04.30.08...

Alleged Hendrix sex tape causes buzz ...


Oakland Park man finds skeleton in newly trimmed tree ...
*via craigs


Woman trampled to death by cows ... this makes me laugh... [ it must be my sickness  ... ]


Dolphin dies in mid-air collision ... while this is sad ...


New Zealand scientists thaw 1,000-pound squid corpse ... quote:

O'Shea said it would make calamari rings the size of tractor tires if cut up


Anetta Keys ... ...


Only you - platters are in town ...
*via dragan


Drink a beer and lose the fear ...


04.29.08...

Police: Austrian kids locked in basement, never saw sunlight ... OMFG... disgusting  pigman ... this sick freak should be in jail for life... not just 15 years. ...  awww.. the inmates will probably kill him anyway.  [ WTF ... his wife had to know there were seven kids in the cellar ] ... quote:

"He admitted that he locked his daughter ... in the cellar, that he repeatedly had sex with her, and that he is the father of her seven children,"


Legally married -- in a nursing home ...
*via ivan de wolfe [el lobo ... ]


XXX ... ... the complete set.... yummmmmm ... [ ... she's looking very voluptuous here ... given the opportunity i'd be all over her and her pretty parts ]


31 of 53 teen girls at FLDS ranch are pregnant or had baby ...


04.28.08

How to say thanks to the military ... ... this is wonderful ... [ link fixed ]


Top Tory Lord Laidlaw's sex games with 4 girls, one gigolo and a tri-lingual bisexual ...


I'm a Ferrari 360 Modena!

You've got it all. Power, passion, precision, and style. You're sensuous, exotic, and temperamental. Sure, you're expensive and high-maintenance, but you're worth it.

"Take the Which Sports Car Are You? quiz.

 
XXX ... ...

 
Gorgeous 'Goddess' goes gumming down at the lust picture show ... i guess tranny sex feels like regular sex ... i've wondered about that ...


A Visit to Beijing's Exclusive Penis Restaurant ... yikes !!! ... they all look so chewy ...




Spinning Bowling Ball Trick Shot ... ... wow
*via dragan


04.27.08...

Shark Kills Swimmer in San Diego County ... it's been on the news a lot. ... OFMG ... the shark bit off both his legs at the thighs. ... there are a lot of seals in that area and the guy was wearing a wetsuit and probably looked like a seal.  the shark tasted him... but a human must not have been as delicious as a seal 'cuz the shark just swam off... .... well, i won't be swimming in that area for awhile ...  quote:

"They saw him come up out of the water, scream 'shark,' flail his arms, and go back under,"


Shark Attack Video ... ... it doesn't sound like that guy in the story above had time to go for the shark's eyes ... it's like when earthquake advice tells people to go stand in a doorway where the structure is stronger... but... you can't really walk anywhere in a bad earthquake.  everything is moving ... maybe we're supposed to try and crawl to a doorway.


Balding Penguin Gets Custom Wetsuit ...




XXX ... ... mmmmmmmm ....


Red number is not a cause of death ... that's good to know ...


04.26.08...

Michelle ... ... mmmm ... sexy lady ...


Frenchman eats TV, dinner ... timbulb sent us this article about the guy who can eat everything.  his body is different than ours ...  
*via timbulb


Mutant threatening to wipe out grey squirrel ...
*via pt


04.25.08 ...

Blaine shocks diners by eating glass... for $10K i would eat glass too ...[ i guess you pulverize it with your teeth or something  ... ??? ]


High-tech armband puts your fingers in control ...


XXX ... ... mmmmmmmm .... obviously i'm jonesin' for aria still 'cuz when kimmy [ my friend kimberly lixx ] sent me the link to an aria video the obsession returned ...  OMG


Computers Maintenance ... yuck !!! ... this is disgusting ...


04.24.08...

Battle at Kruger ... ... wow ...   those buffalo are really scary.  my dad was on a safari and he said the guides were terrified of these animals and just shook when they were around them.
*via sgt


Man arrested after trying to fill up imaginary car ...
*via X


Virtual Walls traffic stop lights ...  well...they're hard to miss ...


Monika Vesela in Garden of Eden ... ...   warning ...  hi-res bandwidth hog ...


Pay Attention! Brain Scanners Detect Slip-Ups Before You Do ...


04.23.08...

Adolf Hitler dolls to go on sale in Ukraine ... is this a jeffrey dahmer action figure kinda thing ???


Meth Drug Info and Effects ... ... some friends of mine lost everything... even their kids ... using meth.  now they're off the drug but somehow they're 'different' and i don't like to be around them anymore ... it's sad...
*via milos maric


Food Rationing Confronts Breadbasket of the World ... ygtbk ...
*via craigs


To defeat a malicious botnet, build a friendly one ...


Brazil priest flying party balloons lost at sea ...




Protein test is a crystal ball for breast cancer ...


Tourists pictured on edge of 360ft falls ... this is not new but it's cool to see it again.... makes me want to go there ...[ hmmm ... that's an idea ... ]




04.22.08...

Muslim call to adopt Mecca time ...  WTF??? ... oh puleeze ....  [ pt noted  ... "I loved the phrase: " One geologist argued that unlike other longitudes, Mecca's was in perfect alignment to magnetic north." ... which strikes me as odd as the magnetic north is moving rapidly. ]
*via pt


Elephants Painting! ... Elephant Paints Self Portrait ... Painting elephant 2 ... ...WOW!!! ... some humans believe that animals  don't think just because they don't  use words the same way we do... anyway ... these are very sensitive paintings. it looks like elephants want to express themselves.
*via SGT


XXX ... ...  hi-res bandwidth hog  ...  yummy close-ups


Scary landing tests "beginner" S.Korean astronaut ... astro made a good point ... "Nobody in the mainstream media has picked up on this fact. I think it says a lot about woman's place in our society. And both in the same year as we have the first viable female presidential candidate." ... ... quote:

... Whitson, 48, has become the American with the longest amount of cumulative time in space with 377 days.
*via astro


04.21.08...

Front & Center: Madonna's a $24M Material Girl ...  she always makes me feel like i'm dragging my feet ... awesome business woman.  ... quote:

... she'll get $14 million, or roughly $170,000 per minute, for a 90 minute concert.


04.20.08...

Front & Center:Marilyn Monroe Sex Tape Shocker ... ...


Subliminal messages can influence us in surprising ways - Exposure to national flag brings political moderation ...


Toilet Signs! ... heh




Melissa Midwest ... ...


Brainwave-reading headphones need no batteries ...




Quiz: How Chivalrous Are You? ...


airtrax ... ... wow ...
*via poikilotrm


04.19.08...

korean archery - challenge the impossible ...... OMFG ... and you can see that arrow wobbling in flight... wow ... awesome ... it doesn't seem human to be that perfect ... 
*via poikilotrm


Medianeras: Party walls ...




XXX ... ...


Spider-Pig and Homer Simpson Made of Folders Are Good Excuse for Desktop Clutter Art Contest ...




Decision '08 ... ...
*via poikilotrm


Farmer Learns on Wedding Night that the Wife he met on the Internet isn't a Woman ...


Evolution: 24 myths and misconceptions ...


04.18.08...

Man Convicted for Sexual Harassment Based on Body Odor ... oh so busted ...


Lesbian Sword Fighter ... ... hahahaha ...


Japan’s cyborg research enters the skull ...


Sorenson Announces Squeeze 5 ...


carmen electra  ... ... lookin' hot ... she loves women  ...  yee haa !!! ...


04.17.08...

Angry cross-dresser drives car into store ... i bet he's popular in jail ...quote:

He also told deputies he was homeless and wanted to go to jail because he has nowhere else to go and was sick of freezing in his car at night.
*via craigs


US surgeons accused of filming 'canned laughter' ... hahahaha ... quote:

The victim said that he insulted his partner by criticising the size of his penis and before he knew it the man shoved the can into his anus.


my fave beautiful and voluptuous pornstar ... ...


m a r i a n a m e l o n i ... ...


Neanderthals speak after 30,000 years ...


04.16.08...

Feature on the oral sex function (Honey Flavor) ... sexbots ...




Computers learn to recognise true beauty ...


Biped robot resists abuse from humans ... ... heh... it wears tennis shoes


KARINA ... ...


Over 25? Your web powers have peaked ... WTF???


04.15.08...

Carnal Confusion ...


Madonna: “I’m never going to be old & fat” ... me either .... quote:

She says, “I’m not going to be defined by my age. Why should any woman? I’m not going to slow down, get off this ride, stay home and get fat.


Madden ... ...


'Juno,' 'Lars and the Real Girl': Indie films with a quirk ethic ... IMO both of them are good... but lar's and the single girl is wonderful ... his friends are so sweet to him ...


Casino The Fucking Short Version ... ... this is a repost but i liked that fucking movie ...
*via craigs


04.14.08...

Pam Anderson gets REAL ... this should be interesting...


Ritchie chose cookies over sex with Madonna ... cookie diet ???


What the Hell Happened to Your Face? ... scary... makes you never want to have cosmetic surgery


Oy! Eating champ downs 35 dozen oysters ... i love oysters and i've easily eaten four dozen... but 35 ??? ...that's impressive


Lunas Cam ... ...


The 'Give 'em the evil look' Baby  ... ... haha ... cute kid ...


Guess who is all skin and bones? ... OMFG ... this is sad ... [ i've never seen a thigh look like that  B4 ... yikes ] ...




Spear-Wielding Chimps Studied  ... ...


04.13.08...

XXX ... ...


Canoe made from disposable chopsticks ...


Body-Mod King ... these lumps [horns] look like tumors ... creeps me out .... how could anybody kiss him ???




Swarm of Earthquakes Detected Off Oregon ... yikes!!!


04.12.08...




Baby Mammoth's Innards Scanned ...


One lucky baby ...


Parents Fight Over Which Gang Toddler Should Join ... the dad looks strung out ...
*via craigs


Meggan ... ...


Combat Robot Attempts Rebellion Against Human Masters in Iraq, Army Pulls Plug for 10-20 Years ...


04.11.08...

Orchid's sexual deception triggers ejaculation...... hmmmm ... quote:

Gaskett noticed, however, that dupe wasps (Lissopimpla excelsa) spent a lot of time around tongue orchids. Many left a visible blob on the flower after flying away. "We decided to check if they were wasting their sperm on the flowers,"


XXX ... ...


Indonesian masseuses told to 'padlock pants' ...


04.10.08...

Sex scandal puts future of Formula One official in doubt ...


blacksun products ... what kind of a mask is this B ???




New Max Mosley orgy clips released  ... ... OMG ... zis is gut  ... quote:

... ordered her to dress up in German military uniform and bark orders at him as he was flogged till he bled.
*via daniel p.


XXX ... ...  the free pix are near the bottom of the page ...


Author Probes Sex-Obsessed Scientists in Bonk ...


THE LOOK OF LOVE AND LUST ...


Elephant trapped inside soap bubble ...


04.09.08...

Artificial sperm takes men out of equation ...


DomCon LA ... America's Premier Professional and Lifestyle Domination Convention ... [ hey B... are you going to have a booth there this year so we can see all your fun toys ??? ...
*via B


Limited nuclear war would damage ozone layer ...


the wonderous betty page page ...
*via craigs


Playmobil Rescue Police Station with Jail Cell ...  
*via horizontal pussy


04.08.08...

MONIKA ... ... yeow !!! ... [ scroll down the page for the free images ... ]


Turkey breaks into house ...
*via X


Annie Leibovitz Portraits ...




German man suffering from incurable hunger ...


Gym Jones ... ... intense ... makes me want to work out ... or jump up on a box ... these  guys are so strong yet none of them are all bulked up like weight lifters. it's sexy this way ...


Kids' dress-up day draws Christian ire ... WTF


Man accused of hitting boy with hedgehog ...

04.07.08...

DIY: radio controlled guinea pig ! ... ... hahaha ... that's hysterical .... i love this work....
*via horizontal pussy


singing and dancing guinea pig ... ... hahahaha .... she re-animated her pet guinea pig that died ... 
*via horizontal pussy


Cow-human cross embryo lives three days ... OMFG


Even Charles Manson Digs Creative Commons  ...


Kanojo Toys ... lots of toys for your penis ...


Oops: Would-be bank robber leaves ID behind ...


04.06.08...

Fears grow over Botox safety ...


Get Ready For A Shakira Sex Tape ... mmmm... a three-way... my fave ... altho i would rather see her with other women.  ... she's so sexy .... i hope she makes a video with another woman... [ BTW... why prosecute her??? ]


Computerized toothbrush makes oral hygiene a game ... ...


Single virus gene may cause obesity ... "viral obesity" ... hmmmm ... i wonder when you catch it ??? ... does it suddenly happen one day when you're like forty-six  or something ???


04.05.08...

Ryan Philippe Sex Tape With Kimmel’s Ms. Veatrice ... ... heh ... that lady is pretty funny


Why I Let My 9-Year-Old Ride the Subway Alone ...  when i was nine i went everywhere alone [yes... sometimes i got into trouble]...and no one gave me permission cuz i didn't ask... i just did it. ... i loved my independence ...
*via craigs


Fossil Feces Is Earliest Evidence of N. America Humans ...




04.04.08...

Hot gay sex is for homophobes Psych study links homophobia and homoerotic arousal; Violet Blue wants Jay Leno to know he's safe ... quote:

the study "found that those who are homophobic are much more likely to be aroused by male homoerotic imagery than those who are not.
*via sudie


India's 'curry bomb' against terror ... how about a jalapeno bomb ??? ...


Man put guitar in pants, left store ... wow... a stratocaster


Stripper Hired to Dance at Funeral ... i dated a stripper that danced for me... i loved it ...


XXX ... ...


G-string boasts 518 diamonds, gold tassels ... i couldn't find any pix ...  unfortunately


Elena Vasilieva ... ...


04.03.08...

First movie of 'tsunami' on Sun ... wow ... a million kilometers an hour ...


Super Pii Pii Brothers ... ... heh heh heh ... well... as a woman who loves to pee standing up... this looks pretty fun.




Degu Rodents Now Use Tools Like Little Fuzzy ... ... wowwww ... i'm impressed


Alleged table shagger gets off ... table-fucker update ...
*via X


Spanish burglar nabbed while playing dead ...  hahahaha


Dita Von Teese Exposed As Former Porn Star ... everybody knows that ...


04.02.08 ...

The suit that's turned the swim world on its head ... love speedos and muscles ... too bad the women lose their breasts in the process ...




Pregnant man says bearing child a "human" desire ...


How to transform your arm into a wing ... he needs to take the idea further ...


They're here': The mechanism of poltergeist activity ... hmmmm ...


Joge-e: Two-way pictures ...




XXX ... ...


Cops call woman about car; she tries to buy crack ... surprise


Nine-year-olds in U.S. plotted to tie up, hurt teacher ... this is weird


04.01.08...

Penis. Vagina. Same shit to me ...


Good sexual intercourse lasts minutes, not hours, therapists say ... i guess it's good for those that want to get it over with ... like married people.


Ann Angel all oiled up ... ...


the Ticket Assassin: Your Guide to Fighting California Traffic Tickets ...
*via sgt


03.31.08...

XXX  ... ... mmmm ... porn for monday morn ...


Bellevue man facing charges for having sex with a table ... wtf ...
*via craigs


Student urinates in lunch box in class ... well she told him to use her lunchbox ...
*via X


Church of Scientology's 'Operating Thetan' documents leaked online ... imaginative ... quote:

From those planets, which were over-populated by "about 250 million per planet," came a "head of the Galactic Federation" named 'Xenu' who solved the overpopulation by sending vast numbers of his people to Earth somewhere between "75,000,000 and 4 qadrillion [Sic] years ago." Hubbard says that he brought them to Earth and dropped them off inside volcanoes on an island he describes as Hawaii in the Pacific Ocean. Xenu then captured the ones who escaped after 36 days and exploded the remaining individuals with a hydrogen bomb. Xenu was later "captured after six years of battle" and Earth had since become a "desert."


Homeland Security office filled with feces ...
*via X


FLAMING CURSOR ... cool ... i wish there was a desktop cursor like this
*via sgt