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OMFG ... the sexual drive is so intense. i'm fortunate that i don't have any uber 'illegal/destructive' obsessions like that or feel the need to cut off one of my arms because it doesn't belong on my body... it would be like hell on earth ... quote: The man successfully removed one testicle and flushed it down the toilet *via craigs Exhibitionist spiny anteater reveals bizarre penis ... ... *via astro 2 struck, killed by car while arguing on I-595 on-ramp ... whoa ... they must have been totally fucked up ... WTF??? ... did they think they were in their driveway or something ??? ... *via craigs naked and funny skeleton ... ... heh heh *via sgt Official: Olmert to Say He Has Cancer ... 10.24.07... Banksy works to be painted over ... related banksy ... links... ... he's a business man ... Woman stabs tied-up lover to drink blood ... she never meant to hurt anyone ... quote: When he escaped, she chased him with a pickax. Dan Savage Knows Fear ... Theft accused released without charger ... heh JK Rowling says wizard Dumbledore is gay ... rowling is smart ... *via X 10.23.07... History - of - Religion ... Looks like a game of RISK! amtrekker ... A friend of a friend is engaged in his own personal quest. Tom Ford Specially Requests for His New Perfume to Smell like a “Man's Crotch” ... No thank you. ... [© ... yuck !!! ...] Chiara and Senora ... ... [© ... yummmmm ... so sweet ] ... The 10 Rarest Animals in the World ... Mmmm. How would they taste with a reduction sauce and a bottle of pPnot Noir? ... [© ... omg... zirc wants to eat them !!! ... actually my dad would have too ... he was an avid hunter and always ate the game ] 14 Spy Squirrels In Iranian Custody ... [© ... is this for real ??? ... ( BTW ... i added this link from X ) ... ] *via X 10.22.07... Wind-driven brush fires besiege California ... XXX ... ... *via brutally frank Killer monkeys take out Indian politician ... *via pt Mona Lisa 'had brows and lashes' ... Agricult series ... ... yuck!!! ... this creeps me out ... i wouldn't want those cold dead things touching my body... Tattoo spells out Coca-Cola ... heh heh 10.20.07... Jessica Biel’s Friend Checks Out the Junk in Her Trunk ... heh ... Curse of the spider woman ... Louise Bourgeois at the tate... The STD Song ... ... *via poikilotrm code: survey introduction ... this is cool.... probe *via JC XXX ... ... Firefighter allegedly paid pals to set fires ... duh ... *via craigs Motorola Penis Easter Egg ... looks like a penis to me ... I am - Lucy Lawless Dressed Like a Dude of the Day ... xena warrior princess 10.19.07... Ron Mueck ... wow ... great work ... scary ... *via sgt Sex every day is prescription for improving sperm quality ... *via sexoteric XXX ... ... NSA Likely Reading Windows Software In Your Computer ... *via a door Moviendo las caderas ... ... wtf ??? what is she 10 years old ??? she's so sexualized. shit ...i was still beating up boys when i was ten... but then i was practicing kissing girls ... [ heh ... the dog humping her stuffed toy python is hysterical... ] *via poikilotrm XXX ... ... 10.18.07... ... galaxygirlie is our guest editor today. she's found some interesting and provocative links for y'all. her comments in parathesis ... [[ ... things with this symbol © are mine ... the porn is usually mine too ... of course ]] Telescope detects space dust ... (hi! i'm galaxiegirlie, aka the guest editor you're stuck with today and i'd like to put things into perspective...) First baby boomer applies for Social Security ... (watch and learn kids... it's not like we're that far behind) Genetic test confirms wolf shot in Vermont ... (geez... i guess we don' t know everything...) High-Definition Video of Earth Shot From Space ... (i work in hd. i just like the new stuff) XXX ... ... Humans get the blame for sticky situation ... (water is polar... you all know we're WAY overdue for a geomagnetic pole flip... right?) Enhancing the species ... (choose or perish...) Mexican experts say flesh was human ... [© ... OMFG ...] 10.16.07... Dead Reverend's Rubber Fetish ... well ... he was busy ... how can a person tie themselves up like this ??? ... he must have been a contortionist ... and i've owed several wetsuits and i can't imagine wearing one on top of the other. *via dave Spencer Tunick in Miami ... at least this series is somewhat imaginative ... 'bout time ... ...he must have finally gotten bored ... Lip Tattoos ... XXX ... ... aria ... delicious ... *via brutally frank 10.15.07... 15 tips to leave women dazed and amazed in the bedroom ... mmmmmm aria ... ... yummmmm *via brutally frank (Classified) Bill Will Defend Against Flesh-Eating (Classified) ... ... hahahaha ... maybe he should have reviewed this speech before he gave it. *via art for the masses Coach 'wore child's underwear' ... creepy ... Eye Tattooing ... yikes Abortion rates same whether legal or not ... many women don't readily admit to having illegal abortions *via JC a short test ... craig says "supposedly, if you're left-brained, you see her spinning counterclockwise?" ... well i see her going clockwise primarily... but i can switch back and forth at will. i guess that makes me bi-brained ... *Via craigs Ghost caught on surveillance camera ... ... this will make a believer out of you ... *via poikilotrm 10.14.07... ... zircon is our guest editor today and he's found some good links for us. ... the comments are his too. ... [[ ... comments with this symbol © are mine ... ]] Woman creates Muslim Barbie ... ... Like the Post-It note, Barbie is so ubiquitous that modifications are natural. M Post-It Art: ... A better use for the office standard Woman survives hanging ...When Divorce Just Isn't Good Enough: My soon-to-be ex-husband wants me to get blindfolded, handcuffed, and climb a ladder? What could go wrong? ... [[ ... © ... i think it's funny. isn't it amazing how many married people hate each other after a few years of being together ... i don't know why couples stay in unhappy marriages ... but what i do know is that it has nothing to do with love ... (and to do this is bad for the spirit BTW ... it's injurious) ... ]] Neuromarketing Promises Greater Manipula- er, "Effectiveness" ...Your eyes are getting heavy, you're growing sleepy, you will purchase what I tell you. [[ ... © ... yes ... and you'll vote the way i tell you ... ]] Microtrends: Scambait trophies ... I love it when someone scams the scammers. [[ ... © ...  it's wonderful ... the greedy scumbags need to be exposed... being humiliated is good for them too. they waste everybody's time and money and they deserve to FOAD ... ]] The Swift-Boating of Graeme Frost ... No Distortion Left Behind: You're never too young to be smeared by the far right.... Are They Real? ... [[ ... © ... i'm sneaking this link in ... ]]] 10.12.07... Dreamy concept cars at Tokyo Motor Show 2007 ... i'm not a big fan of rectangular or square cars. they're not aerodynamic. i'm not sure what the appeal is... Brain-computer interface for Second Life ... Office drinks lead to sex ... quote: One reader said he slept with his boss and gave her herpes Austria: Gunman Severs Victim's Penis ... 10.11.07... Video- “The View” co-host doesn’t know if the world is round or flat ... ... OMFG ...she's never thought about it ??? WTF ... she has to go to the library ??? *via Spitting Image The art of seduction: sex through the ages, from every possible angle ... Doctors save man with vodka drip ... *via astro Phantom genitals hint at gender in the brain ... phantom erections??? how about phantom orgasms ??? XXX ... ... 10.10.07... Door-to-door miracle ... *via craigs Weird Asian Tongue Tricks ... ... King Tut's Mummy to Be Displayed for 1st Time ... XXX ... ... Poop Vanilla, Endless Soup Among 2007 Ig Nobels ... quote: ... giving the enemy severe bad breath, so that soldiers could later be picked out from noncombatants. Golden retriever nurses stray kitten ... Man Jailed for Trying to Pass $1M Bill ... *via eddie 10.09.07... Robot dogs race to be soldier's best friend ... ... it looks more like a cockroach than a dog. if you play in the water at the beach your tit slips... sometimes your bottoms come down ... or both. it's inevitable Ostrich shot in revenge hit ... Peacock Develops Expensive Lust for Blue-Painted Lexus ... XXX ... ... Court Leaves Ala. Sex Toy Ban Intact ... quote: My motto has been they are going to have to pry this vibrator from my cold, dead hand. I refuse to give up," she said. *via JC Sex, Lust And Passion - Top Baby Boomer Love Expectations ... Fork Lift Fork Tricks Kids Into Eating Your Horrible Cooking ... 10.08.07... XXX ... ... Court won't declare chimp a person ... *via Spitting Image 1000 mujeres en bikini en la playa ... episode iii, the backstroke of the west ... hahaha ... *via X Living My Life Faster: 8 years of JK's Daily Photo Project ... ... he's lined up his eyes perfectly ... *via pt Woman killed boyfriend over porn: prosecutors ...WTF ... if she was my girlfriend i'd be dead ... *via ivan el lobo Man donates sperm for grandchild ... via pt 10.07.07... ... zircon enigma is the guest editor today ... he's found a nice selection of links for y'all. BTW ... the comments are his too. [[ ... comments with this symbol © are mine ]] Don't Ask the Sexperts ... Slur in car ad prompts dealership apology ... I 'm torn on this. I see it as humorous and not at all degrading, but I could see how some might ... [[ ... © ... as for me i think they're pigs. i find the term wet-back particularly offensive... i did find myself laughing tho ... heh heh heh ... zircon's a lot nicer than i am ...]] Lia - Satin Doll ... ... Bicycles of the future ... Form follows function? Old Ballard's new hero digs in as retail project envelops her home ... She's lucky she doesn't live in China (reference to old Thundersnake link). [ ... © ... i love people that do this. ... a friend of mine wouldn't move and now she has tall apartment buildings on three sides of her house. the thing is you can't go outside in the back without an audience ....all these people can look down into the yard and see everything you're doing. that part is kinda weird ... ] 32 Amazing Bridges from Around the World ... 10.05.07... XXX ... ... Beyond the ‘Zipless Fuck’ With Erica Jong ... Bai Ling: Angelina and I Had a “Special Attraction” ... yummmm ... quote: "I felt this energy between us, when we look at each other there's an energy, an attraction," 10,000 Wildebeest Drown in Migration "Pileup" ... geez ... how sad UK's first paired kidney swap saves two live ... cool idea ... *via pt If Second Life were real ... ... hahaha Sitcoms Online Photo Galleries! ... *via Spitting Image 10.04.07... Legendary California university puts courses on YouTube ... ... legendary ??? *via JC Giuliani hired the man who crafted Church defense of pedophile priests, a New York pedophile priest/lawyer himself ... HIM ROCKER CONSIDERS SEX TOY LINE ... hmmm ... dildos for groupies McDonald's Videogame ... ... *via Spitting Image Man granted divorce over snip threat ... geez... i don't blame him... his wife is a terror. 10.03.07... Pamela Anderson To Marry Another Sex Tape Peddler ... YGTBFK ... she's acting like twitney spears ... Penis envy ... ... heh heh ... the Shenis ...but i don't need a shenis to pee standing up ... it seems like the shenis would interfere with the velocity of the urine stream. but you can tell by looking at this woman that she doesn't have the spirit to pee with great force. Make Love, Not War ... Incas fattened up their children before sacrifice on the volcano ... OMFG ... *via JC Suit alleges dead baby was treated as 'bio-waste ... heh ... that was sensitive of them ... *via Spitting Image Wife divorced for watching male TV host ... touchy ... she probably hated him anyway *via eddie Ontario boy may have agreed to be set on fire ... hurt me hurt me ... quote: “But under the law it doesn't matter if you agree to it or not. You can’t just say to somebody ‘Hurt me real bad.’” Mobile Comfort ... *via nikola 10.02.07... Turner Prize winners celebrated in new show ... the image below is hirst's pickled cow piece. i read where his $8 million pickled shark was disintegrating. apparently fourmaldehyde is somewhat cloudy so he diluted it with alcohol. it didn't work ... i wonder how the cow will hold up ??? WWW.THUDERSNAKE.COM ... heh ... look what pt found ... someone copying me. he said i should be flattered... they make money when people mistype thundersnake ... well they should at least link to me. *via pt Spears ordered to give kids to Federline ... heh heh heh ... quote: Some photos captured the pop star without panties. Feuding nuns force convent demise ... wtf ??? .... hahahaha ...quote: they turned on Sister Liliana scratching her face and throwing her to the ground. Carvings riddle stumps villagers ... 10.01.07... hey ... zircon enigma is our guest editor today... he found these links for y'all. thanks fly out to mr. enigma. [[ so...comments with this symbol © are my contribution. ]] Possible Sex Act With Dog Leads To Arrest ... Unconsenting Sex ... The Magic Trick You'll Never Figure Out ... ... [ © ... i love the staples ...] Naked Ice ... Does not look comfortable. Call me when you want to shoot in the Bahamas. [ © ... so ...how many group nude shots is this guy going to do ??? ...] Get the Ahmadinejad look ... How to dress like your favorite world leaders. I want to shop where Putin does. [ © ... these are fugly clothes ... ewwwww ...] Cool ideas with potato ... Mr. Potatohead, we hardly recognize you. ... [©... so where are all the cool but evil characters ??? ... ] What Does Bill O'Reilly Really Say About Black People? ... When your every word is recorded, it's hard to make false claims about your past statements. 09.27.07... The Pony Lady ... ... hmmmm ... ponies make me happy ... i love her he-man costume. *via poikilotrm Hiroshima scientists create transparent frogs ... Survivors of Acid Violence Speak Out ... Orangutan rips off tourist's trousers ... Stone Age Rice Fields Discovered in China Swamp ... Mysterious infection blamed on tongue piercing ... 09.26.07... US nuclear dump plan in danger after seismic shock ... *via JC Peru 'meteorite' strike leaves 200 sick ... *via Spitting Image Biker's penis hit by lightning ... hahaha ...quote: "I don't remember what happened. One minute I was taking a leak and the next thing I knew I was in hospital." Mummy of Inca maiden goes on display ... WOW... *via Spitting Image Extremo ... *via JC Gitmo Underwear Scandal; Who Smuggled the Speedos? ... i love speedos ... *via craigs Gia-Carangi ... 09.25.07... 'Ozzy never tires of sex' ... [ me either ... ] Cute lesbians ... ... *via anon poster Young man taunted by policeman wants officer fired ... and here's the video ... Bad Cop Gone Wild ... ...OMFG... this is terrifying ... *via craigs The Cook, the Beast, the Vice and its Lover ... gross ...quote: "I was about to vomit," M says. "It was the same pig that had been squealing just moments before. Now, it had been roasted whole. I managed to avoid eating it by only having salad." *via inventor spot Jimi Hendrix - Machine Gun ... .... B said: ..."Sept 18 was the 37th aniversary of his passing" *via B When Graphic Artists Get Bored ... ... heh heh ... *via SarahG Pasarela Cibeles ... *via craigs bad prompter ... ... *via dragan 09.24.07... Man Bitten After Putting Snake in Mouth ... well... DUH *via X Can't take my eyes off you: FSU study shows the power of attraction ... quote: Single folks ogled the opposite sex, of course, but those in committed relationships also checked people out, with one major difference: They were more interested in beautiful people of the same sex. *via JC The 400 Richest Americans (2007) ... *via Spitting Image Baku Lada Madness ... ... WTF ... is this like russian drifting ??? *via pt Playmobil Security Check Point ... *via poikilotrm Britney Spears charged with hit-and-run in L.A ... *via jersey petey The Donald: Time for Bush to go into 'hiding' ... *via those fabulous dunnes 09.23.07... Hot Lesbians ... ... *via heaven 666 Vacuum screamer ... *via craigs ... and here is a review...sadly there is no demo for us ... Shiny Video Review: Vortex Vibrations Vacuum Cleaner Vibe ... ... way too noisy and cold for me .... "the martha stewart" of sex toys ... heh Why engineers yawn less than psychologists ... *via pt A Model Falling Down Has Never Been So Funny ... ... hahahaha ... *via nemesis The Cars e Drove In The 50s and 60s ... ... *via eddie Power of Nightmares ... ... home. news.  archive.  search.  artzeits.  toys.  links.  FAQ. contact.

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