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03.31.07...

Gallery cancels naked chocolate Jesus exhibit ...this doesn't look so offensive to me ... i suppose people eating his chocolate weenie is the real issue here ... besides i like the idea of a chocolate jesus... it emphasizes the commercialization of easter etc etc etc [ yawn ]... [ hey y'all remember the songster 'chocolate elvis' ??? ...he was one of my faves for awhile ] ... quote:

"If you want to give the guy some publicity, talk more about it, make a big fuss," Bloomberg told WABC radio. "If you want to really hurt him, don't pay attention."


Masturbating trespasser booted from frat ... WTF ??? ... they're gay... otherwise they would have joined in or cheered her on or somehow been more appreciative ... even if it was dinnertime ... here's her pic ... it must be a gay frat... quote:

Fraternity members said they will throw out two couches in the living room because of the incident, Nye said.
*via craigs

After-lives of celebrated organs... or how Napoleon lost his penis ... quote:

Napoleon's "shriveled object" ... about an inch long and looking like a shriveled eel

XXX ... ...

With five private jets, Travolta still lectures on global warming ...


*via Spitting Image

Britney pays Kevin just $1m for divorce ... she was smart to have a pre-nup... makes the divorce short and sweet.
*Via JC

Mobile phone tracking ... ...
*via sgt

Eminem’s Ex Up To Old Tricks ...

03.30.07...

Handcuffed Woman Steals Deputy's Car ...
*via sousa

Michael Jackson wants Vegas robot ... another amusement park kind off idea ...
*via craigs

"How Modern Liberals Think" ... ...
*via poikilotrm

Aria Giovanni ... ... some off these shots don't even look like her. she looks so angular.. i've still got a jones for her but i don't care for this particular look ...

Smørrebrød røm pøm's photos ... interesting work
*via craigs

Vassa Warship ... wow


Wife cut off hubby's manhood ... eaten by a dog???

03.28.07...

Thai zoo tries more "panda porn" to foment lust ... works for me ...


XXX ... ...

'Hell exists - deny it and you'll end up there' ... [ IMO ... considering the universe is endless and time is infinite everything that can happen ... will. maybe there is a place that people who do believe in hell go... they create it with their belief. but i don't believe the universe cares much about earthlings and their infractions. negativity eventually destroys itself ... that's punishment enough ] ... quote:

Pope John XXIII, known as the Good Pope, who died in 1963, said: "The greatest trick of the Devil has been to convince the world that he does not exist."

Dog performs 'Heimlich' on choking owner ... dogs can be really smart... people don't give them enough credit. if an animal can't talk humans assume they're stupid ...

Life size whale ... i wonder if this is truly to scale ??? it's beautiful eye is the size of my hand with my fingers spread apart. it seems like it should be bigger ...

Semi-identical twins discovered ... this probably happens more often but unless they have 'sexually ambiguous genitalia' or something else conspicuous no one checks for it.

Monster toad captured in NT ... eeewwww ... look at that bag full of toads ... eeewwww

Bill Would Pay Teens Not To Have Abortions ... the dude is a twit. what a stupid gimmick ...

03.27.07...

Now scientists create a sheep that's 15% human ... freaky ... so now what happens with the sheep's brains that are 15 % human ???
*via craigs

Angelina's secret sadness - by her brother ... this is an instant replay of the story below ... i need someone to proofread for me.

aria and her beautiful voluptuous self ... ... yummmmy ...
*via brutally frank

XXX ... ...

Infected Ass Cheek And Sleeping Meds Killed Anna Nicole ... this is so sad... well... i'm going to miss her cuz she was fun and she made me laugh ...


Angelina's secret sadness - by her brother ... angry and whiney

Blimp Swims Through Air Like A Fish ...


03.26.07...

Electra To Make Jett Love Announcement? ... mmmmmm ....

''Toygers'' vs. Tigers ...


Carmen Electra’s heartfelt porn claim ... yeow !!! ... she's so hot ... and she's playing Candy Fiveways ... heh heh heh ... quote:

The brunette beauty admits her “dirty sense of humour” helped her get into character, but insists some of the racier parts of the script even made her blush.

Lovechess Age of Egypt ...
*via sgt

Ct. Man Allegedly Hid Camera In Shampoo Bottle ... that creeps me out ... you think you're alone ... and then ... omg ...
*via craigs

Chess champ, 15, found with nightclub dancer ...

Former county employee Grego's hearing date set on sex charges ... the disgusting sick fuck

03.25.07...

Carmen's 'Lesbian Lust' Lifts Her Sexy Rating ... mmmmmmmmmmmm ... makes sense to me ... [ and her name is cool too ... ] ... quote:

Electra is currently above the likes of sex symbols Eva Longoria, Beyonce Knowles and Evangelina Lilly

Dazzling new images reveal the 'impossible' on the Sun ...


Licking Amber ... ... have we licked amber before ??? ... it's hard to avoid re-posts.... really.


Starbucks barista: We're not your friends (but your tips are appreciated) ... ha ha ha ... [ omg it's true ]
*via craigs

Mel Goes Ballistic -- "Lady, F**k Off!" ... he's been on edge for a while ... i wonder if he's having marital problems? ... and he kind of implodes when he thinks he's being criticized. ...he's an artist ...criticism comes with the territory. you can't put something out there and expect people not to talk about it. [ BTW ... that's my school ...] ...


*via craigs

Toddler found high on coke at pre-school ...

Denise Richards, Pamela Anderson sued ...

03.24.07...

Rat poison discovered in food that killed pets ... that's terrible ...

Housewife convicted of frying husband ... so they said 'fry him or we'll kill you' ... yeah that really happened ... quote:

"She claims masked assailants entered her house, killed her husband and then forced her to cut up the body and fry it...."

Peace Art Project Cambodia ...


Hot Body Builder and Fitness Babes ... some very sexy women here ...


*via colin

XXX ... ...

Study Confirms Male Circumcision is Genital Mutilation ...

Anna Nicole Smith diaries sell for over $500,000 ...

roger taylor 85's photos ...
*via craigs

'Five of my children are not mine' ... she's a cad ...

03.23.07...

Pizza man has food on the brain - permanently ... fugly... why would that tattoo take 3 hours ??? ... must be a slow-mo artist...


Maggot Lover ... ... yuck ... feels disgusting to me ... and there are biting ones???? .... WTF ???

Dream of the fisherman's wife ... is this like the first tentacle sex or is it contemporary work done in the old style???
*via JC

XXX ... ...

roger taylor 85's photos ...
*via craigs

03.22.07...

GM mosquito is developed to stop spread of malaria ... quote:

he modified mosquitoes have also been given a gene to make their eyes glow red, allowing them to be easily identified.

CeBIT 2007: Philips Brings AmbiLight To PC Peripherals ...this is a great idea ...


*via gadget lab

Digital Cube G43 ... ... mmmmmmm ... i want it ....

Chinese man to have massive neck tumour removed ... wtf ??? ... he waited a long time to get treatment. ..... quote:

Liqian developed symptoms such as severe pain and restricted movement two years ago, so he decided that it was time to find out what was happening to his body.


anaconda mating ball ...[ oops!!! wrong link] i made some ceramic mating balls ... they turned out pretty cool ... they were big giant tangles ...


*via Spitting Image

BinkyBoodle's photos ... sweet ...
*via craigs

3.21.07...

'Lapping up' is the new bus craze ...

Berlin gripped by fate of polar bear cub Knut ... omg he's so cute... he doesn't even look like a real bear ... he looks like a toy.


Savage Love ... i've had people say ... 'is that all you think about???' ... or 'that's all you think about isn't it ??? ' ... referring to sex of course.

Gorillas Gave Pubic Lice to Humans, DNA Study Reveals ... some human had sex with a gorilla.

SuicideGirl Wendy ... ... sexy ...

ricers ...


Gene Simmons: KISS My Black Eyes ...

Parents can visit kids pulled from filthy home ... wtf??? ... quote:

piles of soiled toilet tissue six feet high and the air was thick with the stench of urine and feces. Hundreds of bottles filled with urine lined the floors.

Girl Receives a Vicious Stomping to the Head ... ... whoa ... she fucked with the wrong person

03.20.07...

POWER VENUS ...pump: an interview ... gads ...
*via JC

media and algorithms ... ... this is cool... whatever it is ...

Angelina Jolie AdoptionTracker: Passport Obtained! First Moments Had! ... cute kid...


EUFRAT and EVE ANGEL are a pair of Lesbian Toe-Suckers ... ... something special for eddie


Answer Me Jesus ...
*via poikilotrm

OPEN YOUR EYES A BAMAKO ... ... beautiful music

The Da Vinci victim: obsessed art expert took deadly overdose ... sad
*via god is not an asshole

03.19.07...

How to Silence Your Vibrator ... this is good to know ...

BA sat corpse in first class ... eeeewwwww ...
*via eddie

How to sleep at work ...


Welsh scientists in journey to Earth's crust ... hmmmmm ... wtf??? ... quote:

"The oceanic crust is usually 6km to 7km thick but the Earth's crust seems to be absent in this area of the Atlantic.

MIDAS: Homemade Dorm Room Home Automation System ...Party Mode ... ... fun ...

Michelle Blioux Photography::: ...


Japanese hair extensions horror movie ... ...

'Kiss of life' increases risk after heart attack ... [ the 'mouth to mouth' aspect of CPR with a stranger creeps me out ... i don't even like thinking about it .... ] ..quote:

He says that previous research has suggested that people are five times more likely to assist a stranger with chest compressions if they do not also have to give mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.

03.18.07...

Borneo leopard is new species ... mmmmm ... gorgeous


Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie to counsel fat kids ... if i was fat i would hate these twits telling me how to be skinnier so i could look like they look. who wants to look like them anyway ??? ... i'd rather look like aria ... or belladonna maybe ...

Lohan's Dad Banned from Lindsay's Party? ... hmmm ... [ hmmm ... i'm a pushover for wild women ...]

Vibrator Recall ... ...
*via sgt

fax of anna nicole's list of medications ... wow... 'dilaudid for injection ... 4 bottles' ... that's intense

Catalina Cruz ... ...
*via d. robby ICE

EXPOSED ... nice work... sexy woman
*via craigs

03.17.07...

Date Set for Ellen and Portia’s Same Sex Marriage ...

Bike makers take automatic transmission for a spin ... heh heh ...

Photocopiers: The newest ID theft threat ...
*via craigs

The Most Powerful 3 Words Phrases ...

XXX ... ...

Author to Appear With Suspended Girls ...
*via JC

Chasing the duclod man ...
*via pt

03.16.07...

Pax Thien Jolie-Pitt ... she must be on a 'save the babies' crusade. ... she got another cute one too .....

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Angelina Jolie Shoots Heroin ... hmmm... she chips to take little vacations ...

XXX ... ...

Eel Bites Off Divers Thumb ... ...now he has a toe_thumb that works but ... whoa ...this guy was dumb ...
*via poikilotrm

Homicide Meeting in Anna Nicole's Death ...

Photo in the News: 1,000 Black Holes Revealed in New Sky Survey ...

Stray cats enter home, attack women, boy ... WTF??? ...

03.15.07...

cute bacteria toys ...


*via JC

BOYFRIEND TALKS TO 'BIG GUY' WHEN WE HAVE SEX ... it's sounds like the guy is separated from his 'big guy' ... or whatever ... i find it odd ...

Pseudomamma on the foot ... YGTBFK ... pseudomamma ???


*via poikilotrm

XXX ... ...

japan ...

How Appealing ...
*via poikilotrm

03.14.07...

House is an island ... hahaha
*via ivan de lobo

sanctorum ... ... omg ... this is going to upset a few trillion people.
*via JC

New Bonobo Ape Population Discovered ... quote:

"We consider them human, our ancestors," a Bateke man said. "We don't eat them, and we don't kill them."

Missionary Encounters Extremely Bizarre Skin Condition In Eastern Europe ... ACK!!! ... this creeps me out. i guess he doesn't have any lovers ... [yuck...]


*via poikilotrm

XXX ... ...

Clawmark Toys ...


Rabbit, bobcat jump into Mo. man's golf cart ...

03.13.07...

Israel recalls 'naked ambassador' ... hahahaha ... quote:

He was drunk, his hands were bound and he was only able to identify himself after a rubber ball was removed from his mouth.

Site takes bets on Heather Mills' leg during dance show ...


DREAMHEAT- DDGIRLS Showing Extreme Pink ...

Does Bush harbour bad energy? ...

Mourn online: Northern Ireland undertakers pioneer Webcast funerals ...

Celebs Swappin' Spit ... this be fun ...


03.12.07...

Crystal Cave of the Giants - Discovery of the Largest Crystals on Earth ... WOW ... merlin the magician used to go to a crystal cave. he'd fall asleep and then dream of the future. ... or something like that ...


*via poikilotrm

Owners taught ‘mouth to snout’ dog resuscitation ...
*via eddie

Kristina Loggia Photography ...


*via JC

Hendrix drawings up for sale ...


cereberal_vomit ... Rate this drawing

NASA Shuttle Images of a Mysterious ancient bridge between India and Srilanka ... the moment we became human ...we wanted to leave ... so we built a bridge.


*via poikilotrm

To Have, Hold and Cherish, Until Bedtime ...
*via craigs

Bettie Page postcards ...


03.11.07...

Psychedelic Hendrix drawings go on display ...


*via JC

Salma Hayek: Pregnant AND Engaged! ... see how beautiful pregnant women are ??? ... mmmmmm ... i love mothers ...


New Technique Stores Data in Bacteria ...


*via craigs

The Bugatti Veyron tested to see if it really can do 407 km/h ... ... WOW!!! ... it can ... that's faster than an F1. i'd be terrified driving that fast ...[ ten radiators ??? ] ... too bad about the loud background music.

Aria Giovanni and Erica Campbell ... ...

Anna Nicole Smith’s Death is Finally Known but Not Yet Made Public ...

quote:... it is surprising that preliminary results from the autopsy showed that there were no signs of drugs in Anna Nicole Smith’s stomach, despite the fact they were found in her hotel room.

invisibility cloak ... a video !!!
*via sgt

03.10.07...

hollywood sign ... cool slide show ...

Mechanic: I have sex with cars ... quote:

Now I don’t get as emotionally attached to individual cars as I used to.
*via pt

Rare Exports ... ...
*via poikilotrm

Scan with 'face of Jesus' shows baby really is a miracle ... i don't see a face in the scan???? [ ... there will more and more jesus and the BVM images found as we get closer to easter. i'm looking forward to them ...]


*via Spitting Image

XXX ... ...

B of the Bang ... good work ...


Daniel N. Finegood, 52; prankster known for creative alterations of Hollywood sign ...
*via JC

Nerdy Tattoo on Neck ...


03.09.07...

Vermont Votes to Impeach Bush/Cheney ...
*via craigs

Carnivorous cow gobbles up 48 chickens ... heh ... quote:

"The local vets said the cow was probably suffering from a disease but others said Lal was a tiger in his previous birth."

XXX ... ...

Worldmapper: The world as you've never seen it before ... something we haven't seen before
*via Dark Roasted Blend +wes

Sony Brings Real Life Matrix A Step Closer ... hmmmmm ...
*via god is not an asshole

Japanese Toilet Training for Kids ... ...
*via poikilotrm

Man burns genitals in 'Jackass' stunt ... idiot ... a person would have to be dumb and drunk to do this ... just being drunk isn't reason enough.

Fla. official fired over plans to get sex change ... quote:

“If Jesus was here tonight, I can guarantee you he’d want him terminated,” said Pastor Ron Saunders of Largo’s Lighthouse Baptist Church. “Make no mistake about it.”
*via sgt

03.08.07...

Artist's cast-iron nudes to remain on English beach ...


Off-Duty NWA Worker Charged With Assault On Flight ... disgusting pigman ...
*via sgt

where is jesus ... Holy bejeezus, you have found Jesus 11 times! You are finally saved! ...
*via craigs

Naomi Campbell to mop NY floors in gloves and vest ... [ she's going to only be wearing more than a vest and gloves eddie ]... quote:

She has blamed her temper on lingering resentment toward her father for abandoning her as a child.
*via eddie

Astronaut saw spicy e-mails sent from space ...
*via craigs

Eklas ... ...
*via D. Robby ICE

Blood ties ... bizarre

Wonders of the Chinese Landscape ...


*via wes

03.07.07...

Impotent' grandfather acquitted of having sex with 12-year-old ... omg ... quote:

The trial that started on Monday had had to be adjourned on Thursday as the grandfather of six got sick and threw up in the dock, then wet himself shortly after asking to be excused to use the restroom.

Knuckle Tattoos ... i LOVE knuckle tattoos ... [these are her knuckles ...]


and this is her band ... ... CHARLEY HORSE "BAD ASS DAD" VIDEO!


Americans no longer tallest people in world ... that's tragic

XXX ... ...

03.06.07...

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Artists Behaving Badly ...
*via JC

Is this Dog Actually Jerking Off? ... ...
*via poikilotrm

Victoria Beckham dirty pig chicken ... hahahaha

Syria ready with bio-terror if U.S. hits Iran ...

ARIA GIOVANNI ... ... yummmm ... they look like candybars ...

Exclusive: Bjork Talks Volta for the Very First Time ...

Hidden Place ... ... bjork is a great artist ... [ ... yikes ... check out the worm-tears that crawl aound her face and then go up her nose ]

shakira looking hot ...


CRAZED Britney Spears tried to HANG herself with a bedsheet before pleading with her estranged husband to give her another baby ... YGTBFK ... is this real ??? ... she's the anti-christ 666 666 666 ??? ... britney has left us ...

Spring Time In Palestine ...


03.05.07...

Marijuana, the wonder drug ... so cool ... quote:

Neuropathic pain is notoriously resistant to treatment with conventional pain drugs. Even powerful and addictive narcotics like morphine and OxyContin often provide little relief. This study leaves no doubt that marijuana can safely ease this type of pain.

Lost Cities ... gorgeous and sensual ... there are a lot of beautiful pix on this site ... thanks to sudie for this ...


*via sudie

Kayla Paige and Lisa Daniels ... ...

Man Left DVDs of Ex-Girlfriend Performing Sex Acts on Car Windshields ... whoa ... that's cold ... i'd kill him ... and if he had money i'd sue him...
*via poikilotrm

GUATEMALA CITY sinkhole ... OMFG ... quote:

Their bodies were found near the sinkhole, floating in a river of sewage


*via ivan de wolf ...
[ hey dude your name could also be ivan de los lobos ... that'd be fun ... ]

Body parts sent to wrong address ... YUCK!!! ... that'd creep you out ... quote:

"He started the second one, but stopped as soon as we saw the ear
*via pt

marc barker ... mysterious work ...


*via Spitting Image

Larry Birkhead Reveals His Anna Nichole Smith Tattoo ...


03.04.07...

Cassini snaps Saturn from a dizzying height ... magical...... more pix here ...


Brute force keygen cracks open Vista ... haha ... that didn't take long... and with brute force yet ... that be too easy

XXX ... ...

Angelina is ready to adopt again ... i guess brad doesn't want another kid... quote:

Long said Jolie applied to adopt as a single parent.

John Edwards Second Life Campaign HQ Vandalized ...
*via craigs

Frozen Puppy Loses Tail and Penis Tips ... these people are disgusting pigs...

Swiss accidentally invade Liechtenstein ...
*via adamm

Stolen Rockwell found in Spielberg’s collection ... does the size of the piece change with time???... quote:

At the time of the theft, the work was 16 inches by 37 inches.
*via JC

03.02.07...

Dutch Iceman to climb Everest in shorts: It's all about the inner fire ...


That’s so gay’ prompts a lawsuit ...
*via JC

XXX ... ...

The flipping ship ...
*via wes

Darwin Dating ...
*via Spitting Image

03.01.07...

Rectal hiccups cure secures Ig Nobel Prize ... hahaha ... don't you wonder who thought of the digital massage idea to begin with ??? it's like... 'whoa... you have had these hiccups for days now. here... let me use my finger to massage your rectum and see if that helps' ...
*via eddie

The Stone Age Sophia Loren ... yikes ... [ ??? she was considered attractive in her day ??? ... pasadena on that ]


DEEP INSIDE THE FEMALE ORGASM ... [ ... BTW ... freud may have had some insight into the male psyche but he didn't know dick about women ... ]

XXX ... ... [ the make-up is distracting but the water is hot ...]

Local man cited for throwing snow at neighbor in driveway dispute ...
*via craigs

Gory Palmerston North mutilation revealed ... [i can't find the original mark wahlberg post...]

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