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Key Obama Middle East adviser resigns ...


British intel: China preparing for nuclear war ...


Egypt asks mobile firms to bar anonymous users ... wouldn't this be easy to get around ???...


Kyoteizinc: Chiptune disco video ... noisy ...


Black & White ... noisy ...


05.10.08...

XXX ... nasty ...
  

Stolen laptop leads victim to alleged thieves ...
*via CRAIGS


spidergirl ... noisy ... wow ...


05.09.08...

THURMAN TO BE SUED BY MAKE-UP GIANT ... Kill Bill 1 and 2 are fun movies. KB 2 was even better than the first one... and they left the ending open so they can make a  Kill Bill 3.


Iconz World - The Best Free Icons on the Net ...


In pictures: Texas sinkhole ...




Eva Mendes Topless ... ... mmmmm ... she's gorgeous


I HAD INSATIABLE URGE FOR SEX WITH MY GIRL... IT WAS AN OBSESSION ... it's the pigfather again... ... quote:

But he insisted: “I was delighted about the children. It was great for me to have a second proper family in the cellar.



Amy arrested over crack video ... noisy ... this sounds more like blackmail to me. this is the video.  quote:

They [ the celebs ] were allegedly filmed taking drugs and then threatened with exposure unless they paid bribes.



Up Close And Very Personal With The DIY Dildo Cam ... hmmmm ...


05.08.08...

Madonna's Still Very Into the On Stage Make-Out ... makes sense to me ...




Man on cell phone hit by train
...


Abuse may trigger gene changes found in suicide victims
...


XXX ... nasty ...  that pose where she's bending backwards is inspiring ...


Troubled singer Amy Winehouse arrested over 'crack smoking' video ... too sad ... at least while she's in jail she has to stay clean ...




05.07.08...

Volcano Erupts in Chile; Spews Ash 12 Miles Up ... wow... check out that lightning ... and then there's this  ~ Volcanoes 101  ... noisy




Bizarre Japanese Arcade Game: Live Lobster Catcher ... noisy ... que cool ...


Rare Blue Iguanas Found Butchered ... WTF ... what's wrong with people ??? ...


Giant wrestler finds fame in India ... OMFG




XXX ... nasty ...


McSleepy: Automated Anesthesia System
...


N.Z. cafe serves dishwashing liquid stead of mulled wine, 2 women hospitalized
...


05.06.08...

Eye-tracking interface means gamers' looks can kill ... whoa!!!  ... Gaze gaming ....


Mother shot 8-year-old daughter in leg to win $1 bet ...   pigmother ...
*via CRAIGS



Los Angeles man wins right to use wife's last name ... cool ...


Forever blitzed: Man orders custom beer-can coffin ... coffins that look like the deceased's interests is done all the time in africa.




Fungi lock depleted uranium out of harm's way ...


XXX ... nasty ...


Scarlett Johansson Is Making A Mistake ...


05.05.08...

Photobombers Of The Day ... hahahaha ... this is hysterical.  you know it's hard not to jump in and do weird things in these situations.... know what i mean ??? ....it's like a natural thing to do ...


Fotos de chicas en la playa ... summer is almost here... yee haa ... women are so beautiful ...


Dentists offering Botox alongside fillings ...


more painful than funny ... noisy ... OMG ... it's still pretty funny. 


Winter the dolphin gets bionic tail ...




Ever Wondered What Sex With a Puppet Would Be Like? You're About to Find Out
... noisy ...


XXX ... nasty ...  


Lions, Hippos Poisoned in Famous Kenya Park ... geez... this is tragic ... and heartbreaking. some people can be disgusting pigs ...




The geekiest pants… ever?
...


05.04.08...

Marilyn Sex Tape Myth Fully Debunked by FBI ...there's been a video circulating on the net for awhile ... and it was obvious that it wasn't her... not even close  ... it's weird that anyone thought that it was ... the woman in the video was creepy... and kind awkward or clumsy or lacking any kind of grace ...  she didn't have any of marilyn monroe's vulnerability... other than being blond she didn't even look like her.   it was terrible... i had to stop watching it.


Amy Winehouse not fit to make music ... and she's so talented.  well... i hope she cleans up before she kills herself. she's so strung out i don't think she even realizes what she's  got going for her ... you know talent, grammys, money ...


'Sex pest' seal attacks penguin ...  WTF??? ... the penguin is lucky it didn't die... like get squished or something.
*via PT



Quantum camera snaps objects it cannot 'see' ... this is totally cool ...


Seattle Pigeons Attacked With Darts  ...



XXX ... nasty ... 


World of Insects ... i love this stuff ... bugs look like the aliens in science fiction  ...


*via MILOS MARIC


Bride, groom plead guilty in reception fight ... wtf ... classy couple ...


Hendrix estate: 'Sex tape' is not genuine ...


05.03.08...

The Impossible Art Of Li Wei ... heh ...


*via CRAIGS


Sexing it up ... going to the gym makes me feel sexy... my girlfriends think it's sexy too... they love my muscles.  they also say i'm sexier after i've been around my dad and my brothers, like at a family gathering or something.   i don't know what that's about ...


Man pushes creation of panel to prepare city for space aliens ...why does he still live with his parents???   i mean parents cramp your style.  he must not have any girl friends... quote:

He said he has never seen an space alien, but that he has seen evidence proving that they exist. ...

*via CRAIGS


Bra Spotting, Part 3 ...


XXX ... nasty ...


Vincent van Gogh ... his work is gorgeous. 




Miley Cyrus Richest Teen Alive, Franchise Worth Nearly $1 Billion ... well... her dad is billy ray cyrus so she had a good start


Austrian woman's dungeon ...


05.02.08...

Jolie 'heroin' video up for sale ...


Top Ten Crazy Asian Pizza Crusts  ... noisy  ... yikes ... [ link fixed ]


Modular robot reassembles when kicked apart  ... noisy  ...
*via POIKILOTRM


'Sexy' voice gives fertile women away ...


XXX ... nasty ...  aria toe sucking


Birds can 'see' the Earth's magnetic field ... interesting ...


Falling Down - Scarlett Johansson
 ... noisy  ... her new single... ugh !!! she should stick to acting ...


Where Are They? ...


05.01.08...

I did sniff colleague's chair, admits politician ... hahaha ...
*via PT


Lebanese singer causes Gulf storm ... look what pt found ... a beautiful woman reminiscent of aria ... quote:

One of the MPs called her a sexual singer who spoke with her body, not her voice ...

*via PT


Haifa Wehbe ... more pix of her  here ... [ it's those eyes ... ]


*via pt


Crowley man arrested after trying to cash $360 billion check ...  DUH ... geez ... this dude's not playing with a full deck....
*via craigs


Giant Stingrays Found Near Thai City ...




XXX ... noisy nasty ...


Albert Hofmann, father of LSD, dies ...
*via X


Joseph Fritzl investigated over unsolved rape and murder ... quote:

“It is only half true that they can speak. They communicate with noises that are a mixture of growling and cooing. They had no books and the main source of education was a television.”



04.30.08...

Alleged Hendrix sex tape causes buzz ...


Oakland Park man finds skeleton in newly trimmed tree ...
*via craigs


Woman trampled to death by cows
... this makes me laugh... [ it must be my sickness  ... ]


Dolphin dies in mid-air collision ... while this is sad ...


New Zealand scientists thaw 1,000-pound squid corpse
... quote:

O'Shea said it would make calamari rings the size of tractor tires if cut up



Anetta Keys ... ...


Only you - platters are in town ...
*via dragan


Drink a beer and lose the fear ...


04.29.08...

Police: Austrian kids locked in basement, never saw sunlight ... OMFG... disgusting  pigman ... this sick freak should be in jail for life... not just 15 years. ...  awww.. the inmates will probably kill him anyway.  [ WTF ... his wife had to know there were seven kids in the cellar ] ... quote:

"He admitted that he locked his daughter ... in the cellar, that he repeatedly had sex with her, and that he is the father of her seven children,"



Legally married -- in a nursing home ...
*via ivan de wolfe [el lobo ... ]


XXX ... nasty ... the complete set.... yummmmmm ... [ ... she's looking very voluptuous here ... given the opportunity i'd be all over her and her pretty parts ]


31 of 53 teen girls at FLDS ranch are pregnant or had baby ...


04.28.08

How to say thanks to the military ... noisy ... this is wonderful ... [ link fixed ]


Top Tory Lord Laidlaw's sex games with 4 girls, one gigolo and a tri-lingual bisexual
...


I'm a Ferrari 360 Modena!

You've got it all. Power, passion, precision, and style. You're sensuous, exotic, and temperamental. Sure, you're expensive and high-maintenance, but you're worth it.

"Take the Which Sports Car Are You? quiz.

 
XXX ... nasty ...

 
Gorgeous 'Goddess' goes gumming down at the lust picture show ... i guess tranny sex feels like regular sex ... i've wondered about that ...


A Visit to Beijing's Exclusive Penis Restaurant ... yikes !!! ... they all look so chewy ...




Spinning Bowling Ball Trick Shot ...noisy ... wow
*via dragan


04.27.08...

Shark Kills Swimmer in San Diego County ... it's been on the news a lot. ... OFMG ... the shark bit off both his legs at the thighs. ... there are a lot of seals in that area and the guy was wearing a wetsuit and probably looked like a seal.  the shark tasted him... but a human must not have been as delicious as a seal 'cuz the shark just swam off... .... well, i won't be swimming in that area for awhile ...  quote:

"They saw him come up out of the water, scream 'shark,' flail his arms, and go back under,"



Shark Attack Video ... noisy ... it doesn't sound like that guy in the story above had time to go for the shark's eyes ... it's like when earthquake advice tells people to go stand in a doorway where the structure is stronger... but... you can't really walk anywhere in a bad earthquake.  everything is moving ... maybe we're supposed to try and crawl to a doorway.


Balding Penguin Gets Custom Wetsuit ...




XXX ... nasty ... mmmmmmmm ....


Red number is not a cause of death ... that's good to know ...


04.26.08...

Michelle ... nasty ... mmmm ... sexy lady ...


Frenchman eats TV, dinner ... timbulb sent us this article about the guy who can eat everything.  his body is different than ours ...  
*via timbulb


Mutant threatening to wipe out grey squirrel ...
*via pt


04.25.08 ...

Blaine shocks diners by eating glass
... for $10K i would eat glass too ...[ i guess you pulverize it with your teeth or something  ... ??? ]


High-tech armband puts your fingers in control ...


XXX ... nasty ... mmmmmmmm .... obviously i'm jonesin' for aria still 'cuz when kimmy [ my friend kimberly lixx ] sent me the link to an aria video the obsession returned ...  OMG


Computers Maintenance ... yuck !!! ... this is disgusting ...


04.24.08...

Battle at Kruger ... noisy ... wow ...   those buffalo are really scary.  my dad was on a safari and he said the guides were terrified of these animals and just shook when they were around them.
*via sgt


Man arrested after trying to fill up imaginary car ...
*via X


Virtual Walls traffic stop lights ...  well...they're hard to miss ...


Monika Vesela in Garden of Eden ... nasty ...   warning ...  hi-res bandwidth hog ...


Pay Attention! Brain Scanners Detect Slip-Ups Before You Do ...


04.23.08...

Adolf Hitler dolls to go on sale in Ukraine ... is this a jeffrey dahmer action figure kinda thing ???


Meth Drug Info and Effects ... noisy ... some friends of mine lost everything... even their kids ... using meth.  now they're off the drug but somehow they're 'different' and i don't like to be around them anymore ... it's sad...
*via milos maric


Food Rationing Confronts Breadbasket of the World
... ygtbk ...
*via craigs


To defeat a malicious botnet, build a friendly one
...


Brazil priest flying party balloons lost at sea ...




Protein test is a crystal ball for breast cancer ...


Tourists pictured on edge of 360ft falls ... this is not new but it's cool to see it again.... makes me want to go there ...[ hmmm ... that's an idea ... ]




04.22.08...

Muslim call to adopt Mecca time ...  WTF??? ... oh puleeze ....  [ pt noted  ... "I loved the phrase: " One geologist argued that unlike other longitudes, Mecca's was in perfect alignment to magnetic north." ... which strikes me as odd as the magnetic north is moving rapidly. ]
*via pt


Elephants Painting! ... Elephant Paints Self Portrait ... Painting elephant 2 ... noisy ...WOW!!! ... some humans believe that animals  don't think just because they don't  use words the same way we do... anyway ... these are very sensitive paintings. it looks like elephants want to express themselves.
*via SGT


XXX ... nasty ...  hi-res bandwidth hog  ...  yummy close-ups


Scary landing tests "beginner" S.Korean astronaut ... astro made a good point ... "Nobody in the mainstream media has picked up on this fact. I think it says a lot about woman's place in our society. And both in the same year as we have the first viable female presidential candidate." ... ... quote:

... Whitson, 48, has become the American with the longest amount of cumulative time in space with 377 days.

*via astro


04.21.08...

Front & Center: Madonna's a $24M Material Girl ...  she always makes me feel like i'm dragging my feet ... awesome business woman.  ... quote:

... she'll get $14 million, or roughly $170,000 per minute, for a 90 minute concert.



04.20.08...

Front & Center:Marilyn Monroe Sex Tape Shocker ... noisy ...