Origami vagina ... ... holiday fun
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Iraq and China Sign $3 Billion Oil Contract ...
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Deer gets revenge ... LOL ... well he deserved it. 
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Preacher killed wife, stuffed body in freezer, police say ...
*via DAVE
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Cat survives being walled in for 7 weeks ...
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Con la iglesia hemos topado ...
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Why it's so hard to swat a fly ...
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Lawyer: Family found finger in dinner ...
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Don't Drop the Soap™ ... ummmm....not a fun  game .......
*via JERSEY PETEY 
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08.31.08...

"How2MakePizza.info: ...
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Brad Pitt saves boy from drowning ... geez... they've become a baby factory. quote:

"I'll have two more by next year."
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Sand Art Sculptures and Figures ... i wonder what they use to hold the sand together ...  ???


*vvia MILOS MARIC
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Painful secrets of Cindy McCain's life ...
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XXX ... ...   
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Michael Jackson turns 50 (+photos, videos) ...
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Sound Off: What Would You Do If You Had A Penis For A Day? ... well... i would want to keep touching it... adjusting it  thru my pants ... getting hard ... make awesome love to my love ... get a blowjob ... feel what it feels like to cum ... but i'd still stay away from the sperm.
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Yimmys Yayo ...
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08.30.08...

Pre-Inca Mask ... wow... blue eyes


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Swedish Loch Ness possibly caught on film ... the image doesn't look solid... it looks like a trail of bubbles behind something moving thru the water...
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Duchovny Enters Rehab…For SEX Addiction! ... WTF... he's so low-key it's hard to believe he's porking everyone he meets. ... propaganda aka publicity
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Is Sex Addiction Real? ...
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Ancient Amazon Cities Found; Were Vast Urban Network ...
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08.29.08...

hey... we're famous ... ...


*via NEMESIS
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Museum defies Pope over crucified frog ... LOL ... quote:

  ... a self-portrait illustrating human angst.


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Two-headed tot under guard ... yikes !!! ... poor thing(s)
*via PT
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Teen accused of sex with dog arrested after police find child porn videos ... i think he needs to be in jail for the rest of his life...  this guy is dangerous ...
*via CRAIGS
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Surfing dogs hit the beach ... love this...
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'Carmen Electra injured in fight with Kim Kardashian ... i wish she'd injure me.... i wonder if she's still in love with joan jett ??? she dumped dave navarro for her...
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California Activist Proposes Wealth Tax and Probably Unconstitutional Exit Tax ... YGTBFK ...
*via POIKILOTRM
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"My dad died having sex' ... LOL ... so i would imagine mathew is well endowed too ... quote:

"I made sure he was naked when they took him because I was just so proud to show off my big old Jim McConaughey - and his gift."
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08.28.08...

Exec behind male supplement Enzyte gets 25 years for fraud ... good ... he deserves it ...
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Jackson's baby-dangling shame continues ...
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Madonna vows to block love letters ... spanky ???
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Damien Hirst Cuts Out the Middle Gal’lery and Sells Direct ... trillionaire ...


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XXX ... ...
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Go Ahead, Frame Your Boobs ... i rather like these.  i hate bras that cover-up and smash my nipples ...


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Pet tortoise rescued from landfill ...
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Woman Forced from Federal Building for Wearing Lesbian T-Shirt ...WTF
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Giant Injury on Set of "America's Got Talent" ... ... they must have dropped him on his head
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08.27.08...

Amsterdam to host Hirst's diamond-encrusted skull ... it's gorgeous... wow ... hirst is so rich ... all of his work sells for millions and millions of dollars now. that's unusual for an artist that isn't dead.


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Doctors' notes for slackers offered on Web ... so now that's it's in the news people won't be able to get away with using 'em anymore.  anyway... isn't it illegal to forge things like this ???
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Google Earth shows cow animal magnetism ... who knew ... ???
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No nuns on catwalk, priest stops "beauty contest" ... update... this doesn't surprise me. i mean... who are they trying to appeal to by showing attractive nuns ??? nuns are supposed to have inner beauty ... this priest must be attracted to these beautiful but unavailable women.   hmmm ... father horndog ... busted.
*via SKJ
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45 Beautiful Motion Blur Photos ... these look like time lapse photographs to me.  while they are all beautiful most lack content... they lend themselves to commercial work.
*via CRAIGS
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Amy Winehouse - Me and Mr Jones Live ... ... she moves her hands and arms in an odd way. 
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08.26.08...

Skeletor aka Christina Ricci ... yikes


Amy Winehouse - Love is a Losing Game ...


Some solar flares may be caused by dark matter ...


Michelle Obama's Thesis ...
*via SGT


Wind turbines make bat lungs explode ...


08.25.08 ...

Python kills careless student zookeeper in Caracas ...


Bark if you see Mary ... WOOF ... it's a miracle


*via CRAIGS


Italian priest organizes beauty contest for nuns ... this should be interesting.  don't nuns have all of their hair cut off ...???
*via JERSEY PETEY


'Ugly' is the new beautiful ...
*via JERSEY PETEY


Rocket Man to jet over Channel ...
*via PT


08.23.08...

Top Ranked Magazines ...  read/download articles from your favorite magazines... cool cool cool


Obama Dragon and McCain Gargoyle Election Year Campaign Sculptures ...
*via STEVE PSENO


XXX ... ...


Fake restaurant invented by author wins prestigious award ... heh


N Korea 'develops special noodle'  ...


A new pillow can wipe out wrinkles, says firm that weaves copper oxide into fabric ...  well... i'm spending all of my time in bed so if i get one of these pillows i should begin to look like i'm 20 years old. so why don't they make copper sheets ???


Newly Discovered Photos from the 1967 Monterey Pop Festival ...


08.22.08...

Clifton Police arrest Ninjas ... intense vigilante arsenal ... throwing stars... four pointed tacks ... quote:

The letters warned drug users and drug dealers that the "Shinobi will stop your cruel and sadistic intentions with justified, yet merciful force."
*via a friend of mine thought i would be interested in reading this ...and i was


Don't come home, Angie tells Brad - report ... hmmm ... do we believe this ??? ...


Meet Yoda, the moggy with the four-ce  ... here's a video ...




Typo vigilantes answer to letter of the law ... lol... i like these guys...

....more info on the grammar police ...

Typo personalities ...


*via CRAIGS


08.21.08 ...

Jodie Foster split could cost millions ... the 'one big happy family' idea is going to be hard to pull off ...


XXX ... ...  


Colin the baby whale euthanized in Sydney ... ... this is better than letting it starve to death.  it's still sad tho.  thanks for the update DOGGe
*via DOGGe


VIDEO: Boat-Suckling Whale in Danger ... ... poor baby ... it's going to die ...


Amy Winehouse On Never Mind The Buzzcocks - Best Bits ... ...


New Zealanders flock to 'boobs on bikes' parade ... the other link was bad and then the correct link was pulled ... [thanks dan for the correction ] ... maybe too many hits or whatever ... anyway... here is another link and  more pix here ... also readers have posted more links to boob pix in the comments [ thanks y'all ] ... looks like a fun party to me...


08.20.08...

Do Corporations Really Pay No Taxes? ...  i posted a link today [ ... 4 posts down ... ] saying that corporations pay no taxes.  a reader took issue with this saying that it's not true and sent me this link as a rebuttal. 
*via GIMMEAN ALLEN


Aggression written in the shape of a man's face ...


Boy in hospital after 'gas lighting' stunt backfires  ...
*via PT


Amy Winehouse Me & Mr. Jones (Fuckery) ... ... one of my faves... this is my ringtone [someone said fuckery means deviousness.]


Study says most corporations pay no U.S. income taxes ...


Dolores Aguilar RIP ...hahahaha.... too funny ...
*via POIKILOTRM


Amy Winehouse James Bond “Quantum Of Solace” Theme Song To Be Released ... heh


Romance for Aztec the alpaca after osteopathy treatment ... 


Saudi boy racers 'skate' out of car doors ... see video here ... ... i'm surprised they have any tread left on their shoes ... and this could give you major stubbed toes ... worse than when your foot slips off of your bike pedal ... [ btw  ... drifting is way cooler than this, i don't understand the reference being made here ... i guess it's cuz they both slide or something ... ???]


08.19.08...

XXX ... ...


Tori Spelling and the case of the mysterious sunken chest ... WTF ... that looks pretty weird ...




Housewives star tries on Madonna's thong ... eeewwww ... i would have stolen it and then washed it first... heh


Baby whale finds new boat to suckle ... oh no ... how sad




Scoundrels, scandals and why women politicos never get caught cheating ...because they're not stupid ...


Wild dolphin teaching others to perform tricks ...


Lawsuit: Man got 9-foot tapeworm from restaurant ... that guy doesn't have a case.  he didn't eat that huge worm... it grew in him...


Lindsay Smiles For Sam ... sam must have a great personality ...


08.18.08 ...

XXX ... ... [ heh heh ... i must be feeling better ... ]


Just In: Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi's Wedding Photo ...




I've won Ronnie ... it's hard to imagine her being sexually attracted him.  when i was 20 i thought 26 was old.
*via PT


Clare County man finds naked college student in driveway ... poor kid... [ older news... but i just found this post in my junk folder  ] ...
*via ScMa


On The Streets For Madonnan ... ... happy birfday madonna ...


Ronnie Wood's lover hits back at critics ... i don't get it... it's been my experience is that it's the married person that initiates the illicit affair ... always always always.  they make the passes... they do the pursuing  [ they can be relentless ] ... they're the ones that made the vow....and they are the ones that are cheating so why do their lovers get called homewreckers ??? ... i don't date married people because i'm no side dish for anyone.  it's terrible for self-esteem. i'm not going to tiptoe around someone else's feelings like that ... but i  don't have any particular reverence for the institution of marriage.  it's not my problem nor my fault if someone's spouse  falls in love and wanders ... fuck 'em... obviously they're in a bad marriage.  WTF??? ...


Kangaroo Scrotum: An Odd Gift from Down Under! ...   it's shaped like a scrotum... yikes.
*via JERSEY PETEY


Starfish hitler 01 ... ... hahahaha ...ygtbfk ... it's about those special effects ...
*via POIKILOTRM


08.17.08...

Sexy Club Girls - Part 1 ... ... hot ... [ ... love trance ....]
 

What to Do With Traumatized Elephant Stirs Up Dallas ... poor thing ... quote:

For years, she suffered from depression and something like post-traumatic stress disorder, mutilating herself with her tusks, snapping steel cables, slamming her head into walls and requiring heavy medication.
 

The Ultimate Speed Bump ... duh ... what did they expect ...


 

Olympic Contenders: The Chicks ... 
 

Death Race - Jensen ejects a can of Napalm ...
 

08.16.08...

Journalists Under Attack in Georgia ... ...
*via POIKILOTRM
 

Hospital: Egyptian woman gives birth to septuplets ... OMFG ... she wanted a boy and got four of 'em
 

Bad tattoos: a gallery of ink that stinks ... some fugly tatts here ...


*via CRAIGS


Madonna turns 50 ... ...



Bigfoot fails DNA test ... surprise ...


Russia threatens nuclear attack on Poland over US missile shield deal ...
 

Jolie seeks Catwoman tips from porn star ... hmmmm ... i wish she wanted me to give her some pointers ...  i wonder how she and Tera Patrick met ??? ... there are some intense comments at the bottom of the page.
 

How "Gene Doping" Could Create Enhanced Olympians ...
 

Georgia: A Blow to U.S. Energy ...
 

08.15.08...

Ancient Cemetery Found; Brings "Green Sahara" to Life ... ... wow ... 7700 to 6200 B.C.
 

Ellen DeGeneres to wed this weekend ...
 

Beijing Olympics opening ceremony: Soldiers 'wore nappies' ... i bet they loved that ...
 

Lego robot solves Rubik's Cube ... ...
 

Phantom High Speed Movie Gallery ... ...  the Snuffed Candle looks more like a liquid than a gas [ or whatever it is that's around a candle flame.... ] ... anyway ... everything seems to move like a liquid, don't you think ???  ... like mountains and glass and air etc ... [ hmmm ... that sounds like ZEN TAOISM BUDHISM  eastern ...  ]
  [ BTW... this is comment number 16000 ... wow ... that's a lot of comments ]

HIGH SPEED DIGITAL IMAGING SYSTEMS ...


08.14.08...

XXX ... ...


Amy Winehouse singing racist song (banned but here you can see it) ... ... nothing like a schmuck for a husband ... [ i've posted this before i believe ]


Israeli PM 'offers Palestinians 93% of West Bank' ...


Giant 3,300 Lbs Stingray Caught by Local Fisherman ... too bad they killed it ...




Robert Downey Jr's risky role reversal ... and he really looks black ...




Stretchable circuitry for soft machines ...


Are Gymnasts Pushed Too Far? ...
*via davenetics


08.13.08...

Zip-code Based Premiums Come to an End in California ... ...  it's about fucking time ...
*via SGT


Burger King employee bathes in sink ... yuck
*via CRAIGS


Blue Screen of Death Strikes Bird's Nest During Opening Ceremonies Torch Lighting ... hahahaha ... i was watching but missed that...
*via SARA JANE


Infant Swimming Resource ... ... my little brother started 'swimming' when he was six months old. 
*via POIKILOTRM


Grandma charged with driving with child on roof ... WTF ... she was holding on to the baby's leg ??? ... duh ...
*via CRAIGS


08.12.08...

Escaped 'giant poo' causes chaos ... 'complex shit' ... heh




Paul Rolly: Is dog cloner same woman accused of raping missionary? ... this reminds me of the rockefeller guy who recently kidnapped his daughter ... both have police records so why would they do anything that would invite an investigation ???  ... dumb ...
*via CRAIGS


Most Direct Evidence of Dark Energy Detected ...


Western Concern Grows Over Oil, Gas Pipes Through Georgia ...


XXX ... ...


Sean Penn fooled by fake penis ...


Triumph displays may be hard-wired ...


08.11.08...

Isaac Hayes - Shaft - live 1973 ...


Faster, Higher, Sexier: 20 Hot Summer Olympic Athletes ... nice muscles


Man Almost Loses Penis Humping Steel Bench ... ...


Hayes, 'Shaft' singer and disco presage, dies ...


The Which Chick has a Dick Test ... ... i got 18/41 ... gads ... it said i was a Bumpkin .... but ... it's not easy to tell just  by looking at the faces.   and even then... some of the chicks with dicks around here look exactly like beautiful women... period ...


Britney Spears grabs the role of a violent lesbian stripper ...


XXX ... ...


Businessman uses Aston Martin to decapitate himself in horrific suicide as revenge against his ex-wife ...


Early Europeans quickly got a taste for milk ... interesting... we were all lactose intolerant 'in the beginning'  ...quote:

Other studies indicate that the people of the era lacked the enzymes to digest animal milk in its fresh form, but if it had been stored in the form of cheese or butter they would have been able to consume it


Paul Newman 'weeks to live' ...


08.10.08...

Olympics Opening Ceremony Bursts With Color ...




XXX ... ...


08.09.08...

2008 Olympics Opening Ceremony ...




Vienna celebrates Venus centenary ... so beautiful ... she's always been one of my faves ...


*via PT


XXX ... ...


Buttered Floor War ... ... LOL  [ ouch ]
*via POIKILOTRM


Healthier eating tastes better thanks to a clever trick ...


Judge cracks up over "smelly bum" insults ...


Huge Insectarium Opens ... ...


08.08.08 ...

Obama, McCain pick favourite superheroes ...


IGN Demo... ...  WOW ... cool
*via POIKILOTRM


Injured Morgan Freeman seeks divorce ...


Sweet men ...


08.07.08...

Ashley Dupre Sex Tape ... ...


111-year-old lizard to be a dad ...


Obama suggests reparations to blacks, Native Americans ...  WOW...
*via POIKILOTRM


I Kissed A Girl (Parody) - Katy Perry - Elderly Remix ... ... gads... 'soft wrinkled skin, stretched saggy chin, a tooyhless grin'  ... yikes ...


March of Shame ... .... actually the worst part about  leaving the next morning is having to go outside without your sunglasses...
*via CRAIGS


08.06.08...

Amy Winehouse's mundane new album ... wtf ...well ... Back to Black is  going to be a tuff act to follow ... i listen to that a lot ...


Naked ambition: Britain's Olympians strip down as they prepare to make history in Beijing ... nice ...


*via ScMa


Eva Mendes Is Too Hot For TV (On Purpose) ... ...


Big Win for Net Neutrality ...


XXX ... ...  


Plant Drops Labor Day For Muslim Holiday ...
* via sgt


Shakira ... ... i am a huge shakira fan... there's not much of her singing on this clip... just her belly dancing from behind ... heh heh ... great butt. [ almost as nice as kimmy lixx's ]


08.05.08 ...

Possible lung found floating in canal ...


Erotic Heritage Museum opens with wild party ... heh ... quote:

Murray dressed as a half-man and half-woman and married himself in the chapel on the opening night of the museum.


Crocodile Scarring ... ... they're beautiful once they've healed...


XXX ... ...  


6-Legged Deer Gets New Home After Dog Attack ... poor thing... [ ... it's got such a sweet face... ]




Buff Olympic Babes ...




08.04.08...

Stampede kills 145 at remote Hindu temple in India ... quote:

"I fail to understand why God was so cruel to us," he said.


eva mendes ... yummmmm




World's smallest snake discovered ... looks like a small worm ...




Meet Vivienne & Knox Jolie-Pitt ... that little tiny thing is laughing ...




60 Belgian Women Sing Radiohead’s ‘Creep" ... ...


XXX ... ...
*via KIMMY LIXX


Man Who Assisted in Burning Girlfriend’s Ex-Lover Wins Appeal ...


Dame Helen Mirren named in sexy stomach poll ... geez... with luck maybe i'll have a sexy stomach when i'm 63... europe is so cool about women aging,  she's 63 and still a sex symbol...  in the US people wouldn't even want to see her in a bikini.  i think i'll move ....


08.03.08...

Zeitgeist: The Movie ... ...
*via DAVE


Parallels between Jesus & Horus, an Egyptian God ...
*via DAVE


XXX ... ...  


Using your browser URL history to estimate gender ... well... it missed my gender.... somehow that doesn't surprise me... quote:

Likelihood of you being FEMALE is 38%  Likelihood of you being MALE is 62%
*via NEMESIS


Alleged thief stuck under trash bin for 12 hours ...
*via X


08.02.08...

New Manta Ray Species Discovered, Expert Says ... quote:

Manta rays are graceful giants in the ray family that can weigh over 4,400 pounds ...




Mini-Me suing ex-girlfriend, claims she beat the midget snot out of him ... he needs a midget lover that will appreciate him ... like i Hans n the movie 'freaks'... remember when hans falls in love with the regular sized trapeze lady who only wants him for his money but he dumps his loving midget GF for her anyway... ???    [ i think the human sausage kills the trapeze lady ... right ??? ]... BTW ... isn't verne a dwarf and not a midget ???


Solar Eclipse Seen Around the World Friday ...




Brangelina Twins -- 14 Million Dollar Babies ...


Jolie-Pitt Twins Conceived Through In Vitro ... WTF ??? ... they didn't want to have to keep 'doing it' ... weird

XXX ... ... yeow ...
*via KIMMY LIXX


Lesbians In Love….and Getting Married! ... and a let's have a big 'yee haa' for gay marriage !!! ...[ hey i'd get married for the right woman ... ]


Man faces divorce after penis extension breaks during sex ...


08.01.08...

Kunyaza, the secret to female orgasm   ... hmmmm ... made me hot just reading about it ...


ION USB turntable ... i wonder how many people still have vinyl around ...
*via POIKILOTRM


Sleeping habits reveal all about couples ...


The ultimate orgasm guide ...


Woman Finds Jesus On Cheeto, Baptizes Him "Cheesus"  ...
*via  CRAIGS