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..: june 2008 :..

06.30.08 ...

Model's death ruled as suicide ...
*via DAVE



Lanier plans to seal off rough ’hoods in latest effort to stop wave of violence ...
*via POIKILOTRM



aria ... nasty ...  


Lorena Bobbitt, 15 Years Later ... ...


06.29.08...

Prestonwood Minister Arrested In Online Sex Bust ...
*via DAVE



Play Hedgehog Launch ... noisy ... OMG ... i love this game ... it's addicting... here's what craig has to say about it ... "On Day 46 I stopped being lazy and started using the arrows. I racked up over $5,000 in prizes. Then on Day 47, I really torqued the rocket and used parachutes and e-rockets to rack up $9,000. On Day 48, I racked up $61,000. Then I bought everything and launched the hedgehog into space. I suggest you don't play this one-handed, and make liberal use of your arrows. Then it won't take you so many days."
*via CRAIGS


A Video Portrait Of Barack Hussein Obama ... noisy ... propaganda
*via
SGT


Verne Troyer Sex Tape Update: Gigantic Lawsuit Edition ...


XXX ... nasty ...   


06.28.08...

Mini-Me Sex Tape Coming To Make You Impotent Forever ... hmmmm


'Naked Cowboy' can sue makers of M&Ms ...
*via THOSE FABULOUS DUNNES


Amy Winehouse's Scandalous Sex Photos! ...  amy is unbelievably talented and i love her work... but watching her sex doesn't have much appeal ...


Neave Television ...telly without context ... noisy ...
* via CRAIGS


Man dressed as penis disrupts graduation ... heh heh ... it's a funny idea ...


*via PHALLUS


female body parts and the beautification of them ... nasty ... academic ... but nice


06.27.08...

XXX ... nasty ...


The New York City Waterfalls ...   these probably sound cool ... better than traffic anyway ... altho... with your eyes closed and some distance traffic can sound like the ocean.  it's weird but oddly relaxing when landlocked ...


UFOs 'invade' Northern Territory town ... so ... why don't they have any pixs ??? ... obviously they had plenty of time ... it doesn't make sense ... it's collusion... a conspiracy... they were hovering helicopters ...


Swedes try drive-in weddings ... quote:

A gospel choir and a priest singing Elvis tunes will provide the soundtrack to the festivities, Asterlund said.



11 killed as driver 'attempts suicide' ...


06.26.08...

Nettle-eaters compete at nettle-eating championships ... noisy ... yikes ... that green tongue is intense...


Christopher Dodd’s “Housing Legislation” Has Hidden Wholesale Data Dump - Targets U.S. Citizens And Businesses - Nearly Every Online Purchase, Sale, And Credit Card Transaction To Be Reported To The Federal Government ...
*via
SGT


how to draw anatomic face in 2,5 min ... noisy ...


'In 5 years, people will be having sex with robots'
... it would be better than a vibrator i guess...  i wonder if they'll be able to give good head ??? ... quote:

"Imagine a doll with a vibrating penis that has all the sensors and puts its arms around her and says all the right things," said Levy.



XXX ... nasty ...


Stepdad accused of sexual attack on boy due in court this week ... disgusting psychopathic pigfather ... ... quote:

The skin of the child‘s penis was allegedly ripped off and thrown to a dog to eat.



06.24.08...

Amy Winehouse: Emphysema at 24 Very Rare, Experts Say ... quote:

“She could be getting emphysema from chronic smoking of crack or enough episodes of acute crack lung,”



Penis Candy Not So Dandy ... LOL ... they should sell them on e-bay... i'd buy some...


*VIA ROBERT


George Carlin mourned as a counterculture hero
...
*via DAVE


06.23.08...

Dad says Winehouse has emphysema ...  she's only 24 ... and a singer ... quote:

... and has been warned by doctors that she will die if she continues smoking drugs,



[ BTW ... her dad has called on drug dealers to help her recovery by refusing to supply her with crack cocaine.  [... well ...obviously daddy is having a pipedream about fantasy drug dealers ]


Giant penis man is disappearing ...




Cassini Nears Four-year Mark ... wow ... gorgeous




Transhumanism: Transhuman Era to Begin? ... interesting ...


Male Geeks Finally Get Robot Girlfriends ...  so who wants to kiss it ??? ... these robots aren't kissable yet ... quote:

EMA, Eternal Maiden Actualization, produced by Sega Toys, is 15 inches tall and kisses on command,





4 Amazing Ancient Cities of Color ...


06.22.08...

World's Ugliest Dog 2008 ... OMG ... why do you suppose so many of the dog's tongues hang out ???




The world’s ugliest dog - in memoriam ...   OMFG ... he looks like a demon ... quote:

SAM is the three times, undefeated champion of the “World’s Ugliest Dog” contest (2003, 2004, 2005)





XXX ... nasty ...  


Forget Your Scooter, We Have Nano ... i crashed my scooter  and i could use a cheap ride ... but being enclosed in this tiny car looks claustrophobic ... and yet 50 mpg has it's own appeal.




06.21.08...

Soldier Attacked While Training ... noisy ... lol ....
*via nemesis



Sixth British Columbia stray foot a hoax ...


Dems give Bush FISA bill ... noisy ...


Scientists believe Mars lander exposed ice crumbs ...




Mars Phoenix Tweets: "We Have ICE!" ...


Men and women think differently, study shows
... surprise ...


3D mountains ... ... cool
*via camilly



Today is the happiest day of the year according to Cliff Arnall's maths formula ... works for me ...
*via PT


XXX ... nasty ...    


06.20.08...

Banksy's website ...


*via X


Foot mystery baffles Mounties ... an update on those feet that are wahing up on the beaches in vancouver ...


Why bad boy Bond will always get the girl ...
*via PT



In Vestimentis Ursum. There's a robot beneath the fluff
... heh ...


*via CRAIGS



I've had the G-shot...and YES,YES,YES, my sex life has never been better ... i've never had any problem finding mine ... or anyone else's for that matter ...
*via PT


XXX ... noisy nasty ... yummm ...


Cannibal mum fed son's flesh to relatives
...


The 800lb enema ... YGTBFK ...




06.19.08...


Amy Winehouse told your next collapse could be your last ... i hope they keep her there for awhile... she has to stop using long enough to see that she really is going to die ...


Chimpanzees' 'Sex And The City' style lives ...  quote:

The apes are promiscuous to make all the high-ranking males think they are the father: by confusing the issue paternity, the top males are more likely to provide that female with future support with child care.
*via PT



China Invents the Bike Washing Machine ...


aria waxed ... noisy nasty ... mmmmmmmmmmmm  ... thanks to kimmy for this sensuous interlude ...
*via KIMBERLY LIXX



New Beckham For Emporio Armani Underwear!!!!! ...


How to turn lust into love ...


06.18.08...

Penis Size Preference Chart ...


This Is Not A Joke ...




XXX ... noisy nasty ...


cRadia to introduce its portable notebook cooler 'flex mini' ...


Custom Honda Accord with rotating 360-degrees doors ...


06.17.08...

XXX ... noisy nasty ...


‘Map of the World’ Egg Laid by Hen in China ... it's a miracle ...




Rest In Peace Stan Winston ...


XXX ... nasty ...   


Police: Officer kills man who beat child to death ... [ link fixed ... thanks X ]


Hospitalized! AGAIN! ... 


MEKURI MASTER ...noisy ...omg ... i got terrible scores ...


Pamela Anderson Upskirt Pictures ...


06.16.08...

Girls with Long tongues ...noisy ... intense .... i've seen one of these tongues before ...


New York dog sucked into street cleaner ...


German fastest up world's tallest skyscraper ... my legs burn just thinking about this ...


‘Elephant Legs’ Woman Finds Hope Outside of China ... yikes !!!


Sex acts with boys, dog admitted ... peanut butter ???


06.15.08...

A name to inspire passenger comfort ...


Toddler tries to board plane ... smart kid !!!


Solar Technology Used to Roast Chicken ...


DAME! Don’t Feed the Monkeys ... OMFG ...




06.14.08...

Ovulation moment caught on camera ...




Man had heroin in diaper he wore, federal officials say ...


The End of Cheap Oil and The Rise of the Scythe ...noisy ...   this would be a great workout...  maybe alternating right and left sides occasionally ... [ actually i prefer using my hands to make art... my hands seems to have good ideas when my mind is blank...
*via poikilotrm


XXX ... nasty ...


DA opposes plaster cast in rape case ... ha... the atty was going to use a dildo making kit.  so... what would he say to the jury ??? ... does that giant penis look like it could fit inside that little thirteen year old girl ??? ...  and the kid would be totally humiliated.


Humans could all be aliens ... quote:

European and US scientists have proved for the first time two bits of genetic coding, called nucleobases, contained in the meteor fragment, are truly extraterrestrial.



Jury Acquits R. Kelly In Child Sex Trial ...


06.13.08...

World's most expensive handbag unveiled
... decadent




Doctors Remove Extra Penis From Baby Boy's Back ...


Kill tadpoles, scare the rest to death ...


XXX ... nasty ...  


Company removes 788 rats from Oregon house ... eeewwwwww


Chinese suspected in Capitol hacking cases... the hacking is more extensive than we're being told ... it's being censored by the FBI ...quote:

One of the lawmakers said he'd been discouraged from disclosing the computer attacks by other U.S. officials



Lawmaker says Chinese hacked Capitol computers ...


06.12.08...

Peeping Tom Accidentally Falls Off 10th Floor ... twit ... quote:

... was taking a shower when she noticed a strange hand holding a cell phone outside the bathroom window.



Dems back Gay Pride month ...


Blueberries may reverse memory decline, Reading University finds ... before my dad died he said that blueberry juice with a little tequila made him feel so much better ...


C&L’s Late Nite Music Club with Tom Waits ... noisy ...


XXX ... nasty ...   


Mich.-shaped meteorite sells for $20K at auction ...


Waterless washing machines, next big thing ... so i guess clothes won't shrink and fade then ... ???


Fritzl girl wakes from coma and is reunited with her family ...


Bacteria make major evolutionary shift in the lab ...


06.09.08...

The Wild Things of Sweet Dixie ... noisy ...


Texas Sect Leader: Doomsday Begins Next Thursday, June 12 ... scam ...


Are space aliens ready to accept the Good Word? ...


XXX ... nasty ...  


London Roller Girls ... noisy ... these girls need to be tougher  if they want to be sexy ...


Worst rainstorms in 50 years hit southeast China ... it's the apocalypse


06.08.08...

Indiana Jones Vs. Carolina Jones: A Pornic Comparison ... works for me ...


Earthquake-damaged cars hit China's streets ...




"Don't Talk to the Police: by Professor James Duane ... noisy ... this is long but worth watching ...   really ...
*via  POIKILOTRM


Opening Night of Erotica LA Is 'Huge' ... our friend and reader B has a space at L.A. erotica again this year ...  you should check it out if you're in the area ..... i'm going to try and make it down there tonight.... if i can get a ride.


hair hats ...
*via
Unscathed Corpse


eyeDildo ... noisy nasty ... this is a curious device ...  make sure to watch the demo video demo ... heh
*via
Slashdong


06.07.08...

The Assassination of Barack Obama: Freedom of expression or racism? ...




Pa. crews rescue nude man stuck in portable potty ... YUCK!!! ... yuck ... this creeps me out,  the dude wanted to be there .... ayyyiiiii ...


Pin Head ... this be weird ...




Robot teddy bear car navigation system ... funny idea ...




The Chapman Brothers Team Up With Hitler ... mmmm... love the chapman brothers


06.06.08...

Surgeons left metal bar in my head ...


LUST IN SPACE - LOVERS JOINING THE STAR PHWOARS RACE ...


XXX ... nasty ...  


Top Ten Sex Myths ...


Juggling @ Yoyogi-koen ... noisy ...


The Latest in HIV Prevention Techniques: Slather Your Penis With Estrogen ... hmmmm ... so why do women get HIV if estrogen is a deterrant ???


NY high school prank ends up with chairs looking like penis ... hahaha ... the '2008' idea was lame anyway


06.05.08 ...

Man allegedly tried to electrocute wife ...


8-foot statue of Jesus stolen off cross in Detroit ...


Pink, Plastered and Passed Out ...   uhh ... what's with the bleeding deer pattern on her dress ???




Dark energy 'imaged' in best detail yet ... mmmm  ... dark energy


06.04.08...

Writer Jan Morris remarries wife she wed as a man
...


Amy scrubs up to see Blake in court - but she can't hide her shocking skin ... more sadness ...   she really is going to die ... geez ... my face looked almost that bad when i was thirteen ... and her neck looks like my neck did when i was fifteen ...


*via fake


Dutch man injures posterior in mooning accident
...


06.03.08...

Graffiti snails roaming London ... wtf




Witness at R. Kelly sex-tape trial tells of three-way sex with minor ... i wondered if a third person had made the video...


Men waiting for dancer get robbed instead  ...
*via CRAIGS


XXX ... nasty ...
 

Key to All Optical Illusions Discovered ...


Pamela Anderson Upskirt Pictures ...


06.02.08...

Surgeons cut 16 washers from penis ... heh


Kurt Cobain's ashes stolen, says widow Courtney Love ...


aeric meredith-goujon : : photography ... nasty ...


The world's smallest bowl of noodles ...




Meeting the 'dirtiest' girl in porn at Sexpo ... how sad ... belladonna is one of my favorite pornstars ...


Legendary designer Yves Saint Laurent dies at 71 ...


06.01.08...

Who's That Hiding In My Fox 5 News Logo? ... noisy ... wow... what a bust.  i hope someone calls them on this !!!  ... schmucks ...
*via
X


Brad Pitt’s Penis (Song) ... noisy ... whose [stupid] idea was this ...???


The history of vibrators ...
*via PT




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