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..::: DECEMBER 2008 :::..


Angelina Jolie's uterus benched ... this is probably a good thing ...
*via jezebel
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D.C. cops caught stealing from Toys for Tots on Christmas eve ... twits ...
*via POIKILOTRM
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Brinks: Home Security For Modern Day Damsels In Distress ...  also get a gun and learn how to shoot it ......
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Police Have No Duty To Protect Individuals ...
*via POIKILOTRM

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Eurythmics star launches sex toy ...
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Radical alternatives proposed for cannabis controls ... yes... it's about time.... legalize marijuana and gay marriage and all will be well.  .... quote:

... report concludes that it is far less harmful to users and to society in general than other illicit drugs such as heroin and cocaine, and far less damaging than the legal drugs tobacco and alcohol
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12.30.08..

As if Things Weren't Bad Enough, Russian Professor Predicts End of U.S. ... all of this is going to happen in one year ??? ... quote:

California will form the nucleus of what he calls "The Californian Republic," and will be part of China or under Chinese influence.

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Hamster powers environmentally friendly paper shredder ... i don't believe this ...
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$64,000 Luxury Turntable Defies Recession ... wtf
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XXX ... nasty ...  
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Bristol Palin Welcomes a Son ...   remember this story ... Bristol Palin’s Future Mother-in-Law Busted for Drugs ...
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Man dies after genitials 'set on fire by wife' ...
*via PT
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Most extreme news stories of 2008 ...
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12.29.08...

Inventor's 2020 vision: to help 1bn of the world's poorest see better ...
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50 Most Shocking Celeb Photos - 2008 ... these are fun... 
*via PT

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X-mas babe  ... ...
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Saying yes to anyone, WaMu built empire on shaky loans
... the executives should go to jail... in addition to paying the taxpayers back.
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Designer Babies Are a Terrible Idea ...
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FDA OKs 1st Eyelash Drug Latisse ...  i love this ...
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Scientists plan to ignite tiny man-made star ...
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12.28.08...

PIRELLI CALENDAR ... ... pick a year ... the calendar galleries go back to 1964...
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Siphonophore: Deep-sea superorganism (video) ...
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Sultry `Santa Baby' singer Eartha Kitt dies at 81 ... she always seemed kinda scary to me... not sexy
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No iBoobs for iPhone ... heh ...   the video is here
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Lennon in TV ad 28 years after his death ... this is kinda weird.  plus ... there's an immense potential for abuse here.
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12.27.08...

Auditorium ...  noisy ...
*via CRAIGS

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iPhone Fart App Rakes in $10,000 a Day ... i know LOTS of people think farts are funny... 
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XXX ... nasty ...
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Top 11 Weirdest Burgers: A Tribute ...




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Make up Some Block-Rocking Beats With Your Restless Leg Syndrome
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12.26.08...

500RPM Chain gun ... how to make yourself a toy ... 
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12.25.08...

Margaret Cho, Anna Nicole, And Mistletoe ... noisy ... i miss anna nichole's silliness ...
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2008: The Year In Band Names ...
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50 Vanity Plates That Slipped By The DMV
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Body works: Photographs from the weird world of bodybuilding ... yikes !!! ... these people don't look healthy ...
*via PT

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XXX ... nasty ...
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12.24.08...

TOP TEN SPACE PHOTOS ...


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Council removes 'Urinate in public' signs ... LOL ... i love this ...
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XXX ... nasty ...
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Homosexuality is as great a threat as rainforest destruction, says Pope ... well that settles it...
*via PT

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Pain Hurts More If Person Hurting You Means It ...
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Why men struggle when asked about love ...
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12.23.08...

Scorpion Queen holds scorpion in mouth for two minutes ... yikes ..... eeewww ... omg ... it gives me the heebie jeebies just to look at them ....




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LUST OR LIFE ...
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Jayme Langford ... nasty ...   pretty girl ...
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GOOG-411 ...noisy ... cool idea and it's totally free ... they'll even send you a map of the area you're calling... i guess you have to like their selection of businesses to choose from ... or something.   try it ...  1-800-466-4411 *via SGT
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Blind man navigates maze ... wow... i can see and i still bump into things.  how'd he do that ??? ... quote:

TN was "not aware of doing anything exceptional" and thought all he had done was walk straight ahead along a long corridor.

*via PT
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12.22.08...


Bristol Palin’s Future Mother-in-Law Busted for Drugs ...  YGTBFK ...  this is interesting ...  levi's mom makes and deals drugs !!! ... well... that's pretty stupid under these circumstances,  did she really think she wouldn't be investigated ??? ... even joe the plumber was investigated. i wonder if palin is still in favor of their marriage ???  her daughter is certainly bad for palin's image ... [ altho no one can control teenagers ...
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Beer goggles last longer for women ... OMFG... this is terrible ...quote:

Even women who had the equivalent of five drinks a month scored less in the test than those who had no drinks. Each additional drink led to a reduced score. . 

*via PT
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$2 million burglary at Paris Hilton's home! ...
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'Sex chip' will have us wired, Oxford University researcher Morten Kringelbach says ... and can it be hacked so other people can control your sex urge ??? ... or can it get a sex virus .... heh ... what a thought. 
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Angelina Jolie Lookin’ Mighty Fine ... btw ... her movie 'watched' is pretty fun ...
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12.21.08...

A boy aged one has been found living rough on the streets in Argentina being kept alive by cats ...
*via PT

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Jerry Brown asks California Supreme Court to void gay-marriage ban ... of course... it's unconstitutional.  there was a time when the majority of people in the south didn't think blacks should able to attend white schools either ... but it was unconstitutional and the federal government had to step in and force the white schools to integrate ...it did not matter that the majority of the people in that area were vehemently against it...   and now we have a black president.  the gay-marriage ban is unconstitutional and  is going to be repealed.
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Who did most to knock man off his pedestal? ... interesting comments
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XXX ... nasty ...
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Multiple Kill Vehicle Completes Hover Test ... shit... we're all dead ... see video here ... noisy ...
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lots of pretty girls ... ... nice selection
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12.20.08...

the
'Bye bye Bettie Page  page ... [ link fixed ... *thanks dave ] ... noisy  ... nice... a lot of these pics and videos i've never seen before ... [ back  in the days when women had natural breast and kept their bushes ... yummm... ]



   
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Explosive Dog Collar Keeps Heads Above Water ... lol ...


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RIAA shuts down its lawsuit machine ...  it was a stupid policy to begin with ... it changed absolutely nothing ... let's see how the ISP police do... before cable used to copy music off of the radio ... after that i i copied it off of cable.  is that illegal too ??? ... quote:

Incidentally, the Journal includes some numbers about the imminent death of the album. In 2003, 656 million albums were sold. In 2007, that had fallen to 500 million CDs and digital albums combined -- with 844 million individual song downloads sold
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The Way We Were: Life Magazine Photos Of Women In The 1980s ... before woody married his daughter ....


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XXX ... noisy nasty ...
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Take a Chill Pill, Walk On Top of LED-enabled Panels/Stars
... interesting idea but ....kinda pricey for a footpath ...quote:

he 2-inch by 2-inch square panel modules currently go for $180 each, and the ones that are 4-inch by 4-inch are $580.
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Prop 8 proponents seek to nullify same-sex marriages ...
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Arianna dancing with Beyonce - Single Ladies ... noisy  ... so cute... she's a dancer that's  still a baby ...
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Mice 'started' fire which killed 100 cats ...
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12.19.08...

Monkeys go ape at their trainer ... good for them ...
*via PT
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Backyard boffin's shocking hobby ... click on pic below to go  to his website.  his work is gorgeous ... i think this is a re-post...


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New condom measures penis size ... these won't be very popular with most guys.  pretty dumb idea ...
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"Cult of Dead" Cave Restored ...noisy ...
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First cases of touch-emotion synaesthesia discovered ...
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aria ... nasty ...
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Boy has foot removed from brain ... more accurate info on the little boy ...[ the link below on 12.18,08 is about the same baby except there are pix ...
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12.18.08...

Springs newborn had foot, other body parts, embedded in brain ... YIKES !!!


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SPACE PHOTOS ...


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Alleged stalker attacks Lindsay Lohan ... wtf ... quote:

he immediately attacked her and started yelling 'I love her, I love her
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Suspicious wife who demands to smell husband's genitals beaten ...
*via CRAIGS
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Antikythera: A 2,000-year-old Greek computer comes back to life ... noisy ...
*via POIKILOTRM
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Folks Take Cellphones To The Grave ...
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12.17.08... +

ZooBorns ... zoo babies


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!! OMG, they're naked: Australian Footballers !! ...


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XXX ... nasty ...     
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Cyanide Millipede, Huge Spider Among New Species ...


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First Lady sues for nude Carla bag ...
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Winnipeg man guilty of 2nd-degree murder for dismembering sex partner in bathtub  ...
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Biplane collides with cow in internet hit video ... noisy ... lol ... oops ...
*via PT

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Scarlett Johansson To Sue UK Cosmopolitan ... weird ... what made them think they could get away with this ??? 
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12.16.08...

Computer virus art by Alex Dragulescu ...
*via POIKILOTRM

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The Combover: An Awesomely Bad Photo Gallery ... LOL ...
*via CRAIGS
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CIA Embedded in Every State Government
...
*via POIKILOTRM

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XXX ... nasty ...
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Beautiful asian girls playing football in mud ...
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What Stars' Signatures Say About Them ...
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When piranhas attack ...  YIKES !!!  ... not for the squeamish ... [ ... you've been warned. ]
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City Of Cleveland Slams Browns Fans With A ‘No Motorized Couches’ Law ...
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Dolly impersonator sings for 48 hours ... YGTBFK ...
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12.15.08... +

Artist uses thousands of crayons to create Crayola sculptures ... sculptures that melt... 


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Poltergeist traps burglar ...
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TOP TEN PHOTO GALLERIES: Most Viewed of 2008 ...


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'Change' voted Japan's character of the year ...
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XXX ... nasty ...  
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Weird news review of the year 2008 ...


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To see your team score is like sex ... it's a guy thing ...
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Eye For An Eye ...
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A life thrown into turmoil by $100 donation for Prop. 8
... that's not right ...
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12.14.08... +

Pinup queen Bettie Page dies at 85 ... so cute ...


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Betty Page ... ... nice black and whites ...
*via NEMESIS

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Slain S&M Lawyer Tried to Protect Dom Girlfriend ... tickle torture ??? ... quote:

'Jade Vixen - she's the greatest fetish model since Betty Page.'



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XXX ... nasty ...  
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Zzz-mail: What happens when sleepwalkers go online ... LOL ... quote:

One read: "Come tomorrow and sort this hell hole out. Dinner and drinks, 4.pm,. Bring wine and caviar only."
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Winehouse Photog Gets Prison ... [ link fixed ] ... it was a sting ... the photogs were pigs to set people up like that ...
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Obama may make Powell Mideast envoy ... powell is 71 ??? ... he looks more like he's in his 50's ...
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Arab Muslim Clerics: 'Slaughter the Jews on the Land of Hevron!' ... people that devote their lives to slaughtering other people have lives that are based on hate. ...  that's all they think about... hate.  it's sad ... quote:

suicide bombing attacks to "slaughter the Jews" in Israel.
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12.13.08... +

EXCLUSIVE: LILY ALLEN SHOPPING UNDER THE INFLUENCE ... LOL ... [ link fixed ...*thanks to RGROSSE ]


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Orangutan's spontaneous whistling opens new chapter in study of evolution of speech ...


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Michael Jackson is gravely ill and needs a lung transplant ...
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A Near-Majority of Women Prefer Internet to Sex... Large Majority of Men Cower in Fear ... heh
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'Mind-reading' software could record your dreams  ... whether it is ethical or not people are still going to do this... just like cloning.   omg... our fantasies will be visible.  how embarrassing
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XXX ... nasty...  
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Is Colin Powell Coming Out … Against Don't Ask Don't Tell? ...
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Jungreis urges Jews to prepare for the coming of Messiah ...
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Artistically arty … i don't find it attractive... but it is interesting ...
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12.12.08... +

Boy survives arrow shot through the eye  ... OMFG ...


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Man sprays 'toilet-papering' teens with fox urine ... WTF ... spraying fox urine is illegal ???
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Sky Show Friday: Biggest, Brightest Full Moon of 2008 ...


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VIDEO: Rare White Lion Cubs Born ... noisy ... omg ... so cute. 

XXX ... nasty ...  
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Danger lavatories putting male toddlers at risk: doctors ... this is NOT new...
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obscene losses ...
*via CRAIGS

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Conchords star makes bad baby names list ...
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12.11.08... +

Skull Spikes, Arm Ears and 5 Other Things We'll Never Do To Our Bodies ...


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Happiness is like a Virus ...
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Jon Stewart smacks down Mike Huckabee on gay marriage ... noisy ...  ...  stewart makes some good points... the best being that religion is more of a lifestyle choice than homosexuality.  truth is i like huckabee... not his politics certainly but he's a nice guy with a good sense of humor. his new book is called 'do what is right' because of course he knows what is right.... the bible defines that for him.   well.  it's obvious that he is unable to defend his position opposing gay marriage... quote:

"I'll tell you this: Religion is far more of a choice than homosexuality. And the protections that we have for religion? We protect religion -- and talk about a lifestyle choice -- that is absolutely a choice. Gay people don't choose to be gay. At what age did you choose not to be gay?"
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XXX ... nasty ...
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New Jersey Commission Says Gays Should be Allowed to Marry ... finally more and more people are realizing that democracy is about equality and not majority rule.  our constitution protects the right of the minority from ignorant bullies who think they know what is 'right'  for everyone else.   hurray for the enlightened people of New Jersey.  it's just a matter of time until the rest of the states follow suit.  yeee haaaa...  it's about fucking' time ... quote:

"This commission finds that the separate categorization established by the Civil Union Act invites and encourages unequal treatment of same-sex couples and their children," the report says.
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If I could review "Twilight" (the book) in three letters, they would be "WTF" ... hilarious review of twilight ... a story about mormon vampires ...
*via
MONKEYFILTER
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Damien Hirst Corporation Layoffs ... even artists are laying people off ...
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Dame Elizabeth Loves The Gays ... the abbey is cool ...
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12.10.08... +

Reality Show About 500-Pound Woman, Ruby, Shines ... noisy ... sweet
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Cold sore virus might cause Alzheimer's  ... gads .... everyone in my fanily gets cold sores.  my mom, dad. both of my brothers [one is adopted], my sister and i get them.  ... as a kid i just thought everyone had them.  but... there is no altzeheimer's in the family ... so far.... yikes !!!
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Five Sexist Trends the Advertising World Just Can't Shake ...
*via CRAIGS

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XXX
... nasty ...
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Caterpillar invasion so bad Yandaran residents can't stand still ...   OMFG .... this is disgusting... quote:

"It's like something is out of whack somewhere in the environment for them to be like this, munching through everything," said resident Dallas Boothey, who wears a protective suit to shield herself from the caterpillar's itchy little hairs.



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12.09.08... +

50s Titties ... nasty ...  funny vibrators ...
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Peruvian chefs serve up world's largest ceviche ... yummmm
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'World's most senior tattooed woman': Age no bar! ... i read an interview she did a few years ago.  she was asked out of all her tattoos and piercings what hurt the most.  she had genital piercings etc...etc ... she said it was her feet.  she said that tattooing the tops of her feet was excruciating.  check out all the  penises [ penes , peni ] she has on her head. ... eeeewwww ... they creep me out for some reason. ... maybe because they look like alien pods
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Sex act fatal crash driver jailed  ... idiot
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Virgin Mary in woman's brain? ... noisy...  it's from all the praying she's done. she probably wants to make enough money to retire ...
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XXX ... nasty ...
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Dog Saves Road-Injured Dog ... noisy...
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Woman sets fire to house by lighting husband’s ….(NSF squeamish men)  ...
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12.08.08... +

Ray Charles, Jerry Lee Lewis, Fats Domino boogie ... live ... noisy ... WOW ... this is fun.... are these guys still alive ???
*via
SGT
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the Amero ... noisy ... OMFG ...  the Amero is the currency that is going to be used when the US dollar collapses ... is demonetized and becomes worthless next year   ... [they did something like this in brazil a few years ago] ...leading to a civil war next year ... WTF WTF WTF  ... so ... buy gold, silver and foreign currency now to keep from becoming destitute in 2009 ...well this is a terrifying idea. next year seems kinda soon for this...
*via SGT
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REAL Bettie Page TV Interview - Her Life In Her OWN Words ... noisy ...  this is wonderful ...
*via Twy
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Charlie in the Prague Sessions  ... nasty ...
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12.07.08...

Casino says offer was mistake, tries to cover loss ... and if the situation was reversed the casinos wouldn't help anyone out ... ever. they're a bunch of thugs...[ ...hey i used to be a blackjack dealer ... it put me thru school for awhile ] ... the people should redeem their rewards. ... the casinos can afford it.
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Mum burns word 'wimp' on daughter's neck with cigarette ... pigmother ...
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Are you on catnip camera? ... sweet  kitty camera ...
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Man dies from picking his nose  ... who knew ??? ...
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Mug Shot Metamorphosis ... OMG ... what a waste of time and money
*via CRAIGS
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Amsterdam to close many brothels, marijuana cafes ... boooo ... at least they are keeping the windows.  that's the best part....
*via JERSEY PETEY
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'Britney' perv gets an Asbo ... WTF ...


*via PT
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Simpson, appearing contrite, is sentenced to up to 33 years in prison ... quote:

Roger told reporters Friday that he twice had offered the men a plea deal -- once during the trial -- but that "Mr. Simpson wanted something just short of a public apology." His sentence, Roger said, is lengthier than what prosecutors had proposed


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Britney: On The Record: "I'm Sad" ... noisy ...
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12.06.08...

Dog Having a Blast in the Snow ... noisy ...  LOL ...
*via JERSEY PETEY
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Caganers: figurines of defecating world leaders in Catalan nativity scenes ...


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Your amazing brain: Top 10 articles from 2008 ...
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VIDEO: Robots Controlled by Cell Phones ... noisy ... hmmm...the inventor made the female robot his  own height and he made the male robot taller than is.... he probably thinks being taller makes a man look more virile.
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Pinup Bettie Page hospitalized after heart attack ... oh no... it doesn't sound like she is going to live very much longer ...  Bettie Page 1950 ... noisy ... Bettie Page Cult Classic Bubble Bath Movie Scene ... noisy...


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India's use of brain scans in courts dismays critics ... yikes!!! ... this is terrifying ... what if the person has an immense imagination and the  ability to empathize ??? ... their brains would be flashing in all the right and the wrong places ... quote:

Some scientists predict the end of lying as we know it.
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girls kissing ... nasty...
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Dog survives after freezing to sidewalk ...
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12.05.08...

Stone Age site reveals 'extraordinary' artworks ...
*via JERSEY PETEY
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An Atlas of The Universe ... cool ...
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Inventive Teen Girls Discover New Form Of Self Mutilation ... it' looks like a form of body modification instead of just 'cutting' ...


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Spanish Inquisition left genetic legacy in Iberia ...  i'm have Sephardic on my spanish side ...
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Radiologists uncover, label new teen affliction ... more on the above story  ... it's imteresting ...
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City says pizzeria butchered deer; manager claims misunderstanding
...
*via CRAIGS

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Wounded Iceman Made Epic Final Journey, Moss Shows ...
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Boy George 'too fat' to have attacked escort ... trminds me of that guy who said his penis was too smalll for him to have raped a woman.  he brought pics of his weeny to court.
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12.04.08...


The strange phenomenon of fungi that shine in Japan ...
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VIDEO: "Body Swapping" Becomes "Reality" ... noisy
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i made my amy into a junkie ... oh please ... the dude is a scumbag ...
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Husband: Wife shot during sex ...
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12.03.08...

"Phenomenal" Gorilla Baby Discovery in Congo ... noisy ... their fingers look just like ours ... [ ... and their eyes do too of course ]
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Barbie Boob Job ... wow ... this is great ...


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How Many Madonna Poses Can Britney Strike In One Television Appearance? ... a lot of them ...
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Crystal menace: Coming soon ...  omg ... check out the slide show.  i've seen meth mouth before but these facial changes are scary. that's enough to put you off meth forever.  
via PT
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12.02.08...

Soviet cosmonauts conceal truth about UFOs ...
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Dutch ban magic mushrooms but ''trips'' still sold ...


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11-year-old Estero boy arrested for threatening mother with steak knife ... the kid's the spawn of satan ...
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Swiss approve prescription heroin ... noisy ...
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Hands-free phones not risk-free for drivers ...
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12.01.08...

Britain on top in casual sex league ... so... the brits are sluts... who knew??? ... personally most of my sex has been casual ... i mean... you can't marry everyone you're attracted to.
*via PT
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Britney Spears - Womanizer ... noisy ... it's like a broadway show ..  she looks good... healthy anyway.  


*via POPBYTES
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Amy Winehouse meets with divorce lawyers in the hospital ...
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Research on mice links fast food to Alzheimer's ... OMFG
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Amanda Jenssen - Amarula Tree ... noisy ...
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