*via brutally frank

Dozens of new species found in California national park caves ...


Where does your anger go? ... this should be multiple choice ...
*via JC

MIRROR NEURONS AND THE BRAIN IN THE VAT ...


01.20.06...

Vintage or vile, wine is all the same after cheese ...

Terms of endearment ... i prefer pussy myself ...

"Intelligent design" not science: Vatican paper ... [ link fixed ]

XXX ... ...

Face transplant patient uses new lips to smoke ... not very smart
*via JC

Man faked death to avoid child support ... fuckhead
*via Spitting Image

Your own genetic map is within reach ...
*via Spitting Image


i was robbed once by three men wearing stockings on their heads and the detectives kept asking me what the men looked like ... wtf??? ... so i used my hands to sort of stretch my face and i said ..'well one looked like this and the other looked like that' etc. ... they weren't amused. they had absolutely no sense of humor ...

01.19.06...

Brain scans reveal men's pleasure in revenge ...

Doc Johnson Introduces Lucid Dream Collection ...


Insane Explosions Compilation! ... ...
*via craigs

Clerics debate Islamic sex questions ...


XXX ... ...

web wonderkammer ... cabinet of curiosites... cool site.
*via Ben Osto

Actor Shatner sells kidney stone ...
*via pt

"young boys are seen performing cunnilingus on cattle to stimulate mating" ... this is so sad ... Poverty in Africa and Tony Blair as the Angel of Light ... OMFG ... these poor people
*via JC

01.18.06...

Manholes of Japan ... these are gorgeous


*via craigs

German cannibal feels no guilt ... cannibal update

... ... i'm having that jones for aria again ...


You can write the perfect love letter ... for those in love...

Parrot squawks on woman's affair ... hahaha ... she was so busted ... [ birds are beautiful ... too bad they bite.]


*via pt

Hagfish At Home ... eeewwww... totally gross. i've seen a slime on freshwaree eels that looks similar to this ... it's horrible... plugs up aquarium filters an all ... it makes a big mess ...


Thou Shalt Not Suffer a Woman to Live ... quote:

"A woman who bewitches men or beasts or other things, if it is proved against her, shall be burned". Conversely, "If a man happens to be a magician, and it is proved against him; he shall be shaven in the form of a cross and scourged and banished"
*via JC

song tapper ... ... kinda fun... but the site is s-l-o-w and my songs were too obscure apparently 'cuz it didn't guess any.

01.17.06...

I wanted to eat man, not kill him, says German cannibal ...

“Alien” Embryo Removed From 35-Year-Old Man’s Back ... OMG


Rare Erotica ... ...
*via Sexoteric

Covers come off UK spy plane ...


TV in the bedroom halves your sex life - study ...

my pleasure machine ... ...

iGod - repenting made easy ... chat with a god bot.
*via brutally frank

A Leader Making Peace With Chile's Past ...

01.16.06...

... hey i know this guy .....


What kind of fish is this? ... gads... it looks like something from way deep in da the ocean.


*via god is not an asshole

Aria Giovanni "Sultry" ... ...
*via jersey petey of those fabulous dunnes

Russian Experts Announce New Vaccine Against Deadly Bird Flu ...

The Majesty of Master Fard Muhammad’s Love ...

Very cool illusion ... i think this is a repost... but here it is again for those who may have missed it before.
*Via sabbez


*via Spitting Image

iTrick ...
*via JC

01.15.06...

Atomic Bomb detonation ... WHOA


The Mystery of Larry Wachowski ... hey y'all... remember my dominatrix friend, Jenna? well... she's quoted three times in this article. heh heh heh ... i saw her just before xmas... she's funny... we laughed a lot.

the genital arts ... ...

World's largest kite flies in Tokyo ... wow


Anonymity on a Disk ... cool idea ...

High Court says no free speech for penis ...

Vampire goes for governor ...

01.14.06...

Man Who Bit Girlfriend's Face Convicted ... OMFG... this dude's a freak.
*via jersey petey


*via JC

Aria-and-Masuimi-Max ... ... they're so cute.


Wachowski sex scandal behind Matrix suckage? ... hmmmm ... i knew he cross-dressed... but all-in-all this is a pretty intense relationship. i love most of the Wachowski brothers' work. *Bound* is a fun movie...


*via craigs

California maintenance worker finds 13 stolen baby Jesus figurines ... heh ...
*via Spitting Image

01.13.06...

Do you like eggs and green ham? ... quote:

"There are partially fluorescent green pigs elsewhere, but ours are the only ones in the world that are green from inside out. Even their hearts and internal organs are green,"


Iran to hang teenage girl attacked by rapists ... [link killed] ... wtf??? quote:

Nazanin, who was 17 years old at the time of the incident, said that after the three men started to throw stones at them, the two girls’ boyfriends quickly escaped on their motorbikes leaving the pair helpless.
*via Spitting Image

Huge manhood is a curse ... OMFG


Aria in Sepia ... ... i'm jonesin' for aria again ... and again and ... [ cliff and i can't get enough of her]

Final Justice Jesus Dress Up! ...


hips ... ... hmmm ... this is called *hips* but it should be called *crotches*.


*via JC

Eagles used to prey on our ancestors: scientists ... big birds are scary ...

Penis is too much for Swedish sex exhibition ... i thought sweden was mellow about sex ...???

01.12.06...

N.M. man stands by his mouse fire story ... disgusting ... it *was* alive when he threw it on the fire. what a pig ... WTF??? ... like other creatures don't have feelings or something ???...
*via marku

Firefighters use forklift to move obese woman ... gads ... like gilbert grape's mom

... ... an entire page of aria ... yummy ...


*via ??? [ let me know who you are... again ... please ]

Judge: Fetuses Don't Count in HOV Lanes ... well... she tried...
*via jersey petey

Pitt's Publicist Confirms Jolie Pregnancy ... what a cute little baby... that's zahara.


Hubble Panoramic View of Orion Nebula Reveals Thousands of Stars ...


BECKINSALE'S SYMPATHY FOR MOVIE LOVER SPEEDMAN ... hmmmm .... fun job.

Firms sells world cup nazi helmets ...


*via pt

01.11.06...

... yikes!!! ... i guess you have to just sit around and look interesting with these nails... you certainly can't do much .... scratch your head... pick your nose


*via craigs

Flaming Mouse Story Found To Be False ... thank god ...
*via marku

XXX ... ...

Take a leap into hyperspace ... quote:

If Heim's picture is to make sense," Dröscher says, "we are forced to postulate two more fundamental forces." These are, Dröscher claims, related to the familiar gravitational force: one is a repulsive anti-gravity similar to the dark energy that appears to be causing the universe's expansion to accelerate. ... and "gravitophotons", particles that mediate the interconversion of electromagnetic and gravitational energy.

... ...[ john found us a bunch of nice soft porn ]


*via JC

Jellyfish sting 'like boiling' ... geez... poor kid.
*via poikilotrm

Interactive learning fails reading test ...

Italian son seals mother's body in wardrobe ...

01.10.06...

Cannibal returns to dock ... the *other* cannibal

Burglar pretended to be a dog ... woof woof... hahahaha

XXX ... ...

Woman Who Died in '03 Left in Front of TV ... OMG
*via jersey petey


Bad Vibes ...
*via JC

Schwarzenegger receives stitches in lip after Los Angeles motorcycle accident ... 15 stitches is a lot of stitches for a lip. ...

Burning Mouse Ignites Blaze That Destroys Home ... well... they deserved to have their house burn down.

01.09.06...

BODY PAINTING ... ... slideshow is fun...


*via zircon enigma

CES 2006: Photos and videos ... ... fun ...

Young Girl Charged With Pushing Friend Out of 10th Storey Window ...


Samantha Ryan - Brianna ... ...wake-up ... it's your monday porn buzz ...

Utah Theater Cancels 'Brokeback Mountain' ... ygtbfk ...
*via poets girl

The mouse phone by Sony ...


Porn stars strut their stuff at awards ...

01.08.06...

Jesus 'healed using cannabis' ...
*via god is not an asshole

The Naked Truth about Male Stripping ...


Dog saves Taiwanese newborn ... WOW!!! ... [poor woman...]
*via Spitting Image

XXX ... ...

Irish bog man liked to slick back with hair gel ...

Your phone records are for sale ... wtf???

save my penis ...
*via pt

The sky from Faluja at midnight this time of year ...


01.07.06...

Colorado Man Finds Condom in Filbert Nut ...

hey ... look what jersey petey found... the condom culprits!


*via those fabulous dunnes

100 things we didn't know this time last year ... ... quote:

73. One in six children think that broccoli is a baby tree.
*via pt

spanish venus ...


Misprinted $20 Bill Sells for $25,300 ...


Drivers find a snitch ... OMG ...
*via poets girl

Cow Escapes Meat Plant, Dodges Cars, Train ...

01.06.06...

Russian Cannibal Sentenced to 14 Years in Prison for Cooking Friend ... another fucking cannibal...

German privacy hackers develop RFID zapper ...

Pixies Lipsync ...

Pissed-off Frenchman attacks Dada urinal ... it's happened before and it'll happen again. that piece does piss people off ... heh

Rare Erotica ... ...


*via Sexoteric

World's longest concert sounds second chord ... don't the aborigines in australia have a melody that has a note sounded every one hundred years ? ... or something like that ...

Kids with Cameras ...


*via Spitting Image

News of the Weird: 2005 in Review ...

01.05.06...

this is my horoscope for the week... but it sounds like good advice for all of us. ... quote:

... try to project an image [of yourself] that correlates with what you want to happen. Don't undermine yourself.

Artist binds feet in desert, loses key ... heh heh ... artists may be sexy but we're not all smart.

Studies: Women Genetically Programmed to Cheat ...

XXX ... ...

Rush for 6/6/6 weddings ... i guess they haven't heard about this ... Beast's real mark devalued to '616' ... or maybe it doesn't matter what the real number is ....


*via Spitting Image

Mooning deemed 'disgusting' but legal in Md. ...well... i guess it depends on who is doing the mooning.
*via JC

01.04.06..


*via JC

Artists crowned libido kings [and queens of course] ... it's true ... most artists are erotic ... [link fixed]

XXX ... ...


Hilton named most hated celeb of 2005 ...

Leather Alliance Kink Fest 2006 ...
*via Spitting Image

The Coolest Rooms on the Planet ...


Mom, 13, is ruled a sex crime offender ... this is too stupid to believe ... [utah is like florida ... very strange].
*via JC

01.03.06...

Britney's Uterus Is So Cold and Alone ...
*via JC

 


XXX ... ...

ninja skills ... ...
*via zircon enigma

In 'Brokeback,' men might not be only gay characters ... quote:

And for decades, it turns out, homosexual sheep have been a financial drain on their frustrated breeders.

EyeBud can turn video iPod into big-screen TV for one ...


The Edge ... cool ...
*via pt

.... ... yikes ...

Cornice launches smaller drive with more memory ...

01.02.06...

Man bites dog? No - woman marries dolphin ... quote:

"It's not a perverted thing. I do love this dolphin. He's the love of my life," she said Saturday


interview: aria giovanni ...

Kelle Marie - Virkelig i orden ... ...

The Therapeutic Benefits of Trepanation ...
*via god is not an asshole

Stranded whales shot dead in NZ ...

Biggest Discoveries of 2005 ...

The Alternative Italian Dictionary ... heh ... this is fun.
*via Spitting Image

01.01.06...

XXX ... ...

Surfing mice and lovelorn pooches brighten up 2005 ...

Christina Aguilera: Beautiful ... ... yes!!!

Man stages kidnap to spend time with lover ...

PETA staffer legally changes name to KentuckyFriedCruelty.com ... gotta help the chickens ...


Salma Hayek dancing ...


*via indigo business

 

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