05.31.08...

Is It Real? Alien 'Proof' Released ... yeah ... that settles it for me ... obviously there really are small smooth-skinned aliens peeking in our windows ...




Drug traffickers craft cocaine Jesus ... oh my ...


find the handkerchief ... ... i've posted this before... but it's funny... this chica has big cajones and she looks like a librarian.


Woman hides in man's closet for a year ... she should have gotten her own food ...that was a stupid mistake ...


Inflatable robots could explore Mars ... quote:

The ball gets its energy from thin-film solar panels on some of the hexagonal panels making up its soccer-ball-like surface. To keep them clear of dust, an ultrasonic cleaner on the inside vibrates the shell, shaking it off.


XXX ... ...   


WALK OF FAME STAR FOR HOLLY HUNTER ... she's done some great work ..


05.30.08...

Judge may spare jury from watching 8 hours of violent porn ... yuck !!! ...
*via CRAIGS


Deadly snake bites penis ... he's lucky ...


24 Hours of Air Traffic Never Looked So Beautiful ... ...
*via POIKILOTRM


XXX ... ...  
 

Ancient Clump Reveals Greenland Eskimos' Roots ... [ link fixed ]


Stonehenge Was ''Domain of the Dead'' ...


New View on Stonehenge Burials ... ... 


05.29.08...

Phone home: Purported UFO video to be shown Friday ... this should be interesting ... quote:

"It shows an extraterrestrial's head popping up outside of a window at night, looking in the window, that's visible through an infrared camera," he said. The alien is about 4 feet tall and can be seen blinking, Peckman said earlier this month.
*via CRAIGS


XXX ... ... so  cute....
*via NEMESIS


Woman charged over violent rape ... WTF???


Women held for raping man in Stockholm ... hmmmm .... swedish women need more sex ???


Nude Maid Stole Wife's Jewelry, Husband Says ...
*via CRAIGS


05.28.08...

XXX ... ... some sweet kisses ... [hi rez ... ]
*via Girl Next Door


Music Catch  ... ... i got 459894 ... [when you see a pink flower shaped one go for it... ]


Rag and bone cup dates to 300BC ...




WINEHOUSE SONG ON UNIVERSITY EXAM ... this is cool ... too bad she's keeps fucking up ... i don't think she realizes how gifted she really is ...


Lohan’s Dad Confirms Lesbian Sex Parties ... quote:

the often estranged father of Lindsay has confirmed his daughter’s lesbian relations with Sam Ronson, adding the duo’s love affair is “evident to anyone with half a brain.”


Is Lindsay Lohan Engaged? ... she's going to marry her ???


Duo claims record for world's longest handshake ...


05.27.08...

Briton jailed for four years in Dubai after customs find cannabis weighing less than a grain of sugar under his shoe ... YGTBFK ... quote:

"What many travelers may not realize is that they can be deemed to be in possession of such banned substances if they can be detected in their urine or bloodstream, or even in tiny, trace amounts on their person.
*via X


Father learns kids don't inflate ... DUH ...


The Orgasmic Mind: The Neurological Roots of Sexual Pleasure ...


common kitchen ... ...


Easy way to reset your sleep cycle: Stop eating ...


Lost Parrot Recites Address to Veterinarian By The Associated Press ...


Scientist Creates Cold Fusion For the First Time In Decades ...


05.26.08...

Probe lands on Mars, NASA says ... so cool ...


Phoenix Lander Touches Down Near Mars's North Pole ...


54 sickened by suicide's toxic vomit ...


Clinton and Obama Mealy-Mouthed Marriage Statements ...


XXX ... ...


Cops probe one of own ...


05.25.08...

Sunny Leone Shows Off Her Beautiful ... ...
 

Jolie upset over leaked video footage ... YGTBFK ... she killed her childhood pets ??? ... wtf ...


Bird flies off with puppy ... there are red-tailed hawks around here looking for small things like dogs etc. ... and they're bold too ... they'll swoop down right at you and then lock eyes with you before they turn to leave.  they terrify the dogs. 


German police investigate mum who put baby on eBay ... hahahaha ... quote:

"Baby -- collection only. Offer my nearly new baby for sale because it cries too much. Male, 70 cm long."


Madonna: 'Pharrell made me cry' ... hmmm... spitting snot ...


Rupert the grumpy tortoise goes on the run ...


05.24.08...

Fourth human foot found in B.C.'s Strait of Georgia ... wtf ??? ...  they just fell off ??? ... quote:

There is no evidence to suggest that the foot -- or any or the previous three-- was forcibly removed, Linteau said


Spitzer’s Downfall Inspires Performance Art ...


Blonde Zombies ...


High-class Aria Giovanni 2008 for us ... ...OMG ... she's gorgeous.  i love her voluptuos body.  it's sexy... it feels good just to look at her... mmmmmm ... i am so not into skinny ...


*via BRUTALLY FRANK


Early Mars Had Floods, Yellowstone-Like Hot Springs ...


rapid library ... a search engine for rapidshare files... cool....
*via BRUTALLY FRANK


05.23.08...

Man admits having sex with 1,000 cars ... quote:

"There are moments way out in the middle of nowhere when I see a little car parked and I swear it needs loving.


eva mendes ... ...  OMG ... mmmmmmm


Strokable robot rabbit talks with touch ...




GK Exotic Releases Ejaculating Japanese Vibe ... heh ...




Huge hidden biomass lives deep beneath the oceans ...


Vintage Girly Magazines ... ...


05.22.08...

Gecko in egg 'must have crawled up cloaca' ... i didn't know chickens had cloacas ...


*via LIAM K


A videogame that truly takes the p*ss ...  ... those girls need tp practice peeing standing up.  i've developed great aim ...
*via PETE


Gold Toothpick-Earwax Spoon Found ... hmmm.. first you pick your teeth and then you clean your ears ...




XXX ... ...


Lady Streaker Scores a Goooooooooal! ... ...


05.21.08...

Video: Garry Kasparov attacked by a flying penis ... ... hahahahaha


Uno de los nuestros ... ...


President plans to kill off every single homosexual ... that's cuz he's still an 'in the closet' ... ignorant freak ... quote:

He warned all homosexuals in the country to leave, noting that a legislation “stricter than those in Iran ” concerning the vice would be introduced soon.


Beluga blows (and sucks) air bubble rings ... ... they're playfull ...
*via pink tentacle


05.20.08...

Aria struts her see-through sexy stuff  ... ...  yummmmm ...
*via blacksun products


Cosmic dust gives water a helping hand ...


Timberlake to sing at DeGeneres wedding ...


Artist heats up some arty grub ...


05.19.08...

Deputies arrest passenger who allegedly threw bottle after being called name for listening to Mariah Carey tune ... ??? shooting a missile ???
*via CRAIGS


Result Of Civil War Part 1 ... 
*via MIKE FLORES


Congratulations fly out to mrs. petey ... jersey petey's brilliant and hardworking wife.

" Diane graduated summa cum laude from Warren County College on Saturday. She's wearing her Phi Theta Kappa stole for Academic Achievement in Computer Science. Ain't she somethin'?"... all we can say is ... go girl


Swiss Rocket Man - Yves Rossy ... ... this dude rocks....
*via PT


05.18.08...

The 25 Most Disturbing Sex Toys ... hahahaha ...


*via CRAIGS


Study of penis, deformed babies, and other weird museums around the world ...


Blake tells Winehouse she needs to change ... quote:

... He wants to go on picnics and to museums, and remain drug-free.


Introducing 'spaceroach' grandchildren ...


Deadly bedroom games ...


05.17.08...

Carmen Electra ...


Prosecutor: Landlord tried to bomb man over rent ... WTF


XXX ... ...  


Same Sex Couples Common in the Wild ...


Girl's Twin Found Inside Her Stomach ...


Giant space vegetables ‘could feed the world’ ...


Name Your Wang ...


05.16.08...

Pictured: Rocketman flies over Alps with jet-pack strapped to his back ... how FUN ... whoa ... this is irresistible


*via PT


Lesbian Icon Jodie Foster and Cydney Bernard Call it Quits ...


The Beauty of Mars ... ... [ link fixed ]


*via MILOS MARIC


so.... a few people have been talking about how the newly discovered bust of julius ceasar looks like robert blake  ... [and sarek from star-trek too...] ... so i thought we coulkd do a C and C ...



... i didn't know that blake played satan in david lynch's Lost Highway.  i never really cared much for blake's work before ... but i loved this character.  he did a really good job. he was scary .... totally scary ... i love that movie. i like to watch it and watch it and ............




Fredy Wijaya photography ... interesting ... very atmospheric


Boater in Martin County pumps 100 gallons of gasoline in wrong hole, hazmat responds ...
*via CRAIGS


Woman Hopes To Sell Her 'Virgin Mary' Rock On eBay ... hmmmm... i bet i have some BVM rocks around here too ...  [ ... she doesn't know how to go online and she doesn't have a phone... but she got some publicity.  that's the hardest part ]


*via CRAIGS


05.15.08...

Running on Empty: Cars that Never Need Gas ...


Alien e-mail reply to arrive in 2015? ...




Man kills family to spare them shame of financial ruin ...why didm't he just kill himself if he's so fuckin' humiliated. WTF ...


XXX ... ...


Hello Kitty Tattoo on forehead; yeah WTF! ... yuck ... que feo




Einstein letter shows disdain for religion ...


Winehouse Kisses Doherty, World Gets Contact High ... OMFG ...


Divers find Caesar bust that may date to 46 B.C  ...




05.14.08...

Nevada judge accused of demanding royal treatment ...




Robert Rauschenberg, American Artist, Dies at 82 ...   he was a great artist and he stood up for artist's rights too.  here are some links if you'd like to know more about him. ... wikipedia ...  telegraph ... the Met ... google images




Frog Migration: Omen to China Earthquake Disaster ...




Vatican says aliens could exist ... quotes:

  ... And some aliens could even be free from original sin, he speculates.


XXX ... ...


Tyrone Smith Revue ... petey says this was the band that played at jenna bush's wedding ... and they did a gig at the whitehouse ...
*via JERSEY PETEY


Man dies in spitting contest plunge ... i always spit from  the top of tall buildings.  i don't know why but i just have to ... so i do.


Illustrator Eric White ...


The sex pros and cons of piercing ... the people i know love their sexy piercings.  my friend  carla has a clitoral hood piercing and said she can feel it when she walks. 


05.13.08...

I WAS A SEX SLAVE TOO, KEPT IN A 6FT COFFIN FOR 7 YRS ...  is this real ???


3feel ... ... an online interactive sex game out of korea ... <= this page has a a few videos.... i like #2 the best.  the firth one ith OK... but the thecond one ith better ....and  here is ... ... an example of a couple messing around or something ... this game could be fun eventually. 
*via SLASHDONG


nathan appel's photostream ...


Animal psychic 'finds' missing dog ...


isabella Rossellini's 'Porno' ... ...
*via POETSGIRL


Satoshi Saïkusa ... ...


Vending machine can spot a youthful face... so...just have an adult buy them for you.  there is always someone who is willing to buy an underage kid alcohol and/or tobacco. i  used io just stand outside of a liquor store and ask the guys a they walked in. it always worked.


XXX ... ...
 

05.12.08...

Family lived with dead body on lavatory ... OMG ... quote:

When a policewoman opened the bathroom door, she smelled “decaying matter” and noticed something piled on the lavatory.