january 2007

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...:: january 2007 ::...

01.31.07...

Wedding Thriller ... ... hahaha ... the guy in the middle has all the moves down...
*via skeeter

Italy gets park and ride scheme ...

"Hobbit" Was Own Species, Not Diseased Human, Brain Study Says ...

XXX ... ...

Ancient homes discovered near famed Stonehenge ruins ...

Lindsay's all on her L-ohan ... twit ...
*via craigs

Naked, greased student interrupts lunch ...

01.30.07...

ESOTEROTICA GALLERY ...

*via Spitting Image

Levi’s Turns to Suing Its Rivals ... hmmmm ... i didn't realize the stitching was a logo ...
*via craigs

In Ex-Aide's Testimony, A Spin Through VP's PR ...

XXX ... ...

Tattooist Ink Vulgar Tattoo Instead of Boca Juniors Logo ... without me realizing it a guy drew a huge penis on the cast on my leg... it was rather embarrassing.

Christian Pop: God Hates Fags ... ... ignorant latent homosexual idiots...

The Neo-Symbolist Photography of John Santerineross ... ... the film showing the ritual of *cutting* is interesting...

Andy Goldstein ...
*via JC

01.29.07...

Angelina Jolie's mother dies of cancer ...

Obscurephoto ... i wonder if he has trouble finding lovers ???

*via Spitting Image

The 10 Most Puzzling Ancient Artifacts ...
*via midnight mecca

Moto's Bike-Powered Phone Charger ...

Prehistoric Shark ... ... geez ... it looks and moves like an eel ...
*via dave

DIETRICH'S PATHETIC LAST YEARS ...

Salma Hayek - Boobs Collection ...

More young Muslims back sharia, says poll ...

01.29.07...

Angelina Jolie's mother dies of cancer ...

Obscurephoto ... i wonder if he has trouble finding lovers ???

*via Spitting Image

The 10 Most Puzzling Ancient Artifacts ...
*via midnight mecca

Moto's Bike-Powered Phone Charger ...

Prehistoric Shark ... ... geez ... it looks and moves like an eel ...
*via dave

DIETRICH'S PATHETIC LAST YEARS ...

Salma Hayek - Boobs Collection ...

More young Muslims back sharia, says poll ...

01.28.07..

Brazilian Babes in Bikinis ... ... Brazilians are gorgeous ... i was snorkeling in xelha [ yucatan ] and a ship from Rio was docked there ... it was filled with beautiful men and women ... they were everywhere ... every single one of them was hot. they had these little tiny bathing suits on and were diving from the sides of the ship [ it was bigger than a boat] and off of the docks. i couldn't take my eyes off of them ... smooth dark skin all oiled up ... . yummm

Attraction to mannequins lands Detroit man in prison ... [ craig says ... can't he find an inflatable doll?]
*via craigs

New York To Launch Official City Condom ...
*via craigs

Snake snacks on 11 guard dogs ...same story - more info + pic

*via pt

Angelina Jolie - 2 Photoshoots ...

*via JC

DOUG AITKEN: sleepwalkers ...

01.27.07...

Lohan freezes her appendix ... she's probably afraid someone will clone her. ..

star wars done in hands... ... heh ... so silly

XXX ... ...

A1one: 1st generation Graffiti in Iran ... nice work ... refreshing

gilbert and george ... the ten commandments ... ...

Pigs taught how to play piano, ish ... pigs are smart ... i wonder which notes/sounds they prefer for pigmusic...

Kidman hurt during 'zombie' crash ... quote:

said the star was trying to shake zombies off the bonnet of her Jaguar when the car spun off the road.

01.26.07...

JFK, Jr. and Madonna Were Doing It ...

Daughter discovers mummified baby among parents' belongings ... OMG ... this is pretty sad ...
*via dave

Rare "Prehistoric" Shark Photographed Aliv ...

Military to beam in nonlethal ray guns ... [ not new news but interesting anyway ] by knowing the ray is non-lethal couldn't people be trained to overcome the sensation of heat and just keep on doing whatever it is they they want to do ??? ...

*via Spitting Image

Huge python makes a meal of 11 Malaysian guard dogs ...

Sexy Kiss From Showgirls ... ...

Baby Cages ...
*via poikilotrm

01.25.07...

Razzie Nominations: Basic Instinct 2 Just As Crappy As Suspected ...

Scientists hail Komodo dragon's virgin birth ...

*via colin

XXX ... ... [ link fixed ]

Amy Jo Goddard's Top 10 Sex Paraphernalia for the Adventuresome Spirit of any Orientation ...

Brandy Tells Witness Fatal Crash Was Her Fault ... she should stay off the 405 ...

Sex Toy PC Case Mod ...

*via Spitting Image

Peta's State of the Union Undress ... ... poor things ...
*via nemesis

Bikini Line Genie ... [ is this for real ??? ]

01.24.07...

Cruise 'is Christ' of Scientology ...

$2,000 Skateboarding Robot ... aaayyyiii... so cute ... i want one ... [ the little robots's=> homepage ... ... ]

Cynicism link with heart disease ...

Dadanoias' ... i like this particlar series...it's about halfway down the page ... most of the other work seems weak ]

Ancient Greek gods' new believers ...
*via pt

XXX ... ...

Hispanic Prisoners Carry Out an Attack on Black Prisoners ... ...

Mandy Moore: I struggled with depression ... does anyone care ??? ...
*via craigs

Susana Spears: Susana Spears Dangerous Leather ... ...

01.23.07...

Chapmans Show Penis Noses, Dinosaurs in Liverpool ... i love their work ... wish i was in london so i could see the show ...

Tattooist sued over penis prank ...

XXX ... ...

midnight mecca ... i'm going to put dave's work in the aberrant views gallery as soon as i get a chance. it's nice work ...

Healer in hospital after alleged rape ...

Porn Sunday: A Look At Lust: Old Saybrook Church Joins National Effort To Heal `Sexual Brokenness' ... XXXchurch ...
*via craigs

Intelligent Design vs. Evolution Board Game ...

01.22.07...

Peru's unique hairless dogs saved at ancient ruins ...

XXX ... ... hot teaser...[ oh shit ]

Do one million pictures make a masterpiece? ...

Muslim Girl Magazine ...

*via Spitting Image

Dolby develops fix for inconsistent audio levels in home theatres ... 'bout time ...

Die hard duck survives in fridge after shooting ...

No more inhibitions ...

01.21.07...

Incredible Watermelon Creations ...

Pregnant Girls Attack Group Home Director, Escape ... sad ...
*via craigs

Modern troglodytes in southwest province ...

XXX ... ...

Cheap, safe drug kills most cancers ...

Tallest Hindu Temple ...

Black Sheep Trailer ... ...

01.20.07...

Gigantic-Slingshot ... ... aaayyiii ... so fun ... as long as you don't hit anything. i wonder how they kept her from spinning on that cable ???
*via poikilotrm

County funds lost in Nigerian scam ... YGTBFK ... of course he was gong to pay the money back as soon as he received the millions of dollars promised to him ...wtf ?
*via craigs

Armed Man Guilty of Tax Evasion Barricades Himself in New Hampshire Home ...

XXX ... ...

Stephen Colbert on The O'Reilly Factor ... ...

Angry doc cuts off patient's penis ... then the angry patient should cut off the doctor's penis ...

Human attraction on second thought ... so are women are more attracted to a woman if other women like her too ??? ... quote:

They found women are more attracted to a man if other women like him too

Owner of penis biting dog jailed ...

01.19.07...

When Women Rule The World Announced By Fox ...
*via Spitting Image

51% Of American Women Now Living Without A Spouse... ...quote:

“I can do what I want, when I want, with whom I want. I was a wife and a mother. I don’t feel like I need to do that again.”
*via Spitting Image

Alleged Carjacker Gets Shot in Buttocks ... well ... good for her. he's lucky she didn't shoot him in the head ...
*via petey

Couple charged with locking girl in bedroom for nearly two years ... total fucking pigparents ...
*via zircon enigma

Mother wins a grandchild from tomb of soldier son ...
*via pt

01.18.07...

01.17.07...

01.16.07...

Squatting 685 Pounds Gone Wrong ... ... OMG [the comments for this post are on the post below... the one about martin luther king ]

01.15.07...

Martin Luther King "I have a dream" ... ...
*via B

'Embryo Bank' Stirs Ethics Fears ...

Real Hustle Bluesnarfing ...

XXX ... ...

Artist cooks meal in own body fat ... i wonder if the tastes different from lard ...
*via Spitting Image

Is your brain really necessary? ...
*via JC

New Device Will Sense Through Concrete Walls ...
*via JC

Alexandre Orion ...

01.14.07...

The Pirate Bay plans to buy island ... now i want an island ...

In China a man who received thousands of text messages when his mobile phone number was accidentally used in a TV series has been awarded compensation
*via nemesis

Wealthy man chooses heirs from phone book ... wow ... quote:

... which includes a 12-room apartment in the centre of Lisbon ...

Cena7 in Sao Paulo ...

Damages over China TV text gaffe ...

XXX ... ...

Monica Bonvicini’s Art Fetishes ...

Truck plows into bystanders at an accident ... ... omg ... it's terrifying ... we that's that.

01.13.07...

Nuclear Explosion in Iran (UPDATE: 3 explosions) ...

Top 10 Tattoo Designs That Would Magnetize You ... they're not magnetizing but they're different

Self-inflicted trauma - what utter bliss ... it must be a guy thing ...

Her Long Big Tongue ... ... whoa .. they have so much control over what their tongues do ... i'm so jealous ...
*via colin

XXX ... ...

Croc Hunter's Daughter Makes TV Debut ... the kid's got her dad's personality ... omg
*via JC

Blood and animal sacrifice all part of the appeal for Voodoo tourists ... it doesn't sound very festive ... quote:

On Wednesday, devotees broke bottles on their heads and sliced themselves with knives, offering their blood to the gods amid thousands of dancers and worshippers.

real dolls ... these are scary

Science of Sex | The Desired Mate ...

1.12.07...

Ancient 'warrior' found in permafrost ...

Star's 1934 lost earring found in theme park ... ???

Love, Lust and Knowing Thyself" ...

Scientists map gene of STD parasite .. it's the itch from hell ... [ link fixed ]

Cat With Long Tongue ... ... as a kid i had a boxer that used to let me do that to her when she was sleeping. i could pull her tongue out like 6 inches and it would just lie there on the floor... then when she woke up it would be kinda dry and she would have to struggle a little to get it back into her mouth. we thought it was hysterical ... of course we were only ten-years old. also she could count... for awhile we had to give her 5 pills twice a day but if we forgot a dose and tried to sneak in a couple extra pills in the next dose ... she would clamp her teeth together after the 5th pill... period. there was no way to get her to take sixth pill ... ever. she was so smart ... i love boxers.

XXX ... ...

Prostate cancer treatment may shorten penis ... ygtbfk

Old Spice Commercial ... ... bizarre ... [ BTW ... who is this guy??? ]

01.11.07...

Canadian coins bugged, U.S. security agency says ... WTF???

Exploring the Mind-Body Orgasm ...

A Secretive Aerospace Company Sheds a Bit of Light on Its Rocket Program ...

*via craigs

Democrats Beef Police State With 9/11 Commission Bill ... it's an FBI wishlist ...
.*via pokilotrm

XXX ... ...

Myths and History of Valentine's Day Far from Sugar Sweet ... quote:

“There’s no escaping that flowers are the genitalia of plants,” he says. “So what are we saying when we present out beloved with a dozen, beautiful red, long-stemmed genitalia?”

Tasty Curry Might Have a Fringe Benefit ... cool ...
*via JC

Collin J. Rae- Photography ... ...

01.10.07...

Woman discovers she's dead ...

Scientists try to turn gay sheep straight ... i can't imagine wanting to be straight ...
*via JC

Fuck You ! thread ...

World's Smallest Hard Drive ... wow... 8GB on your handheld...

*via sgt

XXX ... ...

Chinese stamps have a taste of their own ... what a novel idea ... there could be cheesecake stamps... or sex stamps... isn't that a fun idea ... the post office would be aromatic and get you in the mood ... people would hang out at the post office instead of the 7-11

Spray paint artist ... ... wow ... i guess he does this a lot ... [ think he gets a buzz ??? ]
*via sgt

Couple arrested for sex on hotel balcony ... the third floor ??? ... why not down by the pool ??? ... they were too fucked up to notice there were kids around...
*via zircon enigma

Psychopathia Sexualis - Case 58 ...
*via JC

01.09.07...

Wildfire burns 8 mansions in Malibu ... destructive but beautiful ...

Amazon's Secret Price Guarantee ... cool ... quote:

But that's different from the 30-day price guarantee, which requires only that you pay attention to whether Amazon lowers its price within 30 days after you purchase your item.

Avery Adams (Mmmmm) ... ... mmmmmmmmmmm

What Does 200 Calories Look Like? ...
*via craigs

Rabbit VS snake clear version ... ...

Charges dropped against girl who wet her pants ... wtf??? ...
*via JC

Brooke Burke pictures at Fuck College! ... this is work safe i think ...

*via Spitting Image

Saddam hanging video ...

01.08.07...

Ethical' stem cells that arrive with baby ...

Astronomers seek out alien TV ...

Hitachi Readies Terabyte Hard Drive ...

Girls Kissing ... ... mmmmm ... yummy

Los calendarios más HOT ... ...

Having Fun With Driver Licenses ... ... funny guy ...
*via craigs

LUNCH ... ... hahaha
*via sgt

01.07.07...

Newfound Bats are Real Suckers ... sucker feet ... [ hmmm ... sucking ... i'm watching The Hunger right now ... sexy movie ... [ "are you making a pass at me mrs. blalock" ... "miriam" ... "not that i am aware of sara" .... sexy scene ]

*via JC

New gadget to banish insomnia, stress ...

Ironworker killed by falling metal plate ... omfg ... he must have been a pancake ... does he get hazard pay for doing such dangerous work ???

Artist’s heavenly painting of Jolie draws notice ... hmmmm ... scary ...

*via jersey petey

XXX ... ...

Jolie was looking for father for children ... but she doesn't say that she loves him does she??? ... billy bob she adored for some unknown reason ... he's a skanky guy but good actor

get.swf ...
*via craigs

Wife Beating in Islam - The Rules ... ...

01.06.07...

Microvision unveils tiny projector for mobile devices ...

B.C. Place probes dome collapse ... oops ...

Veronika Zemanova Rare Set ... ... with kitchen utensils

A Picture's Worth Half A Dozen Boners ... heh

Michelle, "The Pass Around Girl" ... ... OMG ... intense

First drug for fat Fidos wins federal approval ... you know that humans everywhere will be trying this ...
*via JC

Angelina Jolie, young & sexy ...

*via Spitting Image

Strange Days XIII ...

01.05.07...

Spiders On Drugs ... ... heh heh heh ... "fix the web bitch!!!"
*via superbitch

Kidney stolen from 'Bodies' exhibition ...

Teen finds porn on video game bought in Modesto, given as gift ... why did he tell his parents??? that's unlike any teenager i've known ... i wonder what the characters were doing that was so nasty???
*via zircon enigma

Diane Moore in Orange ... ...

Cops baffled by mystery object that crashed into home ...
*via dave

Carmen Electra ...

Darwin awards for stupidity announced ...

X-Ray Sex ... ... this is shopped ... yes??? ... shouldn't there be veins???

01.04.07...

Assassination' schedule announced for Congress ... WTF??? ... i think this is illegal
*via zircon enigma

Creepy paintings spook patients ... hahaha ... quote:

Another piece by Paul Butler with the words "getting there is half the fun" splashed across the canvass was deemed a bad choice to greet patients heading into an operating room

Michelle Wild ... ...

Dolphin-Shaped Dildos From Deutschland ...