[ thanks fly out to TAB W for the halloween toys ]

Candy Corn Dildo ... instructions for you ...


*via -T
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vampire Vagina cookie ...


*via -T
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Tampon Halloween Hobgoblins ...
*via -T
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pumpkin-porn ...


*via -T
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Zombie Sex Guide ...
*via -T
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Left Brain v Right Brain Test ... i'm a right brain person... obviously ...
*via god is not an asshole
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Emotional Madonna calls Guy ...
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UFO sightings reported in Texas ... no pix again ... ???
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Art Futura: Splash ...
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XXX ... ...
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Humboldt squid wash up on Oregon beaches ...
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Invader - Indoors ... ...
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10.30.08...

Guy Ritchie's pool plans  ... a pool filled with kaballah H2O ???
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The Great Pizza Orientation Test ...  LOL ....  funny guy ...
*via CRAIGS
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JOAQUIN PHOENIX SAYS 'PEACE' TO HIS MOVIE CAREER ...
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EXCLUSIVE: LINDSAY AND SAM ARE BACK IN THE CITY ... that girl is way too skinny to be attractive ... not sexy at all ... but i'm sure she has a great personality
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10.29.08...

10.28.08...

Bewitching Courteney Cox casts a spell over A-List Hallowe'en party ...   LOL ... an amy winehouse costume ... i wanna do that too ...


*via PT
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World's largest crystal discovered in Mexican cave ... WOW ... this is cool


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Feds disrupt plot to kill Barack Obama ... skin-heads ... yuck ... he really coould be assainated ... like kennedy.  it wouldn't surprise me ... quote:

the two men whom officials describe as neo-Nazi skinheads planned to kill 88 people -- 14 by beheading, according to documents unsealed in U.S. District Court in Jackson, Tenn. The numbers 88 and 14 are symbolic in the white supremacist community.
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Karla Spice Egyptian ... ...  beautiful woman
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VIDEO: "Shark Island" Swarms With Jaws ... ...
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Spicy pork sausage found in 'soiled diapers' ...
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Male-to-female transsexualism gene found ...
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Proto-humans mastered fire 790,000 years ago ...
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10.27.08...

Asha Mandela Sets World Record With 8 Foot Dreads (Pictures/Video) ... ...  OMFG ... her life revolves around her hair...


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Top Ten Costume Ideas ...  LOL ... i want an amy winehouse costume
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Spy Cam Hides Inside an ID Card ...
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Iranian official calls for attack on UK ... wtf
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electric stimulus to face -test2 (Daito Manabe) ... ... these are funny ... myoelectric sensors ... you could put sensors all over your body and make yourself dance to music...  does this injure the body somehow ??? ... does it hurt ???
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electric stimulus to face -test3 ( Daito Manabe )  ... ... ditto
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Beaches in U.S. Host Drug-Resistant Bacteria, Researchers Find ... oh no ...
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10.26.08...

Italian police to use 200mph Lamborghini ... wow ...  quote:

The custom made sports car is equipped with a specially designed mini fridge, which will be used to transport organs and plasma  ...
*via PT
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Terry Tate vs. Sarah Palin ... ... WTF ...
*via JERSEY PETEY
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Calif. brings back music-making asphalt ... lol .... i love california ... see video here ...
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Australia scientists say bees can count to four  ...
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Chopstick octopus ... ...
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World's shortest man meets leggiest woman ...


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10.25.08...

Meet Mr Green Genes - the world's first glow-in-the-dark cat ... yikes... a cat that can't hide will be vulnerable to everything... coyotes, cougars, bad people ... sure is cute tho...


*via PT
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That's Not My Name - The Ting Tings ... ... this is my current 'out by the pool' fave. it's from their new CD "we started nothing" ... heh


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Palin blames gender bias in clothes dust-up ... i agree ... but i don't believe they'll ever give them to charity. i mean she's wearing red patent leather stilettos.
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ARIA AND JELENA ... ...  
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Are YOU fit to be president? Take the test ... no i'm not [surprise]... i'm too volatile
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Vortex physics revealed by computer game graphics ... ...
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THE OFFICIAL NEW 7 WONDERS OF THE WORLD ... 


*via PT
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10.24.08...

HAPPY HALLOWEEN  ... ... fun ...
*via JERSEY PETEY
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British Chaplain Wants Gays Tattooed with Health Warning ...
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Woman Attacked, Letter Scratched Into Her Face ... OMG ...
*via POIKILOTRM
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ANIMAL PHOTOS WEEKLY: Leopard Cub, Horned Frog, More ...


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Avery Adams ... ...
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PM: Winehouse compared Blake to Mandela ... delusional
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Half-feathered dinosaur was a bit of a show-off ...


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Plans unveiled for record-smashing 1000-mph car ...
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10.23.08...

Hollywood stands behind same-sex marriage ... YAY !!! ... quote:

“I don’t know what people are scared of,” DeGeneres joked on her show Wednesday. “Maybe they think their children will be influenced (by gay marriage), but I’ve got to tell you, I was raised by two heterosexuals. Everywhere I looked — heterosexuals. And they did not influence me.
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Swedish shower: Fans throw sex toys on ice ...  LOL ... quote:

but we decided that it would only be worse if we went out and told the fans they were absolutely not allowed to throw dildos on the ice
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'Stayin' Alive' Sets Perfect Beat for CPR ... that's good to  know.... Staying Alive - Bee Gees ...
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A Taste for Blood ... quote:

The only reason that so-called common vampire bats are common, said Dr. Schutt, is that they have learned to feed on cattle, pigs and other livestock. “They love it when we clear out the rain forest to make way for ranches,” he said.


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Drugs Found in Hair of Ancient Andean Mummies ... more ancient stoners
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Thumbs up for this D.C. brothel ...  heh
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RNC spends thousands on dresses, make-up for Sarah Palin & family ... well... she looks better now.   i like her hair down and her new glasses are more cool... she's cute... too bad she's ignorant about gays choosing their lifestyle ... and i believe she's a creationist too.  that's weird...
*via CRAIGS
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gina gershon ... she's looking yummy.  i loved her in 'bound' ... [ ... of course i did ]...but i loved jennifer tilly even more ...
*via DAVE
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10.22.08...

'Mercy' - Duffy ... ...


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'I was ordered to shoot down UFO' ... interesting ... quote:

He said that in the 1960s it emerged that the CIA had been engaged in a secret project codenamed Palladium, in which advanced equipment was used to create simulated radar blips close to Soviet airspace.
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Sarkozy fights back against voodoo doll ...
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Short animations by Ryosuke Tei ... ...


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XXX ... ...  
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10.21.08...

Man Writes Calligraphy Using His Own Tears! ...
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sexy dance steps ... ... omg
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Having a mare: The horse who got its head stuck in a tree ... poor thing ...


*via PT
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Duffy - Mercy - Official Music Video ... ...
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XXX ... ...  
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Red paper lantern medusa [video] ... ...


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Woman, 89, arrested for keeping neighborhood kids' football ...
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10.20.08...

Kansas Gym Ghost Mystery Solved ...  X  .... [ i think it was X ]... was right... !!!
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Prehistoric drug kit is evidence of Stoned Age ... obviously humans have always needed a respite from  real life periodically... i know i do ...
*via PT
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Ellen DeGeneres Donates $100,000 to Defeat Prop 8 ...  make sure to vote this year ... and vote "no" on prop 8, of course.
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Kuduro Dança Angola - Os Morangos ... ... new-ish dance moves out of angola ... this kid is cute.
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kuduro ... ... ditto
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XXX ... ...
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Rice, beans and baby ... LOL
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How Real Is Her Love?  ...
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Tuesday Physics Tattoo: Interesting Pi Tattoo designs ...


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10.19.08...

Tina Fey as Sarah Palin: Take Two! ... quote:

As Tina herself said after last week, she hopes to never portray this character ever again after November.
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TSA agent steals $200K worth of gear, resells it on eBay ...  i haven't checked my luggage in years.  carry-on is the way to go... or Fed-Ex i guess...
*via POIKILOTRM
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Doctors warn of rash from mobile phone use ...
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Small world: Award-winning microscope photography ...


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Woman obliges after husband begs to be shot ...
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Republican newsletter uses racist stereotype to depict Obama ... WTF   ...she never connected watermelon, fried chicken and ribs ??? of course she did... what an idiot... quote:

"I never connected," she told the newspaper. "It was just food to me. It didn't mean anything else."

the photo below has a link to a video ... ...


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Winehouse blames devil for drug problems ...
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Girl with Down Syndrome rules ... sweet ...
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Madonna, Rodriguez 'definitely romantic" ...
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10.18.08...

Watch out Tina Fey, Sarah Palin elects to go on 'Saturday Night Live' ...   you betcha... i liked palin in the beginning but now her style is wearing thin ... altho her hair is looking better ... yah ...
*via JERSEY PETEY touts Caribou Barbie
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Computer crime a growing threat, warns FBI ...  surprise
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XXX ... ...  
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10.17.08...

Pa. man chews through belly-busting, 15-lb. burger ...


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Single brain cell can reactivate paralysed limbs: study ...
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Should Joe The Plumber Really Worry About Paying Taxes? ...
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Paris gets a 'royal stunner', gets rebuffed by Prince Harry! ... heh
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XXX ... ... aria [ my porn love ] looking luscious ... [and giving me a phantom erection ... ]
*via my BFF
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palin as president ... ...
*via CRAIGS
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Madonna calls Guy Ritchie 'emotionally retarded' ...
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10.16.08...

why does mccain disdain obama ??? ... the hate doesn't work in mccain's favor that's for sure ... it makes him look mean spirited and kind of whiny ...
this debate was livelier than the others and they both made some good points ... mc cain distanced himself from bush, that tactic worked ... his criticism of Paulson was effective too but saying that obama's political ads were primarily attack ads is just plain stupid.  his seething and nasty demeanor has turned me off ...  somehow his anger and irritability has become the focus of his campaign rather than the issues. it's distracting and i'm sick of it ...  NO ONE wants to hear that shit ... his temperament has even made his attempts at being humorous fall flat .. WTF is he thinking ??? ... .. yuck ... now i hate him ... btw... the moderator did a good job.

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McCain, Obama get tough, personal in final debate ...
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Halloween display depicts KKK McCain ... this is tacky ... and it's not art ...


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'Punch drunk' pony rescued from swimming pool ... heh ...
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Madonna and Guy Ritchie to divorce ... ahhh ... after all those denials the truth comes out ...
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Trains of Russia ...
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XXX ... ...
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10.15.08...

Jenna Jameson Advices ...
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Caterer made kebab next to corpse ... eeeeewwwwww ... and then hurl ...
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Gallery: Artists explore the state of our planet ...


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Sopchoppy Worm Grunting Festival 2008 ... ... worm grunting ... who knew ??? ... these are very sweet people ... they're like native americans in that they revere the earth and things on it. 
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XXX ... ...
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Lohan's girlfriend proposes on Mexican holiday ...lohan never says that she loves her ...
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Kate Middleton caught speaking on her phone while driving ... so is she going to jail now ???
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10.14.08...

Candidates as...  ... these are very funny ... palin's wholesome hockey mom thing really gets slammed ...


*via CRAIGS
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Cosmopolitan's Sexiest Man Alive Is... Johnny Depp! ...
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Easy Elders ... ... nice to know we don't always have to be 20-years-old to be attractive ...
*via BRUTALLY FRANK
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Faux Foreskin Takes Genitals By Storm! ...
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mutants .... yikes ...


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Lohan And Lesbian Lover Do Madonna ... why is sam always look so boring ???
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Birmingham art gallery puts on sex video ... quote:

It also features video clips of people making themselves sick in a studio with white walls and floor.
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10.13.08...

UK university holds artificial intelligence test ... good idea ...
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Man trips and throws bride and parson into pool ... LOL ... oops ...
*via CRAIGS
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Mrs Ozzy goes ballistic over Kidman ... sharon is delightfully outspoken.  i saw her say this on chelsea lately.  she was very funny
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XXX ... ... all that rubbing .... mmmmmm...
*via KIMMBERLY LIXX
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Jobseekers duped into getting face tattoos ... how could anyone fall for this ??? ...  and they're ugly tattoos ... black responds well to laser treatment but that will be expensive.  how could  they do this ???


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Why a gift speaks a thousand words ...
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Democrats call for massive econ stimulus plan ...
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TWIN PANDAS: A JOLT OF CUTENESS ... video ... ... aayyiiii ... too cute
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10.12.08...

Queen of Lust Aria Giovanni ... ... yummmmm ... natural breasts ... 


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'Bring it on, sweetie': Man kills bear with stick (and he's got the scars to prove it) ...
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Top 10 Modern Spanking Scenes (1990-2007) ... ... ' secretary ' ...   is one of my all time faves ... maggie gyllenhaal is great ...  she usually is good but in this unusual film she's outstanding... totally convincing ... prior to watching this movie i never quite understood certain aspects of sadomasochism.   but she made it perfectly clear  ... it's sexy love.
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Top 10 Classic Spanking Scenes of the Eighties ... ...
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Vatican Official Defends Evolution Against 'Useless' Creationism ...
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XXX ... ...  
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Monkey waiters.. the movie ... ... a video of them working. 
*via PT
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Diving Knife Pumps Out Explosive Ball of Gas ... quote:

"injects a freezing cold ball of compressed gas, approximately the size of a basketball, at 800psi nearly instantly."
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Pink says she loves men too much to turn lesbian ... obviously she hasn't fallen in love with a woman ...
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condom ads ... ... bill gates and our governator arnold schwarzenegger ... arnold is recognizable... but i never would have thought that dick was bill gates ...
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10.11.08...

Sleepless Eyes-Crazy Eyelid Tattoos ...


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Nailing Your Wife  ... ... LOL .... starring my porn love ... aria giovanni
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Hugh Hefner's new twin girlfriends have an assault record (I'm aroused) ... he's not wasting any time getting over the love of his life ...
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XXX ... ... boooo ... for some reason i wasn't able to get this video play ... and aria is the porn love of my life.  maybe it will work for you.  thanks for the link timbulb
*via TIMBULB
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Web TV shows porn, without the sex ...
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Sarah Palin Sex Doll Now On Sale  ... that didn't take long ...
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Restaurant Uses Monkeys as Waiters ... monkey waiters ... and they work for free ...
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Just Say 'No' to Prop 8 ... ...eeeek ... it's the crotch police ...
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10.10.08...

Where Fish Sticks Swim Free and Chicken Nuggets Self-Dip ...  this is wonderful ... banksy's outdone himself ... his work is getting better and better   ... here's the slideshow !!! ...


*via CRAIGS
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PHOTOS: 100s of New Marine Species Found Off Tasmania ...
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Woman Shot in Crotch for Refusing Oral Sex ... an accident ??? ... maybe the gun went off accidentally but he must have been pointing it at her ...
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Man introduces Biden at rally as McCain ...
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The Video that could cost Obama the election ... ...
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Gutted Hefner speaks out about break-up ... the love of his life ???
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Humans scoffed by mutant fish ...
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10.09.08...

Justine And Sheridan  ... ...
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What McCain Was Really Saying ... heh ... interesting ...
*via PT
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Black Sun Products ... ... check out B's videos of him making fetish sex toys for us.  my fave is the  eyeball dildo ... ... btw ... he gave me a cool red crop for smacking my lovers.  it makes a great sound ...
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Woman sues over wrong hair color ... what a twit ...she's having a blond moment ... quote:

Also blondes do get more attention than brunettes, of course, emotionally, I miss that."
*via CRAIGS
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Robot that looks like young girl unveiled  ... quote:
  
"More importantly, we have found that people forget she is an android while interacting with her. Consciously, it is easy to see that she is an android, but unconsciously, we react to the android as if she were a woman."


*via PT
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Bungling Italian authorities turn water into wine ... this is fun ...
*via PT
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Extreme Face Piercing ...  i wonder what the point is here ??? ... is it about how much pain a person can handle ??? ...


*via MILOSM
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10.08.08...

Who Won Tonight's Obama-McCain Debate? ... well... mccain had no passion ... actually he seemed kind of defeated or something right from the start.  the dude is boring ... even when he's making good points he's boring .. i liked obama ... he was good... and engaging ... and certainly won this debate ...

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Plastics ingredient linked to smaller penises ...
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When Did Sarah Palin "Choose" To Be Heterosexual? ... i was wondering the same thing... 

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Robert Downey Jr's Masturbation Obsession ... i was addicted too ... when i was 15-years-old.  i couldn't keep my hands off of myself...
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Getting into Shape ...  aaayyyiiii... this stuff creeps me out .... i don't get it .... quote:

The amputations are my favorites. I get such a high amputating a body part! The feeling when the chisel cuts your toe off, and it just lies there, unattached to your body, and goes completely white... I just love that feeling!
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10.07.08...

UPDATE: Police Say Brother Corrected Dad About Who Was Really Driving In Crash Involving 10-Year-Old ... omfg... a ten-year-old driving 90 mph ??? 
*via NEMESIS
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Lesbian Blood Vamps ... ... yikes !!!
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"Milk" Trailer - featuring Sean Penn... ... wow... sean penn is playing harvey milk ... quote:

watch the trailer for the highly anticipated Gus Van Sant-directed biopic on Harvey Milk, Milk, starring Sean Penn as the slain San Francisco politician, James Franco as his lover and a cast that also includes Emile Hirsch, Diego Luna and Josh Brolin.
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10.06.08...

Vaccine for breast cancer within reach, says expert ...
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Furor Over Palin’s Gay ’Choice’ Remark ...  yeah ... so let's choose a lifestyle where we can be hated and ostracized, have to hide in the closet at our jobs and with our families ...not be able to have children ... where ignorant people can think we're sick ... where people can make fun of us and call us names ... who the fuck would ever chose that ??? ... her ignorance is troubling.
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Homosexuals must die – Muslim cleric ...
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RELIGULOUS ... ... heh ... i wanna see it ...
*via DAVE
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'I want to adopt a child' ... i love the movie 'mean girls' ... it's on cable right now ...
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Bowled over by the Bald-Head Tattoo ...
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Sarah Palin Supports the Aerial Hunting of Wolves  ... ... this was hard to watch ... you've been warned ...
*via POETSGIRL
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10.05.08 ...

Biden shows experience, Palin pushes 'maverick' record... well... the debate was OK. Palin held her own ... [ way better than mc cain ] ... she connects with the people and she's cute. ... biden obviously knew what he was talking about... but nothing new was said by either one. i don't know ... the election is interesting ... the debates are disappointing ...