09.30.08 ...

David Beckham’s 2009 calendar out in the stores! ... i'm glad he doesn't have a fauxhawk anymore.  now even conservative newscasters have scruffs and fauxhawks ...
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XXX ... ...
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Endangered Baby Gibbon Ape Rescued by Toy Camel ... sweet little thing ..


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SpaceX Update - ORBIT (with Video) ... ...  this is sooo coool ...
*via POIKILOTRM
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SpaceX Successfully Launches Falcon 1 to Orbit   ... the press release ...
*via POIKILOTRM
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what would you do ??? ... ...
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09.29.08...

A Winner On Points ... i thought the debate was kinda boring. maybe palin and biden will be more interesting next week ...

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UCLA group discovers humongous prime number ...
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For rent: Reversible Destiny Lofts (w/ video) ... ...  i love this.... the floor is cool but i wonder how you clean it ???
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Best Science Images of 2008 Announced ...
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XXX ... ... yum ...
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Exclusive: I followed jetman Yves Rossy during the historic Channel crossing ... ...
*via PT
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Billion Years to Mars's Wet Period? ...
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Purr, Kitty ... [ link fixed ...   thanks X ] the abbey is a cool place to hang.  paris hilton looks good here... that's a first ... at least she has a different look on her face.
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Top 10 Most Evil Women world Record ... OMFG ... quote:

She then skinned him and hung his “suit” from the door frame in the living room, cut off his head and put it in the soup pot, baked his buttocks, and prepared gravy and vegetables to accompany the ‘roast’.
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09.28.08...

Where the Hell is Matt? (2008) ... ... this is wonderous
^via B
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Winehouse 'vomits' on designer dresses ... eeeewwwwww ...
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'Borat' crashes fashion show ...
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09.27.08...

Banksy strikes again! ... someone painted over it !!! ... leave it to alabama to censor the part of history they don' t want to be identified with ...
*via CRAIGS
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Blaine branded 'Dive of Death' cheat ...  WTF ...  he did cheat !!! what a stupid stunt ... he is such a twit
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Lonnie Waters and Avery Adams ... ...    
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The Romantics - What I Like About You (original version) ... ...
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Murata Seiko-chan robot rides unicycle ... checkout the bicycle riding robot ... it's got perfect balance ...
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Surgeons chopped off my penis ... that's terrible ... the doctor is an idiot
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09.26.08...

Burning Methane from Frozen Lake ... .. must smell good ....
*via JAMMAN
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XXX ... ... [ link fixed ]
*via KIMDERLY LIXX
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Owner may need to exorcise haunted gym  ... ... wtf ... it's weird that a light could set off the motion detector !!!
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MISSION IMPOSSIBLE  ... ... this dog is smart ... and determined.  heh ... the other dogs can't believe it... he must have done this before cuz there are boards nailed up over an opening. 
*via POIKILOTRM
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Wedding crasher stopped by groom's mom ... wtf ... a crowbar and a razor ???
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I Kissed A Girl (Parody)  ... ... YIKES ... [ and yuck ... ] ... there are attracrive elderly men  and women ... thankfully all grannys don't look like this ... i can't imagine kissing someone w/o teeth... or dentures even ] ... [hmmm...this is like harold and maude.]
*via POIKILOTRM
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City allows for pot smoking tent at event ... cool ... cool ... cool ...[ hey X... don't you live near santa cruz ??? ]
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09.25.08...

Japanese company makes airbags for the elderly ... LOL ...  it's attractive  ... and  looks comfortable  to wear... wtf


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A 10-foot spinning orb to replicate Earth’s magnetic field ...


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American Psycho Gets the Andrew Lloyd Webber Treatment ...
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Quick Thinking Saved AM and Travis ...
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Two-Headed Tortoise Born In China ... it's pretty


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XXX ... ...
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Lindsay Lohan: I've Been With Samantha Ronson "a Very Long Time" ...
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Man charged after allegedly passing gas toward cop ... pig ...[i'm referring to the drunk ...]
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Sow nurses tiger cubs in Ukraine ...
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09.24.08...

Exclusive: The methane time bomb ... yikes ... quote:

Yesterday, for the first time, we documented a field where the release was so intense that the methane did not have time to dissolve into the seawater but was rising as methane bubbles to the sea surface.
*via PT
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Rescue Planned for Woman Trapped in Home by Giant Pig ...
*via POIKILOTRM
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David Blaine Is An Idiot And A Fraud ...
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Upside down 'Batman' doing fine - doctor ...


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How The Koreans Do It ... ... hmmmm
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Playmate ex at drummer's side after crash ...
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Another mass UFO sighting ...
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09.23.08...

meet the jetman ...
*via PT
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Why We Drink ... ... LOL ...
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Flying across the Channel by jetpack ...  ... ayyii... doesn't this look fun !!! .... it's way better than hanging upside down......
*via PT
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David Blaine's latest stunt could 'make him blind ... wow... his sinus's are already plugging up ... his other stunts always seemed possible... but this one has sounds dangerous. ... there is no warning before someone has a stroke ...  altho he does get to do crunches ... he'll have great abs when this is over ... quote:

Blaine — sounding nasal from sinus pressure ...


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Indecent Hello Kitty Products ...
*via CRAIGS
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09.22.08...

DNA-Based Neanderthal Face Unveiled ... the way scientists talked about neanderthal noses i thought they'd be much more huge ... anyway ... meet wilma ... a redhead with freckles ... quote:

"For the first time, anthropologists can go beyond fossils and peer into the actual genes of an extinct species of human,"


 
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Blind "Ant From Mars" Found in Amazon ...

 
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Drunk Jessica Simpson Kicked Out Of Marc Jacobs Party ... there must be drugs involved too ... 
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GQ: Megan Fox  ... ...  
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XXX ... ... 
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Full Recovery Expected for Barker and DJ AM ... so ... their lives have been changed forever. omg ... burns are so painful... poor guys  
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Hey Daddy ...  
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09.21.08...

US 'musical road' hits bum note ... i'd like to make a road with music or maybe words of some sort.  whoa... this would take a lot of testing on my part. i wonder what program they used to calculate the spaces ???   i have also been thinking about doing a series of billboards [ to my love ] ...
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XXX ... ...  
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Custom Motivational Posters & Prints ...   how fun  ... i made this poster ... heh ...

*via CRAIGS
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Man charged with dumping silicone girlfriend ... that's embarrassing *via CRAIGS
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09.20.08...

Obama lost his Teleprompter ... ... omg ... it's true ... damn.. it's like he's having a stroke.  oo so busted
*via POIKILOTRM
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Wife and husband charged in brawl at baby shower ... LOL ...  nice party ...
*via CRAIGS
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Robbie as alien ambassador? ... hmmmm ... he's getting worse ...
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Behind The Hacking ...
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09.19.08...

Lego My Ego: The Stars Get Small ... omg ... an amy winehouse lego doll ...


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Amy Winehouse posts nude snap of husband on Facebook! ...
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Paul Merton in China eating Donkey penis ... ...
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Black Lips strip naked onstage during raucous London gig ... ... ouch ... quote

guitarist Alexander pulled down his trousers and played guitar with his penis for around five minutes
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Karima ... ...
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MADGE: WHEN I GET ON MY KNEES...IT ISN'T TO PRAY ... LOL .... these are hysterical ... good  point uma ... quote:

Hollywood hottie Uma Thurman, 38: “When you’re in a relationship it’s better to be with somebody who has an affair than somebody who doesn't’t flush the toilet.
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Bold sculpture of Michelle Obama with American flag across her bare chest  ... hmmmm ... it doesn't look like michelle obama to me ...
*via PT
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09.18.08...

Italian model plans to sell virginity for 1m euros ...  she looks like a virgin ... a true romantic ... quote:

... adding that if the man who bought her virginity was ugly then she would quickly get over it.


* via PT
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Nine personality types of Britain’s heavy drinkers ...  and now take the test  below ...
*via PT
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DrinkCheck ... heh ...  now i feel like having a beer ..
.*via PT
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Fergie tops People's best-dressed list ... fergie is hot ...
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Hubble Snaps Rare Aligned Galaxies ...
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09.18.08...

Fish slips into 14-year-old boy's private part! ... yep... while he was cleaning his aquarium ...
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Drunk Man Has Sex with a Toyota ... ... LOL ... what do you suppose he was doing when he smacked the hood ... repeatedly ??? .... rough sex maybe ...
*via CRAIGS
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Mickey Mouse must die, says Saudi Arabian cleric ...   the EVIL MICKY RATÓN ...
this is a real life pikachu ...it's real ??? look at those rosy cheeks ... anyway click on the image below for Real Life Pikachus Auctioned for $925 Mil


*via PT
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skateboarding in claremont ... ... whoa ... can any of you tell how fast they were going ??? .... it looked scary fast to me ... claremont is beautiful ...
*via monkey filter
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XXX ... ...
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Jenna Jameson ... yikes!!!
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Disney '46 - Story Of Menstruation ... ....
*via NEMESIS
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Ripped skin: The daring human anatomy tattoo ... eeeewwww
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09.16.08...

McCain Camp Slams Tina Fey as "Sexist" ... ... sexist ???
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Britain Adopts Islamic Law, Gives Sharia Courts Full Power to Rule on Civil Cases ... wow ... two sets of laws ...  i can kill my wife but you can't ... YGTBFK
*via POIKILOTRM
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'I lack brains' - Eva Mendes ... she can use my brains and erudition ...
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XXX ... ...  
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Oral sex the new abstinence: experts ... the new 'black' ??? ...wtf
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Jenna Jameson ...
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09.15.08...

Atlanta Fetish Works ...  ...
*via unscathed corpse

Nombres Propios : Dominique Regnier... ...


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Joe Bussard's Treasure Trove of Vintage 78s ...... ... WOW... this is wonderful ... [there are kazoos even] ....GO THERE  ... the password : basement
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XXX ... ...
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09.14.08...

Poor Kitty ... ... a video of that cat getting artificial resuscitation ... the fireman is really sweet.  i love firemen ... they're true heroes.
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Miniature dachshund gnawed off owner's toe while she slept  ... oh yummm...
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Karima ... ...  
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burning man 2008 ...
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Whoopi -- Will McCain Go All 1864 On My Ass? ... ...
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09.13.08...

AMY WINEHOUSE WILL SLICE AND DICE YOU! ... quote:

"... it's pretty sad that she's just wasting away in front of our eyes."
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Dad chases nude boy from daughter's room with pipe ...
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Kerry Katona Sex Tape ... ...  i don't know about this ... i went to a page that sent me to a page where i was supposed to get the download ... but i couldn't find it. it also looked like maybe they wanted $1 ... you might do better than i did..  the stills look good ...
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Tina Fey May Return To SNL To Play Palin! ... this would work


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Sex doctor: The look of love - what we see in people ...
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ann angel ... ...
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Gods protect geeks' gadgets in Japan  ...


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09.12.08...Giant ice penis - is climate change to blame? ... LOL


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Penis size argument turns bloody ... ygtbk ...
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MUSLIM MASSACRE ... disgusting... the download probably has a trojan or something. 
*via PT
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Motos y tetas ... ... more pix ...
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Large Hadron Collider Rap Video Is a Hit ... ...
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Has the Large Hadron Collider destroyed the world yet? ...
*via DAVE
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09.11.08...

XXX ... ...
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Working LHC produces first images ... cool .... [link fixed] ... this will probably become part of our [americans] new lethal weapon ... [ like the manhattan project ] and then it's 'goodbye' ... to the bad guys ...


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Sarah Palin gets dolled up ... as a schoolgirl ... wow... that only took like 10 days !!!


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FM 100 Hue Test ... i got 24
*via CRAIGS
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Google, Yahoo, Facebook Extensions Put Millions of Firefox Users At Risk -- Updated ...
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avast! Virus Cleaner - free virus removal tool  ...
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New world brands for tech and sports products ...


*via milos maric
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The Platinum Tees - Female Caddies ...
*via  CRAIGS
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09.10.08...

Malware Lurks Behind Obama Sex Video Spam ... good info here ...
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Jackson's underwear up for grabs ... eeeewwwww ... creepy
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LINGERIE BOWL FRANCHISE - TRUE FANTASY FOOTBALL ...
*via CRAIGS
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Inappropriate Kid's Slide ... ... YGTBFK ... wtf ... none of the onlookers seem to notice ... the artist must think it's hysterical
*via CRAIGS
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XXX ... ...
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3D Tattoos



Atom-smasher and the 'God Particle' ... ... the higgs boson
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Why kids don't know if mum's coming or going ... they all looked like they were walking away from me ...
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Goats clear weeds from Los Angeles lot ...
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09.09.08...

Britney's first lover comes forward ... uhhh ... thanks mom
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Officials: Burglar wakes men with spice rub, sausage whack ... LOL ... what's with the spices  ??? ... i understand the sausage ... maybe he was going to eat him .... i feel like eating someone ... .
*jersey petey
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Neanderthals Grew Fast, but Sexual Maturity Came Late ...
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Did we out-breed slow-maturing Neanderthals? ...
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VIDEO: Huge Rocks Crush Homes ... ...
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ET could 'tickle' stars to create galactic internet ...
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Gender differences seen in brain connections ...
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09.08.08...

Fans Confused -- Wino Not a No-Show for Gig ...
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Hatcher: Happiness lies in sex, chocolate ... YES ...
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No Sympathy for the Sex Addict ...
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Art brings Damien Hirst a billion dollars ... ... wow ... i knew he was rich... but i didn't realize he was that rich.  .  heh heh ... he's bypassing the galleries. i bet they love that... they usually get 50% ...and he's retaining part ownership of some of them.  that's a great idea ...  quote:

... last week Hirst said he had retained ownership of a third of the skull. *via PT
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Lay Low - Please don't hate me ... ...
*via POIKILOTRM
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Thought house prices had crashed here? In Sicily they cost one euro ...
*via POIKILOTRM
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Anti-Kremlin website founder dies in police custody: report ...
*via ???
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It's Not Happening ...
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09.07.08...

Chaos theory on flight of new footballs ...
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Lesbians rate Weisz as sexiest woman ...
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hmmmmmm .... so ... |

Ashton Kutcher caught up in murder mystery ...
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Inuyasha SIT BOY!!!!!! ...   ... she is pissed!!!
*via voodoo
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Palin church promotes converting gays ... YGTBFK  ... yikes ... this is scary ... [this is palin's reverand wright ] ... WTF ... why is religion playimg such a big roll in the campaigns ???  ...and then there's the separation of church and state ... wtf ... anyway ... it's so divisive ...
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Cucumber helps growers set two new records ... OMG ... ayyiii


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Black Lab swallows 13 golf balls  ... labs are wonderful  dogs... my dad always had one or two black labs that he used for hunting ]... they're very sweet. ... but boxers are my faves. ... quote:

Oscar is recovering on a post-operation diet of watered-down food -- and he now wears a muzzle during his walks, Morrison said
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09.06.08...

Chatting with Obama ...
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Grapeidolia, partt II  ...Virgin Mary On Grape ... i blew this image up and sharpened it. coulndn't she use an epoxy resin to preserve it ??? ... here's a link to  some comments on a different blog.
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MTV host shocks Eva with dodgy sex offer  ... i don't think he meant he wanted to literally pee on her... just pee on her marriage
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Pole dancers hit NY fashion week (+pics) ... it's hard to be a bad girl now ... all these straight people are trying look like us. 
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Zamora: 'I kill for God' ... wasn't it god that told bush to invade iraq ????
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Phallic Figurines Found in Israel Stone Age Burials ... maybe it's a dildo and not a 'figurine' ...


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New governor general in Australia ... yay ... women are going to rule the world for the next 1000 years. ..
*via voodoo fox
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09.05.08...

David Duchovny did cheat on Tea Leoni (Whoops!) ... of course he did ...
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Naked Guy Magically Appears, Frightens Porn Star  ...    ...   LOL...  WHY ARE YOU NAKED ??? ... BTW... what was he going to do ??? ... expose himself to pornstars ? ... and those girls were laughing. they weren't 'frightened'
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Wave goodbye to the TV remote control ...
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Amy Winehouse Back to Black ... ...
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XXX ... ...
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Cop leaves gun in Starbucks ... sometimes women have to practicaly get undressed in the john.  she was probably having her period ... still ...
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Mobile fish farms could soon navigate the oceans ...
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Is North Huntingdon 'church' really disguised sex club? ...
*via david koresh
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09.04.08...
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A video of SEAT Girls (beach volleyball cheerleaders) in slo-mo and black and white ... ...
*via FLESHBOT
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Rat Meat Rises in Popularity as Inflation Hits Locals ... ACK ... i hate rats and i've never even tasted one.  they're filthy.... disgusting... like cucarachas ... eeeewww
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Bloggers Scolded Against Using "Pissed Off"  ... ha ... they'd have a field day on this page ...
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"Shocking news about Amy Winehouse ... well... hash isn't pot ... it's way stronger... but even so you'd have to smoke a shitload of hash to OD ...[ maybe she had a hookah ] ...the problem is no matter what she does she can never ever get high enuf... OMFG ... i hope this isn't true
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Truth of Amy's TWO overdoses ...
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LILY ALLEN GETS IN BITCH FIGHT WITH ELTON JOHN AT THE GQ AWARDS! ... heh heh ... he shouldn't have mocked her to begin with ...
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Universal childhood virus is inherited in DNA ...
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09.03.08 ..

Sexy science: Breaking up is less hard to do with a new hairdo ... LOL ... it's true ... quote:

A woman can get supreme satisfaction from wafting past her ex looking like a million dollars.
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XXX ... ...  
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Google's Chrome aims to kill Windows, make Web the OS of choice ...
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Google Chrome ... comic book
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chrome download ... i can't get the program to download ...
*via DAVE
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Don “King Of Voiceovers” LaFontaine Has Died ...
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'Primeval physiological response' to luxury motors ... heh heh
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Scientists uncover genetic variant which makes some males prone to infidelity ...
*via PT
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09.02.08...

Russia Proposes Plan to Counter NATO as EU Considers Sanctions ... yikes ...
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Marla Olmstead Documentary - My Kid Could Paint That ... wow... she's real ... her paintings are carefully considered ... here's a video ... ...
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Obama says Palin's family off limits ... i feel bad for the kid... her unwed pregnancy is being blasted all over the media .   it reminds me of what geraldine ferraro said  about running for office... she said she never would have run if she had known how it would have affected her family. 
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Demi Moore 'squirted breast milk at lesbians' ... it is tempting [and fun] to do different things with one's breast milk. it must be like guys using their penis to write in the snow ... except people want to taste the breast milk ...
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Lightning strikes as man takes oath ... LOL ... well... i guess that settles their dispute
*via PT
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Art Overshadows Beijing Olympic Handoff to London ... it's interesting that the artist used little kids' handprints  to paint  the image ... chuck close used to use his thumb to paint his huge photorealist pieces. 
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spotty, scabby Winehouse tops bad skin poll  ...
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'I loved snorting coke' .. huh ... just a little bit at parties ???  she was in the 12-step program on fountain and crescent heights. i love her work.. she's a great actor and a sex symbol in england,,, she's too old to be a sex symbol in the states , of course.
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Thin red line may keep wolves at bay ... wtf ... some needs to tell 'little red riding hood'
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DAVID DUCHOVNY LOOKED LIKE SOMETHING WAS WRONG ...
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09.01.08...

Origami vagina ... ... holiday fun
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Iraq and China Sign $3 Billion Oil Contract ...
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Deer gets revenge ... LOL ... well he deserved it. 
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Preacher killed wife, stuffed body in freezer, police say ...
*via DAVE
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Cat survives being walled in for 7 weeks ...
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Con la iglesia hemos topado ...
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Why it's so hard to swat a fly ...
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Lawyer: Family found finger in dinner ...
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Don't Drop the Soap™ ... ummmm....not a fun  game .......
*via JERSEY PETEY 
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