july 2007

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07.22.07...

Swedish Woman Gets Superfast Internet ... quote:

"We wanted to show that that there are no limitations to Internet speed,"
*via X

Strange statues around the world ... lots of images i haven't posted before ...

Too much of a woman for me ... working out always makes me feel sexy ... quote:

And a study by the University of British Columbia found that 20 minutes of exercise improved sexual response in the female participants

femskin ... ...
*via pt

07.21.07...

Worker’s story of groin stabbing ‘a fabrication,’ owner says ... hmmmm ... his story [see 07.10.07] didn't make sense ... he wore a tourniquet on his penis for two hours ??? ... two hours ??? ...he's lucky it didn't gangrene and fall off ... none of the men i know would be so cavalier about his tools...

Blair "satisfied" with mandate as Mideast envoy ...
*via rapture ready news

Ecotourism Driving Tibetan Monkeys to Infanticide ,,,

World’s Best Celebrity Sculptures ... yuck ...

Explosion rocks Manhattan ...

boobage ... ... excellent boobage ...

*via craigs

Blohan Loses Movie Role After Vegas Soiree ...

07.20.07...

Tattoo Artist Of The Week: Nick Baxter ...

I felt raped by Brando ...

German bus driver objects to passenger's breasts ... heh .... strange guy ...
*via mitchellG

Viking treasure hoard found in England ...

Suspect Behavior ...

Family searches feces of cash-eating dog ...

Heart-Kun” The Cutest Dog in Japan ...

07.19.07...

Meat is murder on the environment ...

Is disabled runner too able? ... ... i wondered how they looked in action ...

Larvae take up residence on man's head ... ACK!!!

... ... i love the smeared lipstick ...

Iran: Death by stoning a 'wise measure' ...
*via eddie

Bisexuality blues: Why does everyone want us to pick a side? ... my theory is ... whatever gender one falls in love WITH determines someone's sexual orientation. sex feels good with a good lover no matter what the gender. ... and gays can truly love their heterosexual partners... but falling IN love is a whole different thing. ...it seems to me that people are bisexual when they're younger and when they get older and their hormones cut back they become who they really are ...

I Can't Sleep Without Masturbating. Is This Normal? ...

To encourage us to create, we were given divine restlessness ...

07.18.07...

Police excuse angry computer user for outburst ... hahahaha ...
*via poets girl

US critics pan Beckham TV show ...
*via an anon poster

Wal-Mart to test Bible action figures in 425 stores ...
*via craigs

Inside the surge ... this is very sad ... no matter how you feel about the war.
*via K.T.

The Annotated Guide To Making Faith Hill 'Hot' ... ummm... i'm not a big faith hill fan .... and i love country music ... but she and her husband [tim mcgraw] have such HUGE fucking egos i find them offensive ...
*via craigs

Bowel-ed over by my search for a partner ... OMG ... i have a friend that had an aneurysm in his intestines and they removed all but four feet of his bowels. so ... he has this gas problem now. he's a judge and he says attorneys will come into his chambers and then say "ummm ... we'll come back later" ... he's been pretty mellow about it tho... [it makes him laugh sometimes] ... in fact he just married a woman named candice. i haven't asked her how she deals with it. . maybe she has bad allergies or a congenital condition where she can't smell anything ... ever.
*via Spitting Image

07.17.07...

Elephants "Learn" to Avoid Land Mines in War-Torn Angola ...

Beached Baby Whale's Race Against the Clock ... ...

A new Acrylic Cowboy for your Computer ... i like this ...but... what about the dust and all that other stuff that gets in there ??? .... someone has to clean it ... but not me ...

Miracle man walks again ... WOW ... people like this make me feel whiny when i complain about my problems ...

star spangled banner - jimi hendrix ... ... !!! ... Mariah Carey ... ...
*via Spitting Image

XXX ... ...

Creepy Dog Robot Planned for the US Military ... i've posted this video before... but it's still strange ... so ... what's the advantage of both front and back legs bending inwards instead of like real four-legged animal's legs ???

Posh Spice bans attractive PAs ... twit ...

07.16.07...

Rural Dentist ... ... OMFG ... like the days before novacaine ...

The Top 10 Weirdest and Funniest Japanese Condoms ...

Chinese trucking live rats to southern restaurants ... OMG ...
*via rgosse

Pair pleads guilty to neglect charges ... WTF ??? ... pig parents ....
*via craigs

07.15.07...

Pygmies move from zoo after outcry ...

Falling man breaks fan's neck at Yankee Stadium ...

Aria Golden Shower ... ... heh heh heh ... from the title i thought she would be peeing on someone ...
*via brutally Frank

Lockport boy allegedly assaulted by family pet ... WTF ... this is truly disturbing...
*via poets girl

Brothers Gored at Same Time in Bull Run ...

*via eddie

Birds & Bees Have Nothing On Ducks ...

07.14.07...

Woman runs away with severed penis ...

Giant badgers terrorise Iraqi port city ... OMFG....badgers are fierce ... but... a cow ?? ... quote:

"I saw it three days ago at night attacking animals. It even ate a cow. It tore the cow up piece by piece. I tried to shoot it with my gun but it ran away into the orchards. I missed it," he said.
*via eddie

07.12.07...

"Two Billion" Rats Invade China Lake Towns ... disgusting ...

Love adds up ...

Oregon man takes lawn chair up to 13,000 feet, travels 193 miles ... heh

*via those abulous dunnes

XXX ... ...

Rare "Octosquid" Captured in Hawaii ...

Prince Charles, Perv of Wales ... OMG ...that girl looks embarrased ... letch

Monkey Smoking Crack ...

On the menu: Love potion No. 9 or gourmet sex ...

07.11.07...

Mega Mexican mushroom ...

Vitter's wife once said she was 'more like Lorena Bobbitt ... bull shit ... his only sorrow is that he got caught... heh heh ... like maybe he only did it once ....quote:

He said he's sorry for a "serious sin."

Lindsay Lohan Knows How To Work A Stripper Pole ...

Pussy Piercing ... ... my friend says she can eel her piercing when she walks. she loves it. for me that could prove to be very distracting

Blond In High Heels ... ...

Richie to Prosecutor -- Your Drug Test on Me Stinks! ... $$$$ ...[ the comments are pretty funny BTW ]

Say Hello To Posh & BeXXX ... hot couple ... i bet they watch themselves fuck ... mirrors everywhere. didn't they just pay $700,000 for some 3D mirrors

07.10.07...

XXX ... ...

Iron Crotch Kung Fu! ...

Robbers stab man in penis ... WTF ??? ... he did what ???

The Hauntening ... ...
*via poikilotrm

beautiful agony - facettes de la petite mort view ...
*via craigs

Why Live Earth Will Fail ... i watched part of it ... and... madonna kept running out of breath and macy gray was totally boring ... so i went swimming instead ...
*via Spitting Image

Food Timeline ...

07.09.07...

Hormones affect men's sense of fair play ...

Are we ready for shockbots? ... sounds horrific ...

Why Catherine plasters her hair in caviar at £200 a time ... YGTBFK ...

Beauty queen in blackmail plot ...

Blinded by love ... wtf is he doing with this woman ????? ... he should have dumped the maniac the first time....

07.08.07...

Health minister stands up for vibrating condom ...

if you knew... ...

Picky Japanese princesses pass on putrid peckers ... yuck ... yuck ... yuck... no doubt this is a fetish for someone but it creeps me out... and it's unhealthy => lots of germs and tiny bugs <= ... quote:

... Away from fetid old fellers, which women almost universally loathed,

Dutch customs deploys special bird flu dogs ... ...

07.07.07...

What American accent do you have? ... it didn't work for me ...
*via eddie

Chinese villagers eat dinosaur bones ...

Florida Teen Guilty in Transsexual Assault, But Not of Hate Crime ...

Beckham joins a galaxy of British stars racing up Forbes list of top celebrities ...
*via JC

honest wedding vows ... ...
*via poikilotrm

Invention: snail-venom pain relief ...

Earplug provides steer-by-tongue control ...

07.05.07...

The Sex Quiz: Myths, Taboos, and Bizarre Facts ... [ link fixed ] ... 9/10 ...

Winnipeg pizza place serves up side of porn ... sounds yummy ...

XXX ... ...

The Self-Mummified Monks of Japan ...

Study Debunks Myth That Women Want Sex Less ... we already know this ...

07.04.07...

XXX ... ... porn to start your day off right ... you know ... so you feel everything all day ...

THE STAR SPANGLED BANNER ...
*via sgt

Cell Phone Explodes and Burns Off Owner’s Nipple ...

Ten-year-old 'living goddess' loses divine status as punishment for visiting America ...

Steamy YouTube clip riles EU lawmakers ... hahahaha ... looks like fun to me ... i'd pay attention to ads like these .... here is a link to one of the clips ... this one is hetero... i wonder i there are gay clips too... hot ones... ??? ... ...
*via zircon enigma

Dead camel found... in Sweden ...

Man survives window blowout in air ambulance ...

Report: Many U.S. Parents Outsourcing Child Care Overseas ... ...
*via poikilotrm

WWF DIRTY DANCING? ... i guess watching men wrestle makes her hot...

Before Big Bang: Light Shed on "Previous Universe" ...

07.03.07...

Roswell Witness Deathbed Confession ...

Mechanical Fingers Give Strength, Speed to Amputees ... this is cool... my dad lost his thumb, index finger and half of his middle finger on his right hand. he can do most things... even button his shirts that have tiny buttons on them.