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05.31.07...

Man Stole Girls Shoes To Sniff Them ... wow... that's a lot of shoes. ... kind of like imelda [sp?] marcos
*via locofoco

Pregnant teen tied to dismemberment in Nicaragua ... yuck !!!

Manson to Lohan -- Sucks to be a Firecrotch! ... ... my cousin is working on their manson and dita's divorce ... [ she's a paralegal ] and she said they are a mess ... [can i be sued for saying this???]

Woman mistakes subway for car park ...

Boys and Grills ... ...
*via nemesis

a $22,000US cat ... it's gorgeous but ....

Two Hotties ina Tub ... ... too bad they don't do anything 'cept kiss ...

21FUCKs in 2mins ... ... pesci may be short but he sure can be scary. loved him in 'cousin vinnie'

05.30.07...

Lubbock Police Did What At A Lingerie Shop? ...
*via JC

T. Rex, Other Big Dinosaurs Could Swim, New Evidence Suggests ... interesting ...


the NU project ... real people real bodies ... ...

'Iron flowers' use feminine touch against rebels ...


*via Spitting Image

Man clad in underwear pins leopard ... kids are wondrous ... quote:

He said he took it all in stride, "but the kids were excited."


XXX ... ...

Apple issues a security update for Quicktime 7.1.6 ...

Jail-fearing thief swallows metal ...

05.29.07...

Canada's first museum of creation opens in Alberta ... Noah's Ark ??? ... YGTBFK ... quote:

... :features displays on how men once walked among dinosaurs, a giant model of Noah's Ark, a set of English scrolls tracing the family of King Henry VI back to the Garden of Eden

Doctor dies after eating blowfish ... isn't a small amount of this poison supposed to make one euphoric but a large amount will make one dead ??? ... quote:

"There was another gentleman who did CPR on the doctor and fell ill because the doctor had vomited while he was giving him CPR.

Man begs women for a kick in the groin ... that's a pretty fuckin' weird approach ...

5.27.07...

Chinese Government To Control Olympic Weather ...

Photographer mauled by Yellowstone bear ... twice... he's been attacked by grizzlies two times ??? ... he obviously doesn't back away soon enough.
*via eddie

girls bending over for us ... ... yee haaaa

Texas county's emptiness pleases residents ... shit ... it's boring just reading about it...

Irwin's widow defends Bindi's show ... the poor kid is growing up fast. ... i was watching croc hunter years ago and Irwin had a crocodile named bindi. you never saw the croc once the baby was born. he named his kid after a crocodile and he never copped to it !!! ... it's a cute name ...

5,000 rare animals found abandoned on boat ... quote:

Alarmingly, 21 severed bear paws were also found.

05.25.07...

Salad dressing semen spawns trouble ...

Woman tells of grotesque behaviour by barred ex ... hahahaha ...
*via eddie

Fury as website for tributes to the dead features grossly inappropriate adverts ... OMG
*via pt

Slumbering Nation ...
*via poikilotrm

Photo in the News: "Unusual" Tomb of Egyptian Courtier Found ...


rampant orangutan ... ... hahahaha
*via pt

US conservatives block cancer vaccine for girls ...
*via Spitting Image

Babies can spot languages on facial clues alone ...

05.24.07...

The Scent of Terror ...
*via JC

Welcome to Pyongyang ... rather bleak ...
*via pt


The secrets behind Angelina's baby tattoos ...


XXX ... ...


*via craigs

Mick Jagger 'used bees to enlarge his manhood' ... quote:

Janice Dickinson revealed that Mick is rather lacking in the trouser department on Friday Night With Jonathon Ross

Snake vs. Cow ... and the snake wins...


*via poetsgirl

Plant extract may block cannabis addiction ... ???

Adult-formed brain cells important for memory ... that's good to know

05.23.07...

Captive shark had 'virgin birth' ...

Tourist strips off to 'blend in' ... hahahaha

Baby burned in microwave leaves hospital ...

What the Mainstream Media Can Learn from Jon Stewart ...
*via craigs

bai-ling-nipple ... looks intentional

60-year-old NJ woman gives birth to twins ... so... when they're ten she'll be seventy ???

Here's the challenge: Eat for a week on $21 in food stamps ...

05.21.07...

Thats The Way God Planned It ... ...
*via B

Court: Liz Taylor can keep Van Gogh that Nazis looted ...


*via Spitting Image

Great Pyramid stone blocks probably cast in limestone ... i never really went for the 'people moving huge stones up ramps' idea
*via JC

Barbie Bandit: 'Stuff we did was pretty ignorant' ... no shit ...
*via craigs

visit in a Chinese supermarket ...


Rare coelacanth captured in Indonesia ...


XXX ... ...

flickrvision ...
*via pt

05.19.07...

School gets mysterious marijuana package ...

Gorilla on rampage at Dutch zoo ... well the gorilla is a teenager ...

Engadget takes a bite out of Apple ... expensive prank

XXX ... ...

Courtney Love in Italian Vogue ... she looks good

Underwater Sculpture Gallery in Grenada ...

Croc Attack Sheds Light on "Disastrous" Conditions at Taiwan Zoo ... ACK!!!


05.18.07...

Lost California whales ignore "go home" siren song ...

Myanmar hit by hair-snatching craze ...

MARTIN PERREAULT - fetish latex photographer ... ...


*via JC

Want to know some Internet Porn facts? ...
*via craigs

Wild West City shooter gets probation ... petey used to work here...
*via jersey petey

Nicole Scherzinger Doing YOGA On The Beach ...

05.17.07...

Dark Matter Ring Detected by Hubble ... cool ...


Woman survives 'internal decapitation' ... OMG ... [ hahaha ... i don't know why the head slipping part keeps making me laugh... i'll be struck by lightening any moment now. ] ... quote:

"My skull slipped off my neck about five times," Malloy said. "Every time they tried to screw this to my head, I would slip."

Boyfriend gets 7 to 21 years for murder conspiracy ... YGTBFK ... of course he meant it !!!

DoD Flip-Flop: YouTube Banned, But Watch It ... sheesh ...
*via craigs

Beach tits ... ... mmmmmm ... i love warm weather ... women are so beautiful


XXX ... ...

Sexy Magic Trick ...

Bible drawn into sex publication controversy ... silly ...
*via poetsgirl

05.16.07...

As Cheerleaders Soar Higher, So Does the Danger ... geez ...
*via my wild side

~~~ SEXY - APPLE ~~~ ... hahahaha


*via astro

XXX ... ... much sweetness ...
*via nemesis

Prosecutors ask MySpace for names of sex offenders ... WTF ??? i guess they just open their sex-predator file and copy the REAL names ...
*via craigs

Skull Clocks ...


Bank sells house with corpse ...

Family sue after class watch 'Brokeback' ... an entire family of wimps ...

disney memorial orgy ... wow ...
*via Spitting Image

05.15.07...

Boy Lollipop: Incredible AIDS Awareness Campaign ... ... sexy french condom awareness animations ... FUN !!!
*via astro

Law enforcement access to Internet communications expanded ... real criminals and terrorists will find ways to circumvent the surveillance... they always do.
*via Spitting Image

XXX ... ... fucked up site with pop-ups and other badness ... like browser hijacking etc so i killed it. [ hmmmmmm... i didn't have any problems here... maybe it was some javascript... i block that most of the time too... especially on porn sites ]

How a Photo Can Ruin Your Life ... my dad took some pix of my nieces and nephews [ages two to six] in his pool. they were all lined up holding on to the edge of the pool kicking their feet and their little buns were sticking up out of water. the manager at the photo place confiscated them. it was stupid ...[ the dude was probably a pedophile ... ]
*via JC

Lindsay Lohan's great sex ... she has her legs amputated ???

Woman denies sex-toy sodomy of lover ... oh she did it

Bionic Woman -- Coming to NBC ...

05.14.07...

The face, not the body, attracts a mate ... well... that does seem to be the case with me ... nice smiles will always draw me in ...

Workers fall into vat of sludgy fish faeces ...

Girl dies in accident with scissors ...


Radical Muslim paramilitary compound flourishes in upper New York state ...

05.13.07...

British firm makes vaccine to curb high blood pressure: paper ...

'Plastic' Artificial Red Blood Cells ...

pinkbox - inside japan's sex clubs ...
*via Spitting Image

Pasadena news site outsources local government coverage to India ...
*via eddie

Neo-Ruins: Photographs of Post-Apocalyptic Tokyo ...


Looking for Discreet Protection? Try the Tampon Stun Gun ...
*via sarah

erotic mirror - nora ness ...


05.12.07...

Two-nosed calf born in Wis ...


Fire retreats from city on Catalina Island off LA coast ...


*via god is not an asshole

Weird Gravity in Canada Blamed on Hefty Glaciers ...
*via eddie

Diaz stares at topless beauties ... well... wouldn't you stare at beautiful and slippery women rubbing each another ???

wallpaper ...


room escape game ... ... i love this ...

After umpteenth arrest, can't they take his keys? ...
*via zircon enigma

Gemma Atkinson ...


05.11.07...

Rector traces Obama's Irish roots ...
*via eddie

Blohan’s Coke Binge Caught On Camera ...

XXX ... ...

Switch ... ...
*via sgt

Melanie Griffith fights a losing battle with the signs of ageing ... OMFG

Dead fawn, dressed like baby, left outside Tacoma theater ...

The Mangina aka Patrick Bucklew ... so this totally creeps me out ...

05.10.07...

Oral sex can cause throat cancer ... OMG... for people who have had more than five sex partners??? ... only five ??? geez... hasn't EVERYONE had more than five sex partners??? ... they must be referring to oral sex with guys.

Shock jock unrepentant over derogatory Obama song ... hahaha ... quote:

... Barack the Magic Negro

Tobacco-less Cigarettes are Smokin in China ... so does this mean it doesn't hurt your lungs???

XXX ... ...

The changing face of Melanie Griffith - has she taken surgery too far? ... she used to be cute ... her lips look way weird now... she doesn't even look like herself.

Aborigines, Europeans Share African Roots, DNA Suggests ...

Teenage girls are jailed for life after murdering friend as an experiment ... quote:

The girls told police they knew it was wrong to kill, but that killing Ms Davis "felt right"

05.09.07...

Gruesome video played Glen Cove murder hearing ... OMFG ... so someone chopped off her head and then stashed it in his trunk ... yeah ... we believe that. quote:

... was arrested with Fox's head in his car trunk the morning after she was reported missing.

Elios Giant Insect Rescue Robot Design ...


Six Islamic militants in plot to attack army base in US, says FBI ...

Mexico City plaza makes way for nature strip ... IMNSHO i think his idea is gimmicky and i don't think it's art...[ but then i've said this before about this guy] ... it looks like fun for all the nude people tho ...


*via JC

Emergency Games: a manual for extreme physical experiences in the danger of your own home ...


*via Spitting Image

'Giggles' the clown jailed on sex charges ...
*via zircon enigma

Quaker Steak and Lube ... pretty weird name for a restaurant... hardly appetizing...
*via astro

05.08.07...

Artificial 'snot' improves sensor smell say researchers ... couldn't they find some real snot ??? i have some ...
*via JC

New Condom with Teeth… Ouch! ... yikes!!! ... ivan el lobo found us a close-up and inside view of this vaginal weapon. i still think it's a bad idea. way too easy to be abused by pissed off lovers and wives ...


*via ivan de wolf

Spiders make home in boy's ear ...
*via Spitting Image

Mets fan crushed by 300-pound man files suit ...

Six-legged hermaphrodite calf born in Nebraska ...

Spider-Man to return for three more films ...

Egypt's 'Dr. Ruth': Let's talk sex in the Arab world ...
*via zircon enigma

05.06.07...

Paris Hilton Obituary Writing Contest ...


*via zircon enigma

Home invasion gone wrong for [illegal] criminals ... cool kid ...
*via poikilotrm

Making a public splash in Saudi ...
*via poikilotrm

Hotdoll: The Sex Doll for Dogs ... YGTBFK???


*via Spitting Image

Getting Off . . . ...


*via Spitting Image

Vagina Power with Alexyss ...
*via craigs

Iran bans Western haircuts, eyebrow plucking for men ... WTF??? ... they have more important things to worry about.... this is stupid and petty.
*vi a craigs

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