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...: april 2007 ::...

04.27.07...

Redirect your animal instincts with a French letter ... OMFG


*via astro

Ewe've been conned ladies ... hahhahah ... this is hysterical ... quote:

Japanese movie star Maiko Kawakami complained on a talk show that her new poodle refused to bark or eat dog food.


*via PT

Rubbish' Francis Bacon works fetch a fortune ... he's a strong artist ... his work can be scary at times

Lesbian taboo movies ... ... well ... enemas are healthier than scat i guess ...


Vagina Power ... ...
*via poikilotrm

XXX ... ...

04.26.07...

Barbie's dog - 'it really poops!' ...

Mystery prehistoric fossil verified as giant fungus ...


XXX ... ...

Actress Alba is 'sexiest female' ...

earthquake images ... my school fell down [CSUN]... the first time i saw it after the '94 earthquake i cried. but ... fortunately i'm still not afraid of earthquakes ...wow it was really loud... like a train going over the roof ... the windows blew out and my studio was trashed totally. i had a 45 gallon aquarium at the time and this big tidal wave in the tank splashed all the fish out ... there were fish everywhere and the tank moved about 4 feet. OOOOOHHHH ... it was so intense.


*via JC

Killer Smile Gallery ...

04.25.07...

Scientists find most Earthlike planet yet ...

Abortion legalised in Mexico City ...

Britney Spears showing off her new abs in North Hollywood ... lipo ... wow ... that worked ...


The Window Cleaner ... ... my friends liked this ... dial-up is too slow for me to be able to watch it ...
*via sgt

04.24.07...

Sensitive, New Age Zoophilia ... i remember that story ... it creeped me out. the guy died from having sex with a horse ...
*via Spitting Image

Timeline: The Frightening Future of Earth ...
*via craigs

Piano Concert Player ... cute ...


Teen pockets $25,000 in texting contest ... quote:

She estimated that she sends more than 8,000 text messages a month to her friends and family.

Gore campaign team assembles in secret ...
*via craigs

04.23.07...

Ashley ... ...

Scandalicious ... nice work ...


*via JC

Robbie Williams Buys Joe Pesci A Bentley, Keeps Fingers Crossed ... pesci can be kinda scary sometimes ....i love his work ... [ ... whoa ... he sure is tiny ]

Chernobyl Birds' Defects Link Radiation, Not Stress, to Human Ailments ...


horvatland ... [so i guess i'd be candiland ...]
*via JC

Woman runs the length of LI ... wow ...

The world wide women Pool ... ... this may be work safe ...
*via craigs

Adopt a baby? No, Madonna wants to take over a nation ...

04.22.07...

04.21.07...

In Their Own Words:
What Abstinence-Only-Until-Marriage Programs Say
... OMG ...
*via craigs

Chinese translation error blamed for slur on sofa label ... heh heh heh ...
*via zircon enigma

Deadly shootings ...
*via JC

Video: Jesper Odelberg & "The Boys On Wheels" ...

04.20.07...

Adjustable Breast Augmentation Circumvents "Implantee Remorse" ...
*via craigs

Bush muses on marriage, chicken-plucking ...
*via craigs

Gov signs law rejecting Real ID act ... cool ...
*via poikilotrm

Top 12 Robot Pets for Young Geeks ...
*via Vikass

XXX ... ...

Baby whale pulled from bay ...

Jael Strauss Lesbian Kiss Video ... ...

04.19.07...

04.18.07...

04.17.07...

Man acquitted of sexual abuse ... he wanted to film ghosts ???
*via zircon enigma

Hands-on with Rogers Wireless' Samsung A706 ... the clock is ummm ... different


UK makes strides preventing mobile phone theft ... it is a good idea ...

Girls on beaches ... ...

Rabbits Block Traffic in Hungary ... that's a lot of dead rabbits. this is terrible... all the rabbits that they rescued were sent to slaughter .... except for a few escapees
*via poikilotrm

Beaver PC case - that's actual beaver, not the brand Beaver ... this creeps me out

04.16.07...

Your Favorite Drug Addicts Put On A Show ... they're a mess and now he looks sleazy-er ...


It's not just Imus ... WTF ???... quote:

... O'Reilly agreed with a caller's assertion that illegal immigrants "bring corrupting influences" to the United States, including "a third-world value system" that "can corrupt the education system." O'Reilly replied: "Absolutely. And that's why the dropout rate is so high."
*via zircon enigma

Man plasters stickers of ex all over town ...

Are mobile phones wiping out our bees? ... hmmm ... cell phones are evil ... we're all going to have unnatural and early deaths ... actually it's not surprising that a human's body responds to electrical stimulation.
we're electrical ...

*via craigs

04.15.07...

Study: In Nude Photos, Men Look at Faces First ... and then they immediately look at our breasts. actually i do that too ... but faces are important ... like a person's eyes and their smile tell you a lot... also a person's attitude shows in their face... plus we see love in the eyes of others .... and anyway... no one wants to be shocked later when they suddenly look up and go yikes !!! ...sometimes i'll fixate on a person's lips and teeth...
*via craigs

'Stray Shopping Carts' wins oddest book title ... hahahaha ... quote:

Past winners of the 29-year-old prize include:

"People Who Don't Know They're Dead:..."

"How To Shit in the Woods: ... ."

House-trash party girl blames 'hackers' ...

Pamela Anderson Bikini Pictures ...


Bone stem cells turned into primitive sperm cells ... quote:

... and even allow women to produce their own sperm.

FDA: 'Cocaine' drink marketed unlawfully ... not a very smart idea ...

XXX ... ...

Stern's Most Shocking Moments! ...
*via craigs

04.14.07...

Rape-Stopper's Razor-Sharp Bite ... OMG a picture of the scary thing . i don't see how this is even legal. ....jealous wives and lovers will be doing this all over the world instead off chopping off the man's penis. i wonder if gay guys can use it in their butts.
*via craigs

Crystals twist about in response to light ...


XXX ... ...

Chernobyl-based birds avoid radioactive nests ... wow
*via Spitting Image

04.13.07...

04.12.07...

Kurt Vonnegut, Writer of Classics of the American Counterculture, Dies at 84 ...

Father-in-law wants Liz Hurley jailed ... stupid

Button Spy Camera With AV Recorder ... OMFG ... it has a built-in mic too. [ ... we can't do or say anything anywhere cuz it might be put up on the web... what a piss ]

USA Spider Identification Chart ...


*via sgt

Stars to splash out in style ... obviously they have way too much money ...

lesbians ...

Readers on Dan's Blowjob Advice ...

04.11.07...

Ecstasy really does unleash the love hormone ... duh

Google Voice Local Search ...

Lindsay Lohan Photolicious ... ...

Children to nag adults through CCTV ... too orwellian [ and weird ] for me ...

Pas de Deux of Sexuality Is Written in the Genes ...

Superman Returns ... ...
*via sgt

RopeRookie ... ...

04.10.07...

When She Graduates as He ... well... lucky me i don't have this problem. ... i love being a woman and i love women. i can't imagine wanting to be a man and my girlfriends wouldn't like it either ...
*via zircon enigma

Police: Woman ties up lover, drinks his blood ... she looks like she bites ... [ is this a repost ??? ] ... quote:

He was able to break free, run out of his home, but Sutton reportedly followed with a pickaxe, police said.



*via sgt

Aria Giovanni in wet and wild by Misha ... ... yummmmmmmmmmmmy ... [ where did that giant cleft in her chin come from ??? it wasn't always there ... ]


the electric fence and i ... hahaha ...
*via poikilotrm

Prostitute Speaks on Sex Industry ... [ i agree ... it's a good way for women to distance themselves from men ... ] ...quote:

I think sex work is a really efficient way of alienating human beings from each other.”

04.09.07...

Coke finds Jesus movie scene hard to swallow ...

California in bid to impose 7.25% sales tax on cannabis ... hmmm ... things are moving in the right direction i'd say ...

Insurgents transform US military jails into ‘terror training camps’ ...
*via craigs

Silvia Saint ... ...
*via craigs

Denis Darzacq ... dancers ...


*via Spitting Image

'Fish Man' completes Amazon River swim ... omg... i'd be afraid something would bite me ...

Terrorism Events and Other Suspicious Activity ... omg ... this is disturbing
*via JC

Swimmer's life at risk after record Amazon trip ... more info quote:

Peruvian jungle town of Atalaya, where buckets of animal blood had to be poured into the river to distract piranha from making a quick meal of the swimmer

Video: Real-Life Crucifixion ... ... ouch ouch ouch ... i wonder why it's called 'good friday' anyway ??? ... [ BTW ... we aren't related ]

04.08.07...

Asus Web site harbors threat ...

Missing dog reappears four years and 1,000 miles away ... geez ... four years with a microchip ??? ...
*via craigs

XXX ... ...

8 Songs About Sexual Mishaps ... a song about genital warts ... yuck ...
*via JC

Things you don't see every day ... ...
*via sgt

Pranksters glue Calif. school doors shut ... heh ...

N.Y. auto show: The fast and the funky ... it'd be great to see the cars .. but i'm on dial-up and i can't wait the fucking half-hour it takes to load the images. .... grrrrrrr

04.07.07...

Pete Doherty's penis piercing ... yes...this will be a big surprise for kate ... even tho it's all over the net already...

Lawsuit alleges dead rat found in dementia patient's mouth ... WTF ??? ... this is depressing.

The Great Global Warming Swindle ... ...
*via john currie

Cool Crop Circles ...
*via craigs

XXX ... ... much hotness

Baby Duck Feeding Fish ... ... wow ... so sweet. i didn't realize ducks were smart or sweet... in fact i didn't know they had personalities at all. obviously i'm a city girl ...

04.05.07...

Firefighter caught in bikini ... [ he doesn't look like he's having much fun in his bikini ]


*via zircon enigma

Malaysia lambastes Top Gear host .... heh heh

Male elephant kills female in Israel zoo ... whoa ... that's intense. once i was at the griffith park zoo with a friend and we kept hearing these loud booms... over and over... these thundering booms that shook the ground. it turned out to be two rhinos that were fighting. one of them had blood on it's horn. the zoo people [???] pushed this 'wall' in between them. they just kind of kept moving the wall and worked it in until the animals couldn't see each other anymore. one of them banged the wall for a short time. but then they both calmed down a bit. then they escorted the younger one out. it seemed to bear the brunt of the attack.

Fish Caught From The Congo River ... omfg ...so ... what does it eat... ???


XXX ... ...

Revisited - The Real Reasons for the Upcoming War With Iraq:
A Macroeconomic and Geostrategic Analysis of the Unspoken Truth
... quote:

"If a nation expects to be ignorant and free, it expects what never was and never will be . . . The People cannot be safe without information. When the press is free, and every man is able to read, all is safe."
    .... thomas jefferson ....

*via poikilotrm

Leg washed ashore in Nassau match torso found in Westchester ...

04.04.07...

Rolling Stone 'snorted father's ashes' ... that creeps me out. . i thought maybe i would have my ashes made into a glaze ...
*via craigs

Teen loses battle to turn dad into diamond ... heh ...

Cannibalism in China acceptable if for Health ... OMFG ... quote:

A male fetus is considered the “prime” human part.

XXX ... ...

Girl bites Hamburger ... wtf ???

Japanese Banquet of Cannibalism ...

04.03.07...

Sculpture of Obama as Jesus causes stir ... we need a chocolate obama


XXX ... ...

Unclaimed Baggage Center ... unclaimed ??? ... it was probably lost luggage ... [ i do carry-on only ] ...
*via poikilotrm

DomCon LA ...
*via blacksun products

Giving The Lesbians What They Want ...

04.02.07...

How TiSP Works ... free broadband
*via sgt

DHS demand for DNS master key alarms nations ...
*via poikilotrm

04.01.07...

Sexy' Latina site entrepreneur slain ... a fun but stereotypic description of latin women ... [e.g.... my sister-in-law is has become celibate. once she had her baby she never wanted to have sex again. ... weird huh ????]...quote:

"the type of women that make a man's heart race, blood boil and libido accelerate into overdrive."

Britney Spears picked as 'most foolish American of 2007' ... surprise ... [ at least she dumped k-fed ]

Jenna Jameson’s Porn Film Scrapped Over Botched Vaginoplasty ... YGTBFK ... i like a lot of her work... but she looks pretty skanky here ...

Android Weightlifter Now Capable Of Body Slam ...

Jessica - Redhead ...

Welcome to the World of Veiny Women! ... yikes ...


*via pt

Bizarre hexagon circles Saturn's north pole ...

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