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...: february 2007::...

02.28.07...

Is Wolfgang Pucking Over His Patrons? ... OMG ... this is terrible ... and yes he is pucking his patrons over ...[ my friend dan got hepatitis from an infected chef's cut finger in a restaurant on maui ... he gets really sick and he won't go near his kids at those times ... plus it's a sexually transmitted disease so it's had some profound affects on his life. ... i'd be really pissed ...

Running the Numbers ... cool work ...
*via jersey petey

Jolie adds glamour to US think-tank ...

Lia ... ... sweetness ...

The 50 Craziest Pop Stars Ever! ... JC [ Spitting Image ] and i believe that britney shaved off her hair so that no one [like k-fed] could prove what drugs she had been doing, when she had been doing them and use then use the info to get custody of the kids. ... seems obvious to me ...
*via
JC

madonna gives a blowjob ...


Disturbing guy is in love with his real-dolls ... ... creeps me out ...

Which is the true face of 12,000 years BC? ... wtf ... no pix ???

02.27.07...

SOME of America's most senior military commanders are prepared to resign if the White House orders a military strike against Iran ...

Jackson 'Confirms Conversion To Islam' ... wow ...
*via JC

Beyonce In Sports Illustrated Swimsuit 2007 ...


*via colin

Strange Sea Creatures Found in Antarctica ...


*via poikilotrm

Sorority Evictions Raise Issue of Looks and Bias ...
*via Spitting Image

Double of FUN ... ...

Razzies 2007: What they swept off the cutting room floor ...


11 killed at Pakistani kite-flying festival ...

Angelina Jolie named top sex symbol ...

02.26.07...

pictures from the sky ...


*via sudie

Heels are the world's No 1 fetish ... high heels can be very sexy... but wristwatches??? ...[ my girlfriend's husband is bald and she says she's not even attracted to anyone now unless they're bald... ]
*via pt

Woman risks it all for a new life ... like gilbert grape's mom ... quote:

He said it's possible she'll have up to 150 pounds of excess skin removed in that time.
*via craigs

Studies: Circumcision Reduces HIV Risk ... heh ... well if dr. kevin de cock says this is definitive then it must be ... he was born to study penes... [or peni ... or penises ]
*via eddie

... ... more yummy beauties at the beach ...


Woman swallowed lover's false teeth ...

New Show Alert: The Agency ...
*via JC

02.25.07...

Spears are latest discovery in chimps' toolbox ... wow ...
*via craigs

African kings ... these are wonderful ... [thanks pt]


Daniel Laine [photographer]

*via pt

guitar ... ...
*via poikilotrm

The Museum of Assassination ...

Topless in Vancouver ... [ you'll need to scroll halfway down the page to get to the story ... ]

Woman stabs lover over poor sex ... geez ...over reacting

XXX ... ...

heatherette ... ???


02.23.07...


Sexualisation 'harms' young girls ...

zaxpix's girls at the beach ... ... women are so beautiful ... it's the sun ... the wind ... smells ... oiled bodies ...water and the sounds that make beach pix so fun to look at ... i can feel the environment just by looking
*via craigs

sexy plant video ... ...

tesla electric car ... i've posted this before but it's so cool and now they have prices listed. my will cost $101,000US ... i want it bad .... a metallic red one for me and a black one for my lover ...
*via craigs

Student tells judge how he sliced off penis ... OMFG

Hapless robber was up to his neck in it ...

02.22.07...

Carmen Electra divorces Dave Navarro ... hmmm ... maybe she's wants a girlfriend now ...

The Sex Quiz: Myths, Taboo and Bizarre Facts ... 9/10 ...

The ABCs Of Spots ...

XXX ... ...

Colombia clowns killed on stage ...

Michael Jackson to be sued ...

SexSage: Your roommate and my best friend ...

02.21.07...

Porn film allegedly causes man to try rescue from rape ... heh well... it's odd for the guy to press charges.... the 'hero' should pay for repairs and all but not be busted for trying to help. ... well ... he should have called the cops ...
*via craigs

The Importance of Stretching ... ... heh heh... a rubber lady... amazing
*via Spitting Image

Pick the Perfect Nipple ... ... i'm a B3-large [see below]


*via Spitting Image

Remember, it's all about wrist control ... ...
*via poikilotrm

Eminem Blasts Ex-Wife Kim Over Small Penis Comments ... geez... major ball-busting ...

02.20.07...

She was 82, victim was 11, and town still can't believe it ... ygtbfk ... i can barely believe it ... it borders on the bizarre ...
*via zircon enigma and those fabulous dunnes

body talk ... there is some strong work here ... looks like an interesting show ... i wish i was in Shanghai ...


Island's cargo cult celebrates 50 years worshipping the US ... what a novel idea ... this sounds like a plan ... maybe we should all vacation there and be worshipped ... quote:

the 50th anniversary of its founding yesterday with a lavish feast in which village men dressed up as US soldiers and marched in front of a giant Stars and Stripes flag on a bamboo pole.
*via pt

Cervical barrier gallery ...


*via Spitting Image

Children's Book Stirs Battle With Single Word ...
*via eddie

Size zero: The boys ... im not feeling this skinny boy thing ... it's not sexy at all ...

HAPPY DARWIN DAY ...
*via craigs

02.19.07...

Amazing Magnet Boy ... ... ???
*via pt

Brit girls' boobs are the biggest ... to bad about the Swedes and the Swiss
*via poikilotrm

Pencil Art ... WOW ... fun work...


*via craigs

Tetrameter: Last Responders ... eric is one of our readers ... this is a beautiful poem ...
*via eric howard

The millions of tiny woes of working women ... yes.. and we get all these bugs from kids ...
*via craigs

Man's body found in front of TV year after death ...
*via JC

02.18.07...

Booked banned in Singapore for showing pubic hair! ...
*via tom

... i know you've seen this already ... but it's still kinda shocking... and fugly ... i guess she's going to tattoo her head ...


02.17.07...

Rep. Ackerman: ‘A Platoon Of Lesbians’ Could ‘Chase Us Out Of Baghdad’ ... in case you missed this on the news

Who's Your Daddy? ... geez... i missed most of them ...except brad pitt's kid

'Hoohaa' over Vagina Monologues ... heh
*via craigs

kiss my ass george ...

Lia 19 and Alison Angel ...

Arachnoboards ...


*via JC

Unknown creature was found by soldiers ... it looks like some kind of a skeleton with something disintegrating draped over it... that stuff doesn't look like hair... and i'm not sure the head and the body actually go together. whatever it is it's fugly ...
*via dave

02.10.07...

Target Iran: US able to strike in the spring ... YGTBFK

ANDREAS HELGSTRAND - WEG2006 Freestyle Final ... ... dressage ... i'm not much of a horse person... they're big, they bite and i'm a city girl ... but this horse looks like it's dancing.
*via sgt

Atlanta teen brothers sentenced for cooking puppy ... disgusting sick fucks

Is suspect serial male-on-male rapist? ...
*via JC

Canadian mint to unveil coin worth one million dollars ...
*via eddie

Belladonna ... ...

Astronaut or not, experts say love can drive you to the brink ... no shit ...

Lisa Nowak ... here's the skinny ... wtf??? ... a BB gun ???
*via Spitting Image

02.09.07...

Anna Nicole Smith Dies in Florida at 39 ... this is so sad... she was beautiful and very fun ... i'll miss her ... i almost cried ... poor thing ... she was still grieving for her son ... [damn ... i love texas women ... my mom's from texas... she's beautiful too ] ... Anna Nicole Smith is Dead


*via sudie

ARIA GIOVANNI IN THE STUDIO ... ... she's absolulutely gorgeous ... but it's better when she doesn't talk...
*via blackfrancis

The brain scan that can read people's intentions ... well... what if i feeling like killing someone and i imagine myself killing them... but i would never really kill them ... or i suddenly change my mind ???

Major UFO Sightings in US & UK...

XXX ... ...

'Doomsday' vault design unveiled ...

Opposites attract: Compatibility's in the genes ...

02.08.07...

Grand Canyon's Glass Walkway to Open Next March ... i remember when they began building this protruding tongue-like thing ... it still looks scary to me. maybe if you walk on it while it's still new it would be safe ... or safer anyway. gads ... and why are they spending so much money on a temporary structure that will one day fall down ??? ... quote:

"My prediction will be about 15 or 20 years," she said. "Our ground is very dry. It will not stay together. You're drilling holes and letting hot and cold air into it."


*via poikilotrm

Unlock Your Car Using A Tennis Ball ... so i guess this means you can unlock any remote key lock with a tennis ball ... ??? ... that can't be right... ??? ...
*via sgt

Beer goggles' effect explained ...
*via pt

XXX ... ...

The Lessons of 'Big Brother' ... WTF??? ... these 'white' individuals are total pigs ... just because they don't think of themselves as racist doesn't mean they aren't because they obviously are ... and the twit that said this ... O'Meara issued an apology for her bullying and racist remarks, saying her behavior had "devastated" her life. "The whole thing has been so unfair and so cruel," she said, adding that "Big Brother" should be canceled."I've not been portrayed as the person I really am." ... ygtbfk??? and how does she think the indian woman feels ??? ... why do all these racists of late [i.e.. mel gibson and that creepy comedian ] ... think that they're really not racists they just accidentally happened to say all these racists things ??? ... idiots ... quote:

She wants to be white. She's a dog." Lloyd then suggested that Shilpa should "fuck off home."

"Go back to the slums," and referring to the actress as "Shilpa Daroopa, Shilpa Fuckawala, Shilpa Poppadom" and imitating her Indian accent.
*Via JC

perry gallagher ...


2.07.07...

US immigration cavity search ends in agony ... WTF??? ...
*via poikilotrm

See Moment Brits Were Hit By Friendly Fire ... ... sad ...

Hackers hit key Internet traffic computers ...

XXX ... ...

Orgasm Denial and Manipulation in Female Dominant Relationships ...

Soft porn for bus passengers ... soft porn doesn't show anything more than people kissing and rubbing against each other ... quote:

They also claim the security guards have stopped patrolling for troublemakers, and spend their time watching the giant screens instead.
*via craigs

hemi-penis ... ... fuck man ... they both work ...

Haggard now "completely heterosexual" ... heterosexual men cheat with women not other men ...
*via craigs

02.06.07...

Would you pledge your virginity to your father? ... OMFG ... wtf???? ... there's something incestuous about this... it creeps me out ... quote:

“I made a promise to myself when I was younger,” she says, “to save my first kiss for my wedding day.”
*Via craigs

Dad accused of using stun gun on baby ... sick fucker ..

Space shuttle astronaut arrested at OIA on attempted kidnapping, battery charges ...
*via brian

A toilet for Inspector Gadget ... hmmm ... win a pimped out john ..


ball body fetish ... the appeal eludes me ...

ray ceasar ... these are scary ...
*via JC

Phone in her throat, boyfriend faces likely cell time ... she tried to swallow her phone??? yeah right ...

XXX ... ...

Prince At The Super Bowl ...

02.05.07.

New Exhibition Pays Tribute to 100,000 Years of Sex ... geez... neanderthals had big noses ...

Carmen Electra Leather and Lace Pre Super Bowl Party Pictures ... mmmmmmmmmm


underbed plasma TV ...

XXX ... ...

Hands on with the LG VX9400 for Verizon ...

Roberta Ruocco ... watch the slide show... it's interesting work
*via Spitting Image

Ryan O'Neal Arrested -- Shot Fired ... his mug shot isn't too bad ....

Drew Barrymore leads this all-female cast in low-impact body fusion ... ... heh heh ...
*via popbytes

02.04.07...

The power of love leaves lust in the dust ...

2007: Year of the Concept Car ...


XXX ... ...

Nature lover accused of booby-trapping bike path ... yeah ... he loves animals but can't find it in himself to value human life ...

Women of Space ...


*via Spitting Image

Man dies trying to kill lover ... he did a swan dive ??? ...that's weird ... maybe he was hallucinating ...

YAMAMOTO MASAO ...


*via JC

02.03.07...

Doctor Pleads Guilty to Stealing Hand ... hmmmm ... kinda kinky ...
*via those fabulous dunnes

New particle accelerator could rule out string theory ...

47 Tombstones Found in Dead Man's Locker ... ???
*via jp

Exploding Gas Bubbles ... ...

Wild West City managers offer no response to charges ...
*jersey petey

South Beach Bikini/Lingerie Show ...

My Journal of Horror ... gunter von hagens ... it's good that he slices up cadavers rather than dissecting living beings ... quote:

Von Hagens did kick off the European tour with ten female strippers, two male body builders, and a transvestite,
*via JC

02.02.07...

Who’s been a naughty boy! ... ah haa ... the offending penis... [ ... my cousin wrote 'fuck you' in salt on her ex-boyfriend's lawn ... she's a wild woman ... ]


*via sudie ??? who sent me this ??? my short term memory has been damaged and i forget everthing im going to do and what i just did ...

Uma Thurman to quit acting? ... noooo

4 towels, ashtray taken from Motel 6 ... this is fucking news ??? ... the cops must be hard up for crimes in this town ... .. usually the hotel/motel just adds the cost the stolen goods to the bill ... and the customer keeps them as souvenirs.
*via craigs

XXX ... ...

Snakes eat poisonous toads and steal their venom ...


Xpeeps is a porn MySpace' ...
*via Spitting Image

Carmen Electra & Pussycat Dolls ... ... omg ... she should stick to acting ... but she's still beautiful ...

The Lady Regrets ... quote:

—I told People what I was feeling, which I still feel: Better to be an intact man functioning with 100 percent capacity for everything than to be a transsexual woman who is an imperfect woman.”

02.01.07...

Schoolyard penis seen from space ... ummmm ... is there supposed to be an image of a penis somewhere in this photo ???

HEAD & GENITALS GO MISSING ON HANNIBAL RISING SET ... quote:

"So someone has got a large rubber penis and a rubber head at home and I don't know what they're doing with it.

XXX ... ...

Promiscuous and bisexual; the 'faithful' seahorse has a secret sex life ... quote:

However, individual seahorses were recorded flirting with up to 25 potential partners a day.
*via JC

Cyril has a fishy card trick ... ... a different trick this time... i wonder how he does this ???
*via sgt

Teen accused of animal cruelty after coaxing dog to maul cat ... disgusting and sick pigboy ... he'll probably become a serial killer ...

 

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